Kitteη χ Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 We actually hate it. The whole cake thing is all part of an elaborate ruse that was made up to distract the general population from our master plan of world domination. How should you respond if someone says that you just haven't found the right person yet? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Tell em you didn't lose a right person either. I would like to meet other aces.hoiw can I recognize them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 See someone eating a cake in public, they're asexual Must I have a pet if I'm asexual Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 you should have already received a package of cats after realizing your asexuality, probably ask the post office if they made a mistake or delay in the order that was mentally sent every time someone determines their identity. how do you come out as aro? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Purple Dragon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You don't. You let our secret society run on, until we take over the whole world. Question: If I start to develop a crush, does that mean I was never aromantic? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Only if you stop the blender now. If you're not comfortable with a crush, just turn up the speed and soon you will have slush instead. Now you can add your favorite aromantic flavor and enjoy your slushy with a friend. platonically. Two straws! My co-workers make a lot of sex(ist) jokes. Am I still allowed to join in even though I came out as Asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 According to section 548b of the Ace Contract, you are only allowed to join in when you have a permit. Otherwise, you could potentially have your ace licence revoked for a couple weeks. Only exception is if you somehow manage to make it about asexuality. Then you get off with a warning. I didn't make the rules. How do you know when you have a squish? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 that's your decision to make. seriously. you can go to the pet store and past the dog section, there's the onomatopoeia section and you can buy yourself a pet squish. how do you explain what asexuality is? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Well, you know how most people would die if you cut them in half?[citation needed] Well, when an asexual is cut in half, each half just regenerates into a clone of the original person. Is asexuality a choice? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Yes. You get to chose and change your sexuality up to the age of 22, where you then must fill out a form to decide what you will be for the rest of your life, and swear allegiance to its flag. I'm aro ace. How do I react when someone asks me out? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You will probably react surprised. Growing up, I never knew about asexuality. When was it discovered? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan123 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 1687. It fell out of a tree and hit some guy on the head. Where can I find other asexuals? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 Stand in front of a porn shop. If someone walks by without looking, they're asexual. Does someone have to use AVEN to be asexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Yes. It is a part of the initiation ritual. What is an ace ring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 It's the ring that people form around a person in said initiation ritual. Do asexuals face prejudice? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 No, they like to run from it. Should I come out to my BF? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 No. Keep it bottled up inside until you have a huge argument where you can blurt it out by accident. Works every time. Is there any good mainstream aro/ace representation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 The rocks in the stream don't experience sexual or romantic attraction. What should I do if my partner comes out as asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Bake them a cake. Im reading of greysexual. Are there other colors? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 No. If you’re ace, you become devoid of color and emotion. How do you deal with your friends making dirty jokes? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 Bring soap and water to clean the jokes. Do aces like kissing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 aces, hearts, diamonds, and clubs hate kissing people's asses in card games. they're more of a kicker. do i have to have sex in order to know i'm asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Yes. And if that partner didn't work, keep trying with other people. You may just need to find the right one. How old do I need to be to know I'm asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Younger than your parents, but older than your phone. Probably. There may be exceptions. But however old you are, you still are going to have to deal with people asking if you are 'sure' you are asexual. What are the best forums for a newbie to explore? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 None of them. They all suck. How common is asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Less common than your question. Can I change my sexuality if I want to? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 Yes, you just have to go to a sexuality store, say, "This sexuality isn't working for me, I need to return it," and then buy another one. Can asexuals take part in Pride parades? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 After you pass the one thousand quests of the gatekeepers, who are the only thing keeping you from fully being embraced at pride. Is it important to tell people I'm asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 You are obligated to! Make sure they know in the first conversation, best to just add it to your name in introduction like "hi, I'm Katarina, asexual." Everything else would be omission which is just as bad as lying. Why are there so many different additional abbreviations (e.g. aro, demi, grey etc) attached to the definition of ones sexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 because these abbreviations are a part of our own secret language that the normies cannot know about. only WE know this code and WE shall abide by it. do not question the system. why is the number 69 associated with sex? (haha we on page 69) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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