Howard Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 It's a first name, like that actress who played in movies like GI Jane. What is a non-libidoist? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 A non-libidoist is someone that denies the existence of libido, just like members of the earth flat society deny the existence of a round earth, but that's another debate. Basically, "non" means "no" in french, so when non-libidoists hear anything related to libido, they just say "no". What is up with asexual people having some sort of cake obsession ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DetectiveDayo Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 There is a certain gene that requires asexual people to eat more cake. In the beginning of time this was just for survival purposes, to maintain their asexuality and therefore remove a sensitive weak spot lots of humans suffer from. As time passed, however, it has become a part of them so much that they dedicated a whole part of their satanic relegion to it. What should I do if people don't accept me being asexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Have you ever heard of the famous saying "My way or the highway"? Well, it's either them accepting your way, or them being pushed out of your car going full speed. Honestly I think they wouldn't spend much time hesitating. What is the cause of asexuality ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RandomPotato02 Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Eating too much cake and reading too many books about dragons. When can I be sure that I'm 100% ace? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 If you aren't sure now, you probably never will be. What is this whole "AVEN Arcade" thing about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Breaching ToS and getting away with it I like beers with lewd names, can I still be asexual? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 that probably makes you brewsexual. Unless you're also attracted to wine, which would make you barrelsexual. Although some also prefer the term flasksexual, if the attraction exists to a lesser degree. Either way, you'll be part of the LWBSQJA% (Liquor Wine Beer Spirits Questionable Juice & Alcohol Percentage) spectrum. If I only experience attraction under great amounts of alcohol influence, could I be burgundysexual? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 probably not. Burgundysexual is a term reserved for people who get off on that area of France. I heard that asexuals suffer more than most from flatulence. And that "Ace" stands for Arse Crack Emissions. Is this true (because I think I'd fit in well).... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DetectiveDayo Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 It is a lesser known fact, but this is indeed completely true. Asexual people have an advanced way of breaking down sexual attraction into a gas and let it out through their anus. This phenomenon is often paired with a loud noice to assert dominance. Are there mightier people than asexual people? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howard Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Nope. That's why aliens haven't contacted us yet. They know about asexuals and prefer to stay clear of this planet. What would happen if I find out that my sexual orientation is affected by my meds? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 document your findings and get filthy stinking rich. I learned so much about asexuality on this site. Can anyone recommend a site, where I can learn about bsexuality and csexuality ? I'd like to do them in order 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 BVEN and CVEN, obviously. We like to keep it real simple. How old do I need to be to identify as aroace? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Whatever the age of content is Is there an asexual initiation ceremony? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 There is, but it's all low key and a little bit mystic. You've probably already gone through it without noticing. I'd like to bring some friends with me. How can I get them to convert to asexuality? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Sacrifice their sexuality in a bloody ritual. How can I find aroace friends irl? I'm having a lot of trouble. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DetectiveDayo Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 There is a verry easy three step plan for acquiring more aorace friends that works quaranteed. Opperation aroace friends: -Step 1: get yourself one of those big spotlights and use it to signal our symbol into the air. The symbol consists of an ace of spades-thingy, crossed with an arrow. This will attract other aroace people in your area. -Step 2: capture the first cishet you can find an sacrifice his/her souls to our diety, Cake, in a bloody ritual. This will help strengten your bond. -Step 3: Eat cake. Am I legally aloud to throw someone out of my car if they are being acephobic? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Of course - isn't that what cars are for? What should I do if someone throws me out of their car because I told them that I am ace? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Say "no u." You will instantly be projectile back into the car, while the other person will be thrown out. It's a simple spell known to only aces. I'm out of questions. What should I do? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Bake a cake. How come so many video games that have romantic elements seem to discourage polyamory? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 it was a compromise between the 104th term of the ace world government and the game manufacturers i was in my small house with julia, we were talking about how the 104th ace world government makes me think of 1984 when they broke in and convicted us both, would 1984 references be "uncool"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 orwell how do i tell my parents im ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Bake a cake for them 🍰 and then slowly fade into nothingness. How do I convince my friend when they called me a late bloomer who have not found the right one yet? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Go on a spiritual journey across three continents and collect as many genders as you can. Once you have completed your quest and located the sacred asexual screaming seals that yell, and introduce yourself to the queen as a royal knight of the ace circle, the answer will reveal itself. I can't find any other asexuals in the wild. how do I find them? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Have you tried using Sweet Scent or Honey? Do all asexuals like cats? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 If they want to live. I'm not sure if I'm ace and think I'm just secretly scared of commitment what do I do help? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dracoddity Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 (edited) Commit the rest of your life to the next stranger you see. This is the only way to know if you are capable of commitment. If I'm asexual, does an ace card count as 1 point or 11 points? Edited December 8, 2020 by Dracoddity 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 if you're playing the ace game, all the other cards only have one point... how can I maintain good relationships, if they always lose interest after finding out I'm asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karret Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Stalk them until you catch them doing something bad, take a picture, and then blackmail them using the picture you just took to stay your friends. Or offer to buy their friendship with presents and trips to fun places regularly. How do I tell my parents? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DetectiveDayo Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) Pretend to be pregnant for nine months, and at the "baby shower", give them an ace card wrapped in a blanket and say: "b*tch dafuq? Y'all really thought?" And when you have all people gathered at your fake baby shower, you also have the perfect opportunity to take their souls. What is allosexual? Edited December 9, 2020 by DetectiveDayo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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