Scribbles Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 No, he emotes too much. True asexuals don't have emotions. OBVIOUSLY. is asexuality a disease? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Oh yes, Highly contagious. It's all part of the asexual uprising. Can aces be kinky? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luna04 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 No, they don't like that stuff. Can aces live without cake? (lol idk) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Technically. That is to say they can survive, but it’s difficult for aces to live satisfying lives without a slice of cake every now and then. Why do aces wear black rings? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 To symbolize the darkness in their soul Statistically, how many asexuals are there in the world population ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina Gertje Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Due to that highly contagious ace disease I mentioned before. the percentage of aces in the world population is constantly increasing. What is demi? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Demi means half, so a demi person is someone whose body is cut in half . Who designed the ace flag ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 A.S. Exual (Ace Sherman) in 1908. He spilled grape juice on a white table cloth, liked that combo, so decided to add more complementary colors. Gray and black seemed to suit it. He named the flag after himself. Thus he invented asexuality in the process. Do aces understand 'that's what she said' jokes? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Wait, who is “she”? Can aces have romantic feelings? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 No, because we’ve ascended to a higher plane where feelings don’t touch our greatness. Are there any ace people that are happy being ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edels Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 No, we all want to die. Like, literally. Being ace is hell. We've been cursed and we can't get away from it, it's like being captive. Does any ace has ever been married ? Seems like it's useless since sex isn't part of it, uh ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle Underdark Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 If you count polygamy and polyandry, then yes. Aces always marry as many people as possible, that way they have lots of people they can have Not Sex with. How can I tell if I am literally a robot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sarah2244 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 You will find the answer when your battery runs out of energy. Why do people get lost in thought and look very confused when I tell them I am ace? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 wait, uh, what? someone told me to pay attention to the TOS. what does that mean? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 It means you're a tosser. But you knew that anyway, so why ask? 🙄 What if I just think I'm asexual but I'm not really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Before you are allowed to come out as asexual, you must consult a psychic who can verify that you will not change your mind about being asexual. What is grey-asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 that's what we call aces over 65 where do you get ace rings from? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 In Middle-earth there should be one. How do I get the courage to explore my grey-asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Look to someone in your life who you find courageous, someone you look up to and inspires you... and consume their heart! You'll gain their strength and courage which you can then use to explore your orientation. Good luck and stay safe! Am I still asexual if I have an unhealthy obsession with flying kites? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 no. go fly a kite. If I identify as aro, am I allowed to keep Valentine's presents? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 You can't open presents on valentines day unfortunately but ask us again during Aromantic Awareness Week. Hi, I'm new here, am I still asexual if I don't eat cake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 make up your mind, it's either cake or sex. that's how it works. I want to come out to my SO, but I don't know how. What should I say? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Hire a Clown-Gram. I know aces reproduce asexually. Which way should I split my body to produce offspring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Temporally. Past you becomes one child, and future you becomes the other. How can you tell if someone is ace? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ella Joy Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 It’ll probably have something to do with those leaves that start sprouting, as it is a well-known fact that asexuals are actually apple trees. I think that that person is cute, but I don’t wanna like, do anything with that. Am I still asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 You are the Queen of Asexuals for not doing anything with that! 👑 Here is your crown, we usually give crowns to newbies. Hi, I'm new, I don't have a celebrity crush, is this normal? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conscious Cat-Panda Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 No. For each year since you're 13 you have to have at least 5 celebrity crushes. Bonus 10 once you reach 18. Unless you're a celebrity yourself, then you can crush them all (or ask your bodyguards to do it for you).. How do I know if I'm I asexual or it is just my anxiety making me run away from people? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Wear diving boots, then you can't run. Can l be asexual if I don't have a pet 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ella Joy Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 I guess... it’s not technically legal but we can give you a fish or something so that the feds don’t come knocking. If I’m asexual, am I automatically aromantic? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CharCharChar Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Yes. I know they look like two different words with different bases, but they mean the same thing. Don't bother googling it Should I try having sex to make sure? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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