Aquatic Paradox Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Yes, unless you mean you can’t draw a sword properly. Why do aces need to learn sword skills? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 to divide cake in style! can I keep my account if I decide to change my sexuality? (I've been told, past 45, grey is inevitable) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 [redacted] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 If you want to make love, you’ll need bottles of saliva, sperm, sweat and various types of mucus to mix together. They’ll need to be diluted with plenty of water, unless your goal is to create a potent slime. Would people really want to drink a love potion with those ingredients? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 ew. I just figured out that I'm ace. who do I have to tell first? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Your pack of cards. What's the best way to come out as aroace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Sing about it at a Karoaceke My cat and single-person-next-door's cat are very friendly towards each other. Are they trying to tell us something? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 It means they're friends. If it was anything more, one of them would be afraid. Are humans the only animal that can perform mitosis? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 you should go ask yourself once you finished cytokinesis. if sex is like a drug, why isn't there rehab for sexuals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 It's a socially approved drug, like caffeine. Which obviously means it can't ever be a problem. Why don't some people understand asexuality? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Because they have souls. Are all asexuals able to view things as if they were high, without needing to take drugs? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I've been told I seem like a pothead even though I don't smoke weed, so I imagine all other asexuals are the same way. Is Saoirse Ronan an aromantic asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 She’s done pornos, so no. Do asexuals like patty cake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 No, we collectively thought it was a horrible case of false advertising I tripped over and ended up having an orgy, does that mean i'm not asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 [redacted] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Show them a picture of Deme Lovato. See if they react. How do I know if someone's gray-ace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Look at their deportment, are they greyaceful? 😋 😋 Does using deodorant stop me from being aromantic? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 No, as a matter of fact, it makes you more aromatic. How should I react if someone tells me I’m hot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Ask them for some water to cool you down. What happens when a touch repulsed aroace and an extremely touched starved polyamorous pansexual meet? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 It’s fight or flight. Why would a touch starved polyamorous pansexual bother pursuing a touch repulsed aroace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Because they're easier to catch than wild geese, and you're less likely to get pecked. Why do asexuals seem to know all the sex jokes 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 It’s our camouflage. We gotta blend in somehow. Why do people seem to want to turn everything into a sex joke? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Because sex is life and aces are dead inside. Why can’t allosexuals appreciate morbid jokes? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Because they're tone-Death? ...That's terrible, and I apologize. 😅 Is it true that two or more aces can fuse into one being like the gems in Steven Universe? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Shhh! That's a top secret battle strategy! How do I become an all powerful ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 if you are ace, surely you already are. how many questions do you need to ask before you're sure of your sexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 42, as it is answers everything on the world. Am i asexual? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 No, don't you know that's something millennial's and zoomer's made up because they're not out having sex. Do aces(if they are real) feel love at all? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Only if they're bad at tennis Dad wants to know why I'm wearing a black ring. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 It’s convenient storage for all the souls we take. How do I properly celebrate ace awareness week? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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