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hopeisnotlost

They lay in a card deck.

What if I am trans?

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if you're questioning,  just tell your friends and family that you are and then make your decision based on their reactions. trust me. because I'm an expert on something totally unrelated. 

 

Hi, I'm new here. how do I meet other people like me?

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Every person is unique, so there is no chance to meet someone who's like you, but you can create those people in your mind. 

 

Should I tell my mum that I'm demi ace and agender or that's too cruel?

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Definitely too cruel. Comparable to a hate crime even. Do not, i repeat, do not tell her or you'll end up in jail. 

 

How do i prove to people that asexuality actually exists ? 

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Pester them incessantly until they give up and say 'alright, asexuality exists!' just to make you stop.

 

Is it mandatory to have at least one straight character in a story-in-progress? 

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No, I can assure you I once wrote a particularly thrilling story without any characters at all.

 

I see the ToS referenced all the time, what's it actually say?

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Clumsy Fairy

ToS = Types of Sex.

 

It's just an illustrative guide to the best way to 'get down' if you aren't that in to it. It has helpful tips, and advice in there of how to watch TV, and read books while someone is 'doing their thing'..

 

What words should I use to describe people who disagree with my opinions?

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Call them evil monsters that don't deserve to live and should instead go jump in a fire so that they can die a slow and painful death.

 

Does anyone disagree with my opinion on this matter?

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I'm sorry, AVEN is a positive community where we don't tell each other to die horrible deaths. You can reach me at (420) 867-5309 so I can correct your pathetic torture ideas.

 

What is happening in the AVEN specific memes thread?

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oh no ones uses it, we all wonder what's happening there and yet no ones seems to take a look at it. so i guess it'll stay a mystery for now, unless you're brave enough to go explore the thread on your own

 

where do i cancel my asexuality free trial ? it's been 1 month and i don't like it 

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oh, so you go to settings, click account options, then click membership, and there's a button that says "cancel free trial"

 

 

how do I "PM" someone?

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It's a score of zero in tennis. It may, or may not, originate from the fact that a zero looks like an egg. And in French an egg is l'oeuf. Which sounds like love.

 

Where might I have caught asexuality? Or is it passed down through genes?

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(Was hoping you’d say baby don’t hurt me)

 

You might have gotten Asexuality from your English teacher.  (Get it?) especially if they were wearing tight jeans at the moment. 
 

why do I always feel existential dread and regret around relationship issues?


 

 

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Uh, because you might just be a weirdo who's too afraid to do anything

 

 

What sort of stuff do you guys do on aven other than being asexual?

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3 hours ago, A User said:

Uh, because you might just be a weirdo who's too afraid to do anything

 

 

What sort of stuff do you guys do on aven other than being asexual?

This is true. 
 

yes they do. It’s party rock anthem by lmfao

 

Why are most people so damn sexual ?

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Anxious kid

Because asexual people are the chosen ones. 

 

So were can I find the lyrics of Aven's anthem?

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

As many as there needs to be.

 

What's the difference between an plant and an ace person? 

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One drinks spaghetti water.

 

How do I write a personal message to someone?

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Acrostic Volcanic Ever-lasting Newts.

 

 

Does the journey of self-discovery ever end?

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Katarina Gertje

Yes. When you find the scroll of truth, which you will immediately reject.

 

 

Why is there no aro or ace representation?

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There is. A guy in Skyrim took an aro to the knee. Aces all over in casino royale! What are you talking about?😂

 

how do I come out to my parents?

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NerdAlert93

just open the door and walk through.

 

is asexuality contagious? 

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To annoy the sexuals.

 

What's the meaning of the ace flag colours?

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