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Granted. But you have no control over which youre speaking, and randomly switch mid sentence.

 

I wish I could have extreme luck 

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Granted but what you get lucky about has an equal negative effect on somebody else. 
 

I wish I could fly.

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granted, but your home is transported to the middle of the ocean

 

I wish I could be a Disney princess

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Lady Constellation

Granted, but you never get past the first thirty minutes of your movie. 

 

I wish that my cat didn't try to bite and scratch me every time I pick her up. 

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Granted, but now she breathes fire every time you pick her up.

 

I wish I could have a successful YouTube channel

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Granted, but all of your videos get demonitised. 

 

I wish that I could have no homework. 

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Granted, but your homework is transported to someone else. Someone with a lot on their plate and now they don't understand why they must complete so much work for classes they don't take but something is forcing them to. You are wracked with guilt.

 

I wish I could get over my fear of spiders.

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Granted, now you’re terrified of doorknobs instead.

 

 I wish for a plate of pancakes.

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Granted but the computer is so good it gets stolen after a few hours.

 

I wish it would snow.

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Granted, but you dont have anything to keep you warm.

 

I wish I had my dog with me

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Chocolatastic AroAce

Granted but he is a zombie.

 

I wish I didn't have to work.

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Granted, but you'd be forced to watch people work all day long while being tied to a chair.

 

I wish sugar would taste horrible.

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Granted but then Star Wars as a whole wouldn’t exist. 
 

I wish single plastic didn’t exist.

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Lady Constellation

Granted. Everyone with asthma suffocates and dies when they can no longer use their inhalers. People in hospitals get deathly sick and die when their medical equipment disappears. 

 

I wish I was always in optimal health. 

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Granted, but now you have really annoying neighbors wherever you live, and a disproportionate amount of construction always seems to be going on nearby. Also, you keep receiving inhalers and medical equipment in the mail for some reason. You don't know who's sending them, there's never a return address. The post office can't figure out who it is either, the packages' origins are traced back to different post offices around the world. After this has gone on for some months, a package arrives, this one containing a whole bunch of empty sharps boxes, but it also contains a note. The note is small and the paper looks old, as though it had been forgotten in someone's attic for a number of decades. You unfold it and see that the letters are slightly uneven, as though they had been typed on an old manual type writer. You read what it says, but it doesn't make any sense. It says...

 

I wish I was a large, flightless bird.

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Fraggle Underdark

Granted, but you are the size of the sun.

 

I wish for more wishes.

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Chocolatastic AroAce

Granted but you can only use the extra wishes to wish for the same thing.

 

I wish chocolate didn't have negative health effects.

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Granted, but now it tastes disgusting.

 

I wish it wasn't raining outside.

 

 

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Granted, but now it's raining inside. :P


I wish I can travel wherever I want.

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Grey-Ace Ventura

Granted but you have to walk wherever you're traveling

 

I wish I had x-ray vision

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Granted, but now you're afraid of skeletons.

 

I wish I could summon cheese on command.

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Granted, but now you're depressed.

 

I wish to experience silence in very deep cavern in total darkness. :o

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Grey-Ace Ventura

Granted but now you can't see to find your way out 😜

 

I wish cheese wasn't so nasty to me

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Granted. Now water is nasty to you.

 

I wish for proper winter.

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Granted! Now your live at the South Pole where average winter temperature is -49°C (-56.2°F). :P Enjoy! :)
 

I wish to have a wedding at Neuschwanstein Castle (Germany) and it would become our home! :wub:

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