Katarina Gertje Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Step 1: Buy an 8-ball. Step 2: Ask it for its wisdom. How do I deal with fandoms who make everything about shipping? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 There are many things you can do. You can join the unshippers, headcanon every existing character as ace/aro, leave the fandom out of anger, or... or... there are many options I swear. Should I participate in definition debates? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 It's the best way to learn the objectively correct word to fit your unique personal experiences. Someone told me that asexuality isn't a real thing, but yet, here's a website full of asexuals. What's going on here? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Oh yeah, we're all repressed and just lying about how asexuality is real for money. We're such good actors, aren't we? I've read the FAQ and it seems like I can't be asexual considering what is written there. Can I still be asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 No you can't. Because real asexuals never read the FAQ. Where are the FAQs anyway? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 If you get on AVEN's homepage and hover "About asexuality", you will find the multiple parts of the FAQ. Well shit, I guess real asexuals don't read the TOS either, right? If so, does that mean I'm a double-fake asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Not unless the gay agenda writes it into the script, which makes you a double gaygent. All this actor talk makes me think I got fired. Is it okay to be visible here if you're not asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Don't worry, since none of us here actually are asexual (because real asexuals don't go on AVEN), if you're not ace it's absolutely okay. We need to pretend we have allies and are open-minded toward non-aces, and considering we have very few non-ace actors, nobody would fire you. And you're an otter after all, who would do such a thing to you? Are there people furthering the trans agender here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Unleash the Echidnas Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Since it challenges the conventional notion of transgender as a binary, the trans agender has proved controversial. Some claim one cannot be trans agender as becoming agender is not a transition between genders but a removal from gender entirely. Others feel strongly that agender establishes a gender trinary and transitions are therefore possible along any side of the triangle. Also contested is the extent to which gender is a continuum and at what point and frequency changes in one's gender expressions are better described as transitions rather than fluidity. Current activity centers primarily on a thread in Hot Box about whether gender is one or two dimensional and if those dimensions are Euclidean or some other geometry. It's unclear whether or not this does or doesn't further trans agender but the two posts in the trans agender meme thread are pretty good. A minority of users holds that there is no trans agender and that it's just a typo for trans agenda. During debate over whether the trans agenda is an agenda pursued by transgender people or whether trans agenda refers to an agenda which has changed from one type of agenda to another it emerged several members of this minority are Pastafarians. This lead to a heated thread in Site Comments over whether the discussion could continue in the gender forum or if a religion forum needed to be created to house it. Currently, the thread is locked for cooldown due to umbrage being taken over the suggestion that Lovecraft didn't like pasta and that Cthulhu is therefore actually a (mis)representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster rather than being associated with the Elder Gods. I have friends who like to put colanders on their heads. Does this mean they are for or against the typo interpretation of trans agender? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 It means they're secretly aliens, so of course they're trans agender. Does AVEN really stand for Avoid victorious Elegant Newts? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Wow, you really are new here. You should read all the past posts before asking redundant questions. Since everyone tells me, that sexuality is a natural thing, does that mean that I am AI? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 I've seen artificial intelligences fall in love in fictional stories, sooo... no. I can't come up with a good username. What should I call myself? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spooky Little Kid Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Your full real name. And your address. What''s with all the dragons and cakes? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boondocks Paradox Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 It's what we feed to the great purple overlords, of course. How do I convince myself that I am an ace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Ah, you're asking an expert here! Make the CIM your new religion and you're good to go! I can't find the FAQ. Where is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 That’s something we’re asked frequently. Before asking a question, please check the FAQ for answers to common questions such as “where is the FAQ?” in case it was already answered. Do asexuals celebrate Christmas? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 No, asexuals don't want to annoy people with other religions, so they celebrate "Holidays" instead (which is quite similar to pastafarian "Holiday", the idea was clearly stolen from us). Some asexuals also pretend to celebrate other types of holidays that come around Christmas for cake, garlic bread and other festive foods and so they could sing weird songs, receive presents and make everything in their home pretty. Does any of you know traditional asexual cake recipes? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 You don't need recipes. Aces can pretty much create cakes with their hands. How else would we be able to greet so many newbies everyday? Do aces go to the beach? And the park? Cause I've never seen an ace outside. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 All the time! When aces are exposed to sunlight, they look just like anyone else. It’s a defense mechanism. If aces have their own flag, do they also have a state bird? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Black Tourmaline Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 it's the California Condor. can i be aromantic and like romcoms? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anommamous Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Not unless you sign a waiver. Can I be asexual if my hormones don't do their job quite right? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Butterfly Composer Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Yes, so long as you keep taking the medication. Dude, what's with the cake? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auri-Fela-Mola-Davi Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Cake is an important symbol of birthdays, weddings, dessert, and other thing asexuals do not have. Therefore, cake became a key piece of asexuality in order to satisfy our need to constantly remind ourselves that everyone else actually celebrates stuff! Can you believe it!? Why on earth would people actually celebrate! What is the obsession over meeting up in real life about? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Some AVENites claim to be cows, plants, machines and various animals, so I'm guessing people just want to know if everyone's human. Of course, that's kinda rude, since it's no one's business whether we're truly humans or not. What's the character limit for posts? If someone's reached it, what were they talking about? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auri-Fela-Mola-Davi Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 It depends on what characters you are using. If you are using characters like Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter, or other equally annoying characters, the limit is one half. If the character is even more annoying, the answer is 0. Otherwise everyone would leave the site, which was why the limit was put in place. However, if you are using less annoying characters, the number depends, so be careful. You won't always find out the limit for specific characters until you have already been permanently kicked out of the site. What does being 'on the spectrum' mean? What spectrum? Why is being on a "spectrum" even important? Who is on this 'spectrum'? When did this spectrum begin? When did it end? Just what is this spectrum??????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 It's a spectrum of incomprehensible forms of light and strange colours never before seen on Earth that are projected out of a cosmic prism. Obviously. Are we still invading Denmark, and where did that joke come from, anyway? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilenceRadio Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Denmark was chosen because it apparently had as many people as there are aces in the world, making this the perfect place to make a whole entire Ace Country, I imagine. We don't know exactly how many aces there are though, and the estimates aren't accurate. All I know about Denmark from Wikipedia searches is stuff related to porn, so I have no clue why aces want to invade it so much. I think we"re "invading Denmark" the same way Britain was "leaving Europe": ideas stuck in some form of development hell. Some say the AVEN triangle is antisemitic. Are they correct? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aye Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 No. Medicine is not a triangle. Help. My friends don't understand asexuality what do I do?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auri-Fela-Mola-Davi Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Tell them you hate them, and then leave for Antarctica. They shouldn't follow you there. If they do, move to the North pole... Why does AVEN exist? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Aliens. That is all. Are the cis/straights ever okay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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