SheWhoProtects Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Granted, but now you no longer sleep. It cannot be scheduled since there is none. I wish to become a cat. Link to post Share on other sites
NordicNoir Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, SheWhoProtects said: Granted, but now you no longer sleep. It cannot be scheduled since there is none. I wish to become a cat. Granted! You are now a cat, but inside you feel like you should have been born a dog. I would like a pet raven. Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Granted! Can't have a messed up sleep schedule f you don't have a sleep schedule in the first place! I wish I could make food appear out of thin air. Link to post Share on other sites
•◡• Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted but it comes from somewhere and now somebody is hungry I wish for a good book Link to post Share on other sites
NordicNoir Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted! But only one, the rest will be mediocre. I still wish I had a pet raven. Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted but it has to sit at the head of the table or it won’t eat. I wish I lived somewhere cold. Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 granted, but frozen's elsa has a twin sister who cursed the land to be frozen in a hot summery state, and can only be broken by "true love's kiss". i wish i could time travel. Link to post Share on other sites
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Peachier Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 granted, but you're an old version of a computer, very laggy with no updates. i wish i could have a burger Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Granted, but it's nothing but a patty in a bun. I wish I could make everyone happy. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Granted, billions of puppies and kittens suddenly appear and cause humanity to rejoice. Unfortunately, the added weight causes the earth to collapse into a black hole. I wish it wasn't so humid. Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Granted but it will twice as humid on your days off I wish my iPad had infinite storage Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 It now has infinite storage, but contains billions of episodes of mediocre Korean pop music, porn, and early morning preschool TV..... and has no describable filling system. File and folder names are regularly randomized. Also, 2/3rds of the galaxy has been converted into silicon in order to achieve this feat. I wish for perfect luck Link to post Share on other sites
samurai68 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Granted, but now everything that happens to you affects negatively to everyone around you. I wish to never get tired Link to post Share on other sites
DragonSpirit Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Granted, but you can no longer fall asleep or unconscious. Ever. You'll be bored to death at night if other people live in your house who need quiet and lights off. No more dreams. You quickly grow bored at life because you have effectively twice as much time on your hands. Everyone is annoyed at your constant energy. You are forbidden from playing sports because it's not even fair. And you must not drink caffeine. Ever. EVER. Bad things happen. Mwahaha. I wish for a chair that's actually comfortable. Link to post Share on other sites
FindingTheta Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Granted, but you need to go to the bathroom to the point where you're cramping, and you're in a crowded airport with 15 hour delay times, so you will need to stand up for that duration if you get out of your chair. I wish for a ring that will reflect any corruption placed on my wishes onto the corrupter by a magnitude of 5. Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Granted. Now I have 5 of thos rings and can rip a hole in space-time - THANKS! I wish I hadn't ripped a hole in space-time Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Granted. It's all repaired now. You're just stuck on the other side of space-time. I wish for infinite wisheeeeeessssss Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. You have infinite wishes, but the only thing you can wish for are radish seeds. I wish that I didn't have cramps. Link to post Share on other sites
Azifa Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Granted but you have horrible splitting headaches instead. I wish I had more love to give. Link to post Share on other sites
Acefandom103 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Granted but you now love trump. I wish I could shapeshift. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 But it always goes wrong I wish for a cure to cancer Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 (Ok I’ll bite ) granted but it gets rid of the cancers from the colander too ( but that means I’ll be gone too ) I wish I had self cleaning glasses Link to post Share on other sites
rainbowsprinklez 🐙💜🍬 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 But then they may become too intelligent and corrupt the Internet, then the world. I wish I had a rainbow sprinkle cupcake 🧁 Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 But a dog started eating it I wish for new art supplies Link to post Share on other sites
Luna04 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Granted, but they are all bad quality I wish for the ability to be nocturnal Link to post Share on other sites
StarStone Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Granted, but at night you turn into a hermit crab. I wish I pass all my exams with an 80+. Link to post Share on other sites
SithLord Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Granted, but now all your other scores are 50 or below, bombing your overall average. I wish I had a kitty to cuddle. Link to post Share on other sites
Luna04 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Granted, but it absolutely loathes you, and scratches, screeches and hisses at you. You are often bitten... by human teeth. The cat has human teeth. Better get that bite looked at, human bites are known to be VERY infection prone. I wish my next wish would have no bad consequences at all Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Granted, but you don't actually get anything from your wish. I wish I was bilingual. Link to post Share on other sites
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