Skycaptain Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 By slapping someone in the moosh with a custard pie Is the universe asexual because its full of acesteroids? 😋 😋 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 No, it’s asexual because it is an expanding void, just like our souls. If asexuals were a fruit, what would they be? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 [redacted] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mouse11 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 only for members I may be too new myself to be participating in this thread, so i figure ill just put up my own stupid first question: Can we all meet up somewhere but not ACTUALLY meet up, like "in person"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 I’m sure there’s a virtual world somewhere for us to meet in person. I think I mentally practiced mitosis, but now I can’t determine my original. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Just undergo mitosis a thousand more times. It won't help you find the original, but then at least if you choose one at random you can be pretty sure that it's a copy. How do aces still exist if most aces aren't reproducing and passing down their ace genes? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 What do you mean 'not reproducing'? Mitosis is a thing. What will happen if I demonstrate mitosis for my science fair project? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 You can’t. The mitosis process takes a lot of time an effort. But if you’re desperate to show it as a science fair project, you’ll probably surprise the viewers so much that you’ll be expelled/fired. Are all aces capable of mitosis? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Brb, gotta consult my clone. Are amoebas my cousins? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 (edited) OUR cousin, comrade. Can asexuals equally redistribute the cake amongst the others in the hive mind neurologically, or does it have to be physical? Edited September 13, 2020 by sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Why can't I spell 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Physical, but we send out a team of clones to save time. Is pie an acceptable method of welcoming a new member? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Yes, pi allows us to form a perfect welcome circle and give them cake from all sides. What is the cake vs pie debate? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 It's the asexual version of the which contraceptive to use debate. Cake is more universal, pie works for some, but either way whilst you're eating you're unlikely to be bonking 😋😋 Is there a bonus for recruiting new Aces? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Yes. Extra bonus is they were originally allosexuals, but you were able to convert them to asexuality. How do asexuals convert allosexuals? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 We keep showing them repeats of The Great British Bake Off and they convert after about a week. Are asexuals allowed to make rude jokes? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Pussies are a perfect vehicle, so of course we can Is there an Acedar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RandomPotato02 Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Hold a cake up in the air, it will serve as a radar and attract wild aces for you. Can I be asexual if I like "anatomically correct" artworks? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Yes, as long as you’re not stimulated by them. I brought an acedar to an AVEN meetup, but it exploded. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Honestly, you should've seen that coming, as the amount of ace energy there is enough to overwhelm most acedars. Only the strongest ones are able to withstand AVEN meetups, and they cost one human soul each. How do I obtain a human soul to get a high quality acedar? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Either sell yours to a demon or shop for one. The latter's really expensive, though. If I don't have an acedar, how can I identify fellow asexuals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Go everywhere nude and see who looks most shocked. What's the best way to promote ace visibility? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 An ace meet-up where everyone who is ace has to turn up nude. Do some aces really have souls? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 On 9/13/2020 at 7:46 AM, Skycaptain said: It's the asexual version of the which contraceptive to use debate. Cake is more universal, pie works for some, but either way whilst you're eating you're unlikely to be bonking 😋😋 Maybe your not. On 9/13/2020 at 7:24 PM, iCicero said: I brought an acedar to an AVEN meetup, but it exploded. Cant you buy another Dragon willing to smell people? how many dragons are too many dragons? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Too many dragons? What sort of an idea is that? What's next, the sky's purple and green? There's no such thing as too many dragons. Are dragons allowed in Canada? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Of course. Canada is made for dragons, seeing as it’s a giant version of Skyrim. what are the chances of seeing a dragon if I visit Canada? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 100%. After all, they guard the border. Where can I get a dragon t-shirt? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Walk into a dragon's cave and ask nicely. Is it true that aces are more likely to have cats as pets? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 no, cats are more likely to pick aces as pets. do I have to be a member to go to AVEN meet ups? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Nope, so long as you bring a large cake bribe anything can be reconsidered, we'd be too busy gnoshing the sponge to worry about gnoshing anything else * nipple-licking is permitted *😋😋 Can I be Ace if I posted the above? 😋 😋 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 I fear that too much to tell. Can I be ace if I can't draw? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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