Missing Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Not all aces are handsome and smart, we just have a disproportionate number of vampires in our ranks which raises the average. My friend wants to be initiated into asexuality. Can I lead the ritual or must I consult one of the elder aces? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 No, you cannot lead a ritual for your buddy. It is illiegal. Therefore you must have me lead the ritual and do voodoo magic. Hopefully someone comes out alive this time. can I stop being an asexual? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Only you can determine your orientation. My friend doesn’t believe I’m asexual because I call hot cocoa “hot cocoa” instead of “aesthetically attractive cocoa.” Do you think they might have a point? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 well yes, but also no. does fangirling over gay people make me gay? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Yes. Because contagion. Is asexuality just a delay in puberty? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Killua Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Yes, in fact it's an ancient curse spread around from teen to teen and some can never shake it off. To promptly become allo again, kiss the lips of a magical prince I can't eat cake because of health problems, am I still ace? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 No. Aces are cards, cards don't eat cake. Can I hate purple? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Well technically you can, BUT If you are ever caught spreading hate on the colors purple, white, grey and black, your ace card will be revoked. What's the difference between demisexual and grey-asexual ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 the first one means you're a half-human, the second one means your skin color is gray. my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm ace. What do I do now? I'm so lonely. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Well, you know what they say. When someone breaks your heart and leaves you lonely, it's best to look at more memes. Or burn there house down. Idk, ask a non-aro. How come this forum is still alive, when so many others have died? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 "HoW cOmE a FoRuM oF iMmOrTaL bEiNgS jUsT sTaYs AliVe?" Do you hear yourself? I feel like "coming out" as ace would make me look like a fraud because as it's not a sexuality, it cannot be seen as a "deviant" one... How do I deal with that? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a little annihilation Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 well then shove yourself in the smallest closet you can find and never come out. am I still asexual if I am capable of having sex, in theory? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Maybe Can I join the forum of I'm only aro? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 INTRUDER ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! How do I advocate for aro and ace inclusion? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 You don't, it happens by itself What does aromantic mean? How do I know it fits me??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, A User said: What does aromantic mean? How do I know it fits me??? The fitting rooms in the AVENville branch of the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel is near the check-out stations. Asexuals love cake. What happens if I prefer jelly and ice cream instead? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Eat a jelly ice cream cake. What's the difference between aces and Aces? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 About 50p on the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel. How do I join AVEN's Super Stunt Pigeons? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 When aces level up, they evolve into Aces. Are aces naturally good at card tricks? (Drat, I got ninjad) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 They're better at Persona games, because Tarot. How to deal with society's obsession with sex? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 4/29/2021 at 10:38 PM, Omega the Shadow said: When aces level up, they evolve into Aces. Are aces naturally good at card tricks? (Drat, I got ninjad) Next thing you'll be saying is that us Aces will be starring in Pokémon Go! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 4/29/2021 at 5:49 PM, KuraTheChibiCrystalKitty said: How to deal with society's obsession with sex? the answer is in the question you just deal with it. where did all the cake come from? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 The cake dimension. All asexuals have access to it. How do I get people to understand what asexuality is? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Write a 3,600 paged book about it. How do you get to the isle of Aceness? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Book your tickets with the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Airways - or catch a lift with the Stunt Pigeons! Is there anything that a certain Ace Shopping Channel WON'T sell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 I'll avoid stating the obvious answer, because obviousness. What's the perfect ace comfort food besides cake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RandomPotato02 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Anything can be a comfort food for an ace as long as you eat it together with your pet dragon. What do I do if my pet dragon doesn't like being called a "pet"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Only you can determine your orientation...err...um...term of endearment! Where do i claim my cake and black ring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IvyZero Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Sign right here. It is a statement that stating that you are not normal. Can I have a fork for my cake? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Here is a knife. Stab yourself. Am I grey ace or bisexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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