Tintinfan Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Show them the ritual dance and song. My friends don't accept me what should I do? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Woef Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Buy new French Ready-made International Emerald Natural Domino's I hate cake what do I do? (jk ofc, everyone likes cake) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deus Ex Infinity Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Throw it out of the window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Woef Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 @Deus Ex Zero don't forget the question 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Am I asexual if it doesn't happen like it does in the movies? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Yes, the documentaries portray budding with a time-lapse, so it's okay if it takes longer. Can I be asexual if I still want to be in a relationship? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 No. Asexuals do not form relationships with any other individuals. The highest tier of asexuals are those that have never met another human being and live self-sufficiently in the wilderness with no knowledge of the humanity or society. Are asexuals secretly just gay? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Yes, we are all actually very happy, but we must keep up the facade of sadness and unhappiness to the outside world. What if I still have sex, can I really still be asexual? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ItWasNiceKnowingYou Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Yes. You can still be a sexual. (Btw i think you forgot the space in between) I don't know how to tell my partner of 20 years I'm asexual. Any advice? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Soften the blow by waiting to tell them until their mother dies. Why does there need to be an asexual community? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 To play with our ace cards. What do the ace cards mean? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 It all depends - give me a fiver and I'm more than happy to give you a personalised spooky card reading and stuff! But you masterbate - you can't be asexual if you masterbate! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 But that makes me so successful at fishing. I got the master bait! What do I do if my friends ask me about my sex life? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Make up a long term partner called Felipe and take random pictures of strangers to prove it. Will I split in 2? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChillaKilla Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Absolutely. I recommend using your clone to take good selfies, so you can be the model AND the photographer, and the angles/lighting will always be perfect. Do I need to have sex to know if I'm ace or not? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Your question is wrong. Everything in the universe has sex all the time. How do I stop feeling attraction? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Stop being a magnet. Is asexuality real? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 How can asexuality be real if our eyes aren't real? Is the cake gluten-free? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Of course it is...the cake is a gluten repulsed. Is asexuality a urban legend? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Briarwood Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 No, it's a suburban legend. What does a crush feel like? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 It feels like something heavy fell on you. Why don't asexuals like sex? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Do you like eating hedgehogs- thought not. Why are your colours sad? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Our colors are sad because asexuality is the emo sexual orientation Why do asexuals worship cake? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Because you can have your cake and eat it too. Why is society so obsessed with sex? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Too many long afternoons. But don't you want to have kids? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Actually, I did adopt a baby goat as a pet, but had to give it away. Can you be asexual and gay at the same time? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 (edited) *Ninja'd* Edited May 29, 2017 by Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 minute ago, chair jockey said: Actually, I did adopt a baby goat as a pet, but had to give it away. Can you be asexual and gay at the same time? One can be a cake and a hotdog at once,yes. Can I be ace? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 No... You are just brilliant. Why the ameba jokes? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tintinfan said: No... You are just brilliant. Why the ameba jokes? *aaw,thanks* Because asexuals have the mystic power of multiplying,so that we can overthrow sexuals and become the ruling class,forcing people to not be sex obsessed, but to be cake obsessed. Why is asexuality even a thing? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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