Phantasmal Fingers Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Yes, but that's only because the paper's usually more absorbent. (Don't ask!) Why do so many aces like tweed? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 oooh tweed, really absorbent! do aces look good when outside? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Only if we're en route for more cake supplies What will we do if there's a cake shortage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 There will be a zombie apocalypse. But we’ll be the first zombies. Do asexuals need sleep? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 No, we need asleep. Can you still be ace if you fall in love? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 If you fall in love with cake, yes. What if you fall in love with breakfast sausages? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 You turn into a preying mantis and eat your love Can I clone myself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Yes, you should know how to perform mitosis by now. Is there a limit on how many clones of yourself you can make? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Not technically, but they recommend you stop at around four. It gets harder to keep them all in line after that. How do I clone myself? I'm having some trouble getting it right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Umm ya Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 ah you see that technology has not been created yet but i think im on to something am i alone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 In a way, aren't we all? What happens to rogue clones? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 They become rivals. Are the rival clones also plotting to take over the world? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Nope, they're plotting to clone the world How am I supposed to fly the Skyship when the universe is full of cloned Earths 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Get Ted a drone and he can pull the Skyship along. Do asexuals have to play rainbow goats daily on Arcade? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 No, only those with random intuition. How can you tell whether you are a clone or not? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 You can't. Everyone could be a clone! What's the best thing for an ace person to do if the Borg invade? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Nothing, asexuals are invisible. I'm not attracted to anyone, what does that make me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Non-ferrous I think I'm developing a face-nappy fetish, can I still be asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 If you just like looking at people with nappies on their head/face, then yes. Are zombies asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 A face nappy fetish? yes aces love babies, they just hate where they come from, (THAT STORK KEEPS EATING OUR CAKE) Zombies have no time for sex, But like aces they are created in a petri dish in a lab far far away. any advice on how to come to terms with being straight? i thought i was ace for years and now i find out i'm different. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 You can't. You'll just live with that guilt forever. Am I allowed to use my mitosis for a science fair project? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 if you want to be dissected by the allos??? You must keep your gift secret so that we are safe i hear if you eat too much of something you turn into one of them(eat too many bsicuits, you will become a biscuit) , how long until all the allo's turn into the genitals of their partners? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 *Thinks "so that explains why [insert name of prominent person you don't like here] is why they're like that" 😋 😋 I hope they don't eat each other, so IDK Does eating seedless fruit varieties make you asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 because you become seedless too? ha ha ha(@50shades, that was awful) yes seedless fruit makes you asexual because it shows a dislike for propagation, therefore you must be asexual - that should be a method of coming out, buy some seedless grapes and see what comments you get are all productive people asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Well yeah, cuz we're too busy being productive to focus on horniness. Can asexuals eat pomegranates? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 No but pomosexuals can. Are all asexuals left-handed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 5 hours ago, sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ said: Can asexuals eat pomegranates? Yes, but then they turn into Persephone. 28 minutes ago, Sky Tune Rein said: Are all asexuals left-handed? Yes, and also all asexuals are witches. How many asexuals do you need to find a unicorn? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Bold on you to assume that some of us aren't already unicorns in disguise. Do I have to chose between a unicorn and a dragon? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Yes, because if you try having both, you end up with a unigon, which sounds more like a one-sided polygon than anything else. How should asexuals greet each other? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 By displaying our one sided polygons. How should asexuals say goodbye? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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