LoyalandTrue Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Keep yelling their name, eventually they'll answer. What does being aromantic feel like? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 IT JUST MAKES ME F***ING HATE EVERYONE! If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, what colour is the tree? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 PURPLE GREY BLACK AND WHITE MOFOS ! Should I go to pride? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Eleven. (Damn it.) In Soviet Russia, pride comes to you! How many genders are there? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Yes Is this the real life? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 You're in the Matrix. How tall are you when standing on top of a box? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Tall enough. Why am I asexual? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Because like Athena you decided to be born from your mom's forehead instead of her vag. Yer a greek god Ruru. Is asexuality a disease? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Yes, all asexuals slowly break down and die, it usually takes 80-90 years, though. Aww man, I wish I were asexual I could get so much done! Is there a way I can be asexual too??? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Marathon cat videos on youtube while eating cake and get nothing done. How do I become aromantic? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 You buy a ton of scented candles and incense. How do I cope with sexuals teasing me? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimmie. Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Follow these simple steps: 1: raise your arms 2: turn 180 degrees 3: start screaming 4: run away Why cant asexuals just get over it and have sex like every sensible person? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 What! Have you found a sensible person! Quick catch them and put them in a zoo as they are a dying spieces. Can aces have friends? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 No,cards can have no friends, for they have no soul. Can asexuals love anyone? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 We love cake. I think that counts as anyone ~ What is the asexual flag? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Very fashionable and cool. Isn't asexual reproduction what plants do? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Plants don't reproduce asexually, They stand still,doing nothing. Are asexuals lgbt? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Yes. We know that asexuals are plants, so they are Large Green Botanical Trees. Is aphobia real? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 yes, it is the fear of writing, speaking or otherwise using the letter Aa Why are asexuals called ace 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Because we a sentinate cards that wish to join the human race. How can you explain what ace is to friends? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Certainly. Ace is a playing card. It also refers to people who think they are playing cards. What is graysexuality? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 The uncontrollable need to hump anything grey coloured. What is demisexuality? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AshenPhoenix Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 It's when a sexual person splits in half to form two of themselves. Thus becoming asexual through the act of asexual reproduction. Can I be asexual if I want kids? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 No, YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE LETTER A YER KINKY S.O.B. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. How do I know if I'm aromantic? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfall Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 The only way to be sure is to go into a store around Valentine's day and see if all the fluffy heart-toting stuffed animals give you dirty looks. How do I come out? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 1) Open the door 2) Step Outside Are there any asexual celebrities? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Yes but only one true one. -TINTIN Is there any Asexual role models you know? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfall Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Godzilla. We play lawn darts on Wednesdays. How can I meet other asexuals? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tainted Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 We all have funky names, my name is actually Tainted, just scan through the phonebook til you find all the odd names and you are away! As an asexual who should I vote for in the upcoming election? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 You should vote for a plant,for only plants can be asexual. Why is asexuality not well known? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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