Starry Sky Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 No, only if you use a ruler. Need help picking out an ace ring. Does it have to be black? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
erichamion Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 It really should be the non-color of the sucking eldritch void that exists where an ace's soul should be. But black is as close as you're likely to get from any mortal jeweler. What do aces do to fill their soul-void? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Participate in defdebs. Do gray-as have half-souls? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 They have quarter souls, made of actual quarters. My ace ring is made of rainbow hematite. Does that make me extra ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimi_gata Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 No, it makes you queer instead of ace. How do I tell the difference between alterous and romantic attraction? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 You don't. It's incomprehensible. Is it true that dragons have to be invited to cake parties? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Well, someone has to light up the candles. What are ace communities outside of AVEN like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 Like flocks of penguins, only with cake and garlic bread. How many letters will the LGBT+ acronym have until there's enough? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 42 With all of these cake icons and images how do I get the cake out of my computer? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 hours ago, daveb said: 42 With all of these cake icons and images how do I get the cake out of my computer? You must invite a sexual over to your house and give them a wand to wave over the computer. Provide them with a list of disgusting phrases to utter, like "Lookin' good, baBEE!" and "Hey, you and me, capisce?". The cake bits will jump out of your computer and run out the nearest door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Egads! I think I'll leave the cake alone then. Your turn to ask a question. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 You can never ask questions. Questions will get you hunted by the Cake Reaper. Can I still be asexual if I've had sex with my partner? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ralnyra Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 No. What does demisexual mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 It means you split your body in half, one has sex with a partner, while the other makes spaghetti for you both to have after you're done What's a QPR? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 It’s a radio station that only plays songs which don’t reference sex. How do I come out to my friends as ace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 You try to gaslight them into thinking they're ace as well I want kids, but I don't want to have sex for them.... What do I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Picklethewickle Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Kidnapping is the fastest option. When sexuals describe other people as "hot" does that mean you are supposed to set them on fire? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Almost_something Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Of course not!! If they're hot, it means that they're already on fire. You should use the fire extinguisher or at least throw a water bucket on them. Safety first!! How do I tell my partner it's not their fault that I don't want to engage in sex related activities? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 It’s best to use reverse psychology. Tell them it is their fault, and then they’ll want to believe it’s not their fault, which will make it a lot easier to convince them that it’s not. If I see someone wearing a black ring on their right middle finger, how can I know whether it’s because they’re ace or just because they want to wear a black ring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Ask them what's their thoughts on Danmark invasion. Is there a guide book on how to be a proper ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Yes! You can buy it right here for only 20 installments of 13.99$! Call now! Hello! I'm new to AVEN! Where should I start? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RandomPotato02 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Don't. Once you've started, you've grown into a cult that will eventually destroy you. What is this Denmark invasion about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 It's where we drive into Denmark without proper passports and throw pastries at all the people who live there What's with ace people and cake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 We secretly live in a JRPG world, and cake is our power-up. Different kinds of cake give different power-ups. [Hmm, now I almost want to make a game based on this...] Since aces like cake, does that mean that aros like pie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 No, aros like pizza. Which I guess is a form of pie, but that would get us into a defdeb. Since AVEN is apparently a cult, who or what does it worship? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
imjustconfused Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 We worship the great god of cake and dragons!! Why does love exist? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 28 minutes ago, imjustconfused said: We worship the great god of cake and dragons!! Why does love exist? It's a legal alternative to other addictions, nothing more. Best to quit cold turkey while you still can. It's never going to be as good as the first time anyways, so stop trying to find that high. I like to wear short skirts but I'm afraid, people will get the wrong idea. What should I do? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Wear even shorter skirts! How do I tell people dirty jokes make me uncomfortable? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Picklethewickle Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Throw dirt at them so that they feel uncomfortable too. Do I have to have sex to prove I'm really asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Olallieberry Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Picklethewickle said: Throw dirt at them so that they feel uncomfortable too. Do I have to have sex to prove I'm really asexual? Of course, how else. Would you convince them you liked it while you're at it? After all that's what they want. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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