Scott1989 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 But they are transparent A computer that can correctly answer any question. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Pity is has an opinion so it will answer correctly in accordance to it's opinion and not answer with a lack of bias. My foundation pen lasts the longest! Link to post Share on other sites
ThatLonelyBookworm Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 But it only uses transparent ink. My deodorant lasts forever! Link to post Share on other sites
Jellyfishin Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 But it's BO scented My pencils have leads that never break Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 But it wears down by the time you've written one word. My shoes will never wear out! Link to post Share on other sites
Jellyfishin Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 But they're crocs My laptop battery lasts forever! Link to post Share on other sites
ThatLonelyBookworm Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 But you've got no internet. My keys will open any door! Link to post Share on other sites
AnarchistTactician Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 But the teeth are made of lead and will bend out of shape on the first door. My tophat has the firmest silk that won't collapse. Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 But it's so small that you'll never be able to wear it. I have a broomstick to fly on. Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 But it's dangerous and causes you to crash as soon as possible. I have wonderful books.The best books money can buy. Link to post Share on other sites
(A)yy Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 But they were all written by Nazis i have 3 wishes Link to post Share on other sites
A.R.B. Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 But each wish will have horrible consequences. my board games are the most fun you'll ever have. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 ...but only if you've never had fun before and don't know what it's supposed to be like. My hairties will start and stay at the perfect elasticity for your hair, and never disappear mysteriously! Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 But they have built-in speakers that only play KidzBop, and you can't turn them off or turn down the volume. My cell phones have infinite mobile data and reception anywhere! Link to post Share on other sites
disneydork Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 It's too bad they always have to be plugged into something to work. Going on a hike? Good luck! My plushie is the softest thing you've ever felt! You'll instantly feel your troubles melt away when you hug him/her/them/it! Link to post Share on other sites
JHC (pet in waiting) Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 A way of committing suicide, huh? These elephants are the same size as rabbits so you can keep them as house pets 🐘 Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I recall that article about four tonne rabbits which the government have been using to dig crossrail. If you live in a barn you'll be OK I have found a calorie free beer Link to post Share on other sites
Chloe O'Leary Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 That's because it's basically fermented lettuce. My chocolate bar, however, tastes great while being completely sugar-free! Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 That's because it's not actually chocolate. My new dragon summoner summons a fully customizable dragon to your location! Link to post Share on other sites
Zefron Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 But all the dragons have existential crises, so they all go on soul searching adventures and you never see them again. I invented clones that will go to school for you, and then you can just download the knowledge into your brain Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Unfortunately, however, those clones can include anything they choose in that downloaded "knowledge," as well as removing any knowledge already in your brain as they see fit—thus effectively brainwashing you, leaving you a mindless zombie while your clones assume all your roles in life. This amazing writing kit is a cure for any and all forms of writer's block. Just put pencil to paper and you're guaranteed to write a bestseller. Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 The only words it can write are "a" and "bestseller". It's cake. What more do you need? Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Well, it would be helpful if it weren't made out of plastic. Come one, come all! My new pillowcase design will ensure you a deep, peaceful, healthy night's sleep. Fall asleep within moments, and wake in the morning rested, refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready to start your day. Link to post Share on other sites
MelanieCho Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, firewallflower said: Well, it would be helpful if it weren't made out of plastic. Come one, come all! My new pillowcase design will ensure you a deep, peaceful, healthy night's sleep. Fall asleep within moments, and wake in the morning rested, refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready to start your day. That's great! But it's from Ikea so you have to make everything all by yourself- you even have to find your own feathers or other materials. I have invented a phone that never dies! Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 It never dies because you can't charge it. I have a brand mechanical pencil that switches between it and a pen whenever you click it, any takers? Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Nah, I'll pass. I don't find ten-foot-long writing utensils very useful. Available now, the latest pair of boots! Never get damaged, never soak through, never stain, and they adjust yourself to fit as your feet grow and change shape. Link to post Share on other sites
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no-longer-in-use Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 You failed to mention that they have a built-in intercom that reports your every word to your mother! Yeah, I'll pass. I have an adaptable ace flag, that can be made into a cape, shirt, dress, toga, kilt, and more! The colors never fade and the fabric is very comfortable! Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 You forgot to mention that it's the playing card ace instead of the asexual flag. Presenting my new regeneration cake! Whenever you take a slice out of it, the slice is instantly repaired! Link to post Share on other sites
ThatLonelyBookworm Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Pistachio-anchovy flavored! I invented the world most FABULOUS edible iPhones! Everytime you break it, you can wash it and eat it! Link to post Share on other sites
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