TheAP Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yes, the often-forgotten eleventh commandment is "Thou shalt not be asexual." Can I be asexual if I'm curious about sex? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yes, but only if you change the 'a' prefix to mean 'asking' instead of 'anti'. Otherwise, no. What's the difference between a squish and a crush? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AmorphousBlob Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 The amount of weight. What is sensual attraction? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You're madly in love with the ship's sensors! How can I join AVEN? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Send smoke signals to an Admod! How do I change my signature? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Get a legal name change, then you will have to change your signature to match it. What does the A in LGBTA stand for? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Anemone! 14 hours ago, Road said: Get a legal name change, then you will have to change your signature to match it. (Fun Fact: I changed my signature before changing my name legally:-D) How do I know if I'm in love or just want them to be my friend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Well ask yourself, how am I supposed to know if you love them or not? How should I respond to people when they just called me an aloof prude who doesn't want sex? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Assert dominance and punch them in the face. What does romantic attraction feel like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 It feels like when you are appreciating the paintings from the romantic era, aren't you attracted to the dynamic of emotional redering and the amount of details in the colors of those dramatic religious or historical moments? Am I still asexual if I want to have children? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 No, in order to still be asexual, sexual reproduction is out of the question. You must reproduce by budding. There are various self-help books on how to do this, including tips on proper care, watering, and feeding of your buds! I want to meet other aces in person, but I live in a small town and no one else is ace. What should I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Advertise yourself as a prostitute by putting tart cards in the local newsagent's! Then tell your clients you won't charge them and you just want to talk. If you ignore the randy, frustrated looks in their eyes it'll be just like going to a meetup on AVEN! What's wrong with being an asexual prostitute? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Asexuals do not generally hire prostitutes, so I'm guessing you probably will not make very much money that way. I tried wearing a black ring, but people keep coming up and inviting me to swingers parties. What do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Swinger's parties? Get some practice in for when they next make an offer! 2 hours ago, !abracadabrA said: What's wrong with being an asexual prostitute? What are your rates for hiring an asexual prostitute? What do I need to bring with me? Do I need to supply other amazingly ace things, like a mug of tea and a Dr Who boxed set? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 $13.56 per hour. You are required to bring a small cactus, a yoga mat, a cupcake, and of course you're supposed to bring a Dr. Who box set. I will provide the actual TARDIS. Session options include a choice between a Beatles, Elvis, or Broadway musical jam-out, a Pixar movie marathon, a conversation in a little coffee shop, or a baking lesson. What is the exact guidelines to create a new asexual? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AllTimeBubble Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Well, the government approved guidelines are that in order to create an ace you must add 50 metric tonnes of cake and 5 litres of ace cards, to go over that amount could cause a disaster. How do I know if I'm asexual? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 You don't! F**k someone and be sure you're ace by not enjoying it! How do you know you're not just pretending to dislike whatever it is that you dislike? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 You don't. Like and dislike are two sides of the same coin. Sometimes all one wants is peace. Do aces get fancy new names like monks do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 No, on the contrary: Monks get fancy new names like Aces do. Should I tell my parents that I am Ace? If so, how? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 No, you don't need to bother. It's better to distract them by pretending to be someone you aren't. If you're female shove a pillow under your jumper to make yourself look pregnant. When they ask who the father is tell them it's more cool not to know. If you're male claim you don't want to be tied down and prefer using anonymous street whores to having a girlfriend. Can you tell someone is asexual just by looking at them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Yes. If they have cake crumbs and frosting smeared around their mouth, then they are ace (and they need to apologize for stealing my cake) I understand what it means to be asexual, but what are all of those other terms (greysexual, demisexual, etc.)? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 4, 2019 Author Share Posted May 4, 2019 Greysexual means that you're only sexually attracted to people in black-and-white photos. Demi means half, so demisexual means that one side of your brain is sexual and the other isn't. How can you be ace and want to date someone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 because misery loves company. where can I find out if I'm an Ace of Spades, Ace of Hearts, - Diamonds or - Clubs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Nima said: because misery loves company. where can I find out if I'm an Ace of Spades, Ace of Hearts, - Diamonds or - Clubs? Get a mirror, actually, two, and check the tattoo on the back of your neck. If you aren’t born with one, you’re not ace. How do I get people to accept asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 add some icing and sprinkles and serve it with a smile. Is asexuality passed on genetically? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 It cannot be genetic since your parents need to have sex to give birth to you. How can they pass on their asexual genes when they have sex? We all know that asexuals only reproduce by budding. Ask your parents if that is true, if not, it is probably not genetic. How am I suppose to respond to people when they doubt my asexuality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Prove that their doubts were correct by slowly fading into nothingness... Is it possible to be aromantic but not asexual? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 No, romance and sex are the same thing. Can a person become asexual later in life? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Yup, it's easy if the surgeon performing your vasectomy has the hiccups Is asexuality contagious 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Yes, if an asexual sneezes into your cake, they might infect you. Can asexuals have kids? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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