gHuddo Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Granted. But you have no control over which youre speaking, and randomly switch mid sentence. I wish I could have extreme luck Link to post Share on other sites
jLpfeiffer Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Granted but what you get lucky about has an equal negative effect on somebody else. I wish I could fly. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Granted but you can only fly on Southwest, and only on flights to Timbuktu. I wish I could go home instead of finishing my shift {yes I’m on lunch } Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 granted, but your home is transported to the middle of the ocean I wish I could be a Disney princess Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but you never get past the first thirty minutes of your movie. I wish that my cat didn't try to bite and scratch me every time I pick her up. Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but now she breathes fire every time you pick her up. I wish I could have a successful YouTube channel Link to post Share on other sites
Luna04 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Granted, but all of your videos get demonitised. I wish that I could have no homework. Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Granted, but your homework is transported to someone else. Someone with a lot on their plate and now they don't understand why they must complete so much work for classes they don't take but something is forcing them to. You are wracked with guilt. I wish I could get over my fear of spiders. Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, now you’re terrified of doorknobs instead. I wish for a plate of pancakes. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted but the pancakes are all burned to charcoal. I wish I had a better computer. Link to post Share on other sites
Ennis Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted but the computer is so good it gets stolen after a few hours. I wish it would snow. Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, but you dont have anything to keep you warm. I wish I had my dog with me Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatastic AroAce Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted but he is a zombie. I wish I didn't have to work. Link to post Share on other sites
Ennis Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, but you'd be forced to watch people work all day long while being tied to a chair. I wish sugar would taste horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, but everything else will taste even worse. I wish the Star Wars sequel trilogy by Disney never existed. Link to post Share on other sites
jLpfeiffer Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Granted but then Star Wars as a whole wouldn’t exist. I wish single plastic didn’t exist. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Granted. Everyone with asthma suffocates and dies when they can no longer use their inhalers. People in hospitals get deathly sick and die when their medical equipment disappears. I wish I was always in optimal health. Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Granted, but now you have really annoying neighbors wherever you live, and a disproportionate amount of construction always seems to be going on nearby. Also, you keep receiving inhalers and medical equipment in the mail for some reason. You don't know who's sending them, there's never a return address. The post office can't figure out who it is either, the packages' origins are traced back to different post offices around the world. After this has gone on for some months, a package arrives, this one containing a whole bunch of empty sharps boxes, but it also contains a note. The note is small and the paper looks old, as though it had been forgotten in someone's attic for a number of decades. You unfold it and see that the letters are slightly uneven, as though they had been typed on an old manual type writer. You read what it says, but it doesn't make any sense. It says... I wish I was a large, flightless bird. Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle Underdark Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Granted, but you are the size of the sun. I wish for more wishes. Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatastic AroAce Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Granted but you can only use the extra wishes to wish for the same thing. I wish chocolate didn't have negative health effects. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Granted, but now it tastes disgusting. I wish it wasn't raining outside. Link to post Share on other sites
uniQChick Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Granted, but now it's raining inside. I wish I can travel wherever I want. Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Granted but you have to walk wherever you're traveling I wish I had x-ray vision Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Granted, but now you're afraid of skeletons. I wish I could summon cheese on command. Link to post Share on other sites
ConfusedJess Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Granted, but now you are allergic to dairy. I wish my back pain goes away. Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Granted, but now your back tickles. I wish ducks would quack at my jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
uniQChick Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Granted, but now you're depressed. I wish to experience silence in very deep cavern in total darkness. Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Granted but now you can't see to find your way out 😜 I wish cheese wasn't so nasty to me Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Granted. Now water is nasty to you. I wish for proper winter. Link to post Share on other sites
uniQChick Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Granted! Now your live at the South Pole where average winter temperature is -49°C (-56.2°F). Enjoy! I wish to have a wedding at Neuschwanstein Castle (Germany) and it would become our home! Link to post Share on other sites
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