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Katarina Gertje

Wear only the asexual colors as a silent protest. Also, get "asexual" tattooed on your forehead. You definitely won't regret it.

 

 

How do I find aromantics irl?

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Ask your fellow aromantics where it is. They'll be happy to direct you to their nearest IRL, which of course stands for International Ravioli Lounge.

 

Is asexual part of LGBTQ+?

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Absolutely; the + stands for asexuals, since we're just so amazing and always add to any situation.

 

Can someone explain to me the difference between being sex-averse and sex-repulsed? And how does sex-positivity/negativity fit into it all?

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Katarina Gertje

Sex-averse= you instinctively avoid anything relating to sex, without realizing it.

 

Sex-repulsed= you are physically sick at even the mere idea of sex. You may even throw up.

 

Sex positivity and negativity relate to the poles on a magnet. No I will not elaborate further.

 

 

Can anyone explain the asexual spectrum to me?

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So basically on the one end you've got me, who has never experienced the slightest bit of attraction to anyone at any point in their entire life. And then at the other end, you've got no one because there is no other end. I am the one and only asexual person.

 

What's the difference between asexual, aromantic, and agender?

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50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple

The spelling!

 

Thank you, thank you, you're in the presence of a comedian

 

How do i have sex if I'm sex averse?

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hopeisnotlost

You cant be sexaverse theres no such thing everyone wants sex.

 

Am I crazy for thinking aces are trying to corrupt the youth?

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Of course not! We're in a cult, that tries to take over the world and turn every single child in asexuals, which is their worst nightmare.

 

What should I do when my classmates won't stop talking about sex?

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hopeisnotlost

punch them in the nose.

Am I really ace?

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RandomPotato02

Yes, everyone is asexual until proven otherwise.

 

How do I prove that I'm not asexual?

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hopeisnotlost

By having sex.

How do I prove I am asexual?

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You don't. If you're ace, it's written on your face, but if you're not, then you'll have to wear allosexual mark for the rest of your life.

 

How do I get a dragon or any other magical creature?

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50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple

normally i would say go to the shop, but... these restrictions do dragon, don't they

 

why is ace representation so important to aces?

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uM 
mAyBe

 

uH aCtUaLlY yEaH  ac= gay

 

 

 

 

Help me!! Am I ace???

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hopeisnotlost
11 minutes ago, A User said:

uM 
mAyBe

 

uH aCtUaLlY yEaH  ac= gay

 

 

 

 

Help me!! Am I ace???

No one is ace

Am I straight or bi?

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SunlitMoonlight

all is cake and nothing exists except cake the sooner you realize this the better for you and your pets alike

 

Am I too young to know I'm ace? I am 13!!!

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Every ace gets a certificate from a magical wizard the minute they born, they can later use this certificate to receive their dragon or other creature they like. Also if you accepted cake and devoted your life to cake or willing to do so, it means that you probably are asexual.

 

Am I too young to know I'm demiromantic asexual and agender when I'm 14?

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hopeisnotlost

Whats all that mean?

Do y'all want to turn the frogs gay?

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wait didn't the chemicals in water already turn them all gay ? 

 

Is the 2000s tv show Ace of Cakes related to asexuality ? 

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hopeisnotlost

It's about the letter a in the shape of a cake.

Can asexuals have sex?

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Asexuals can have sex but only with people who's names begin with the letter A. The same goes for Bsexuals, Csexuals and so on. 

 

Can I still be asexual if I have a libido?

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Katarina Gertje

What's a libido? Is that a new type of desert? If so, of course!

 

 

How do I tell my friends I'm aroace?

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hopeisnotlost

Shoot an arrow through a card stuck to their head

Help! I feel like I might be trans...how do I tell my bigoted parents?

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Disappear for several weeks, than waltz into the kitchen one morning. They'll be so happy to see you, they'll forget to be mad.

 

Why don't aces like flamingos?

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Because their pink color isn't on the ace flag

 

What's the difference between romantic and platonic attraction ?

 

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This is not the Jeopardy thread. You can find the latest one here:

 

How do I know if a meme is AVEN-specific or not?

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Most people use them as drill guides. Its a good piece of ware.

 

How do I post a status update?

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