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Get some trees, cut them down , cut into posts. Done!

 

Why the purple?

 

 

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dragon_nerd

Because purple is a cool colour and is put on a lot of space cakes 

 

Why just 4 colours on the flag?

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Well 5 would be greedy!

 

You are sure that you won't find that special someone?

 

 

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

No,because no one is special.

Am I demisexual?

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dragon_nerd

If you are a mixture of a demigod and an asexual than yes! 

(excuse the grammar, dyslexia yay <_<)

 

What does the cool looking triangle mean 

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We believe in the Illuminati

 

Does grayace mean you are old?

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

Grayace means you're an asexual with bad hair dye thanks to your hairdresser.

Why do some asexuals have sex?

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Because they don't have a X Videos subscription.

 

Are there any asexual characters out there?

 

 

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LoyalandTrue

Some people think so, though we only have loose, grainy footage of these so-called "Ace-quatches." Others think they're just an urban legend.

 

I wanted to talk about dogs, what forum should I post that in?

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

In the dog forum.

Why do asexuals call themselves "aces"?

 

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Because we feel a deep spiritual connection with playing cards.

 

How can I tell the difference between romantic and platonic attraction?

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LoyalandTrue

Easy; If you are attracted to anything Roman, then that's romantic attraction; Platonic is, admittedly, a bit harder to understand; it is a combination of both attraction to a platypus and any tonics. If you are attracted to platypi and to tonics, then you experience platonic attraction.

 

What do the colors on the asexual flag stand for?

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Hey colors can sit to! 

 

Why don´t aces want to have sex like everyone else?

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Because we're vegans that refuse to eat sausage.

 

What does the black ring mean?

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LoyalandTrue

It means we have promised to wed Death.

 

What is the thing about cake? What if I don't like cake?

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Then...

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My girlfriend is asexual. What do???

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Become Bsexual ofcourse because A-B:)

 

How should i tel my family?

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Interpretive dance, leave them as confused as possible, it all helps!

 

I think my partner may be asexual, how do I find out?

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There is only one way to find out: throw water on them and if they start to melt then they are a ace.

 

My family wants grand children how do i tel them that, thats is not going to happend?

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Entwined your hands in a circle, hop three times and spin around chanting "egris, telith, dos"

 

It's the international allosexual sign for no grandchildren. You don't understand cos you are ace.

 

I dislike cake, am I ace?

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No. You're a disgrACE.

 

Should I leave my non ace partner?

 

 

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Yes, otherwise you are playing with the wrong deck and that is cheating, cheating is wrong in any relationship.

 

I touched someone who is asexual, should I get tested? Am I ace now? HALP!

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You are the swarm

Allosexuals shall be shattered

AVEN will burn.

At last on this forum

THE CAKE SHALL BE YOURS.

 

Where do I get a black ring?

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As an ace you have a moral responsibility to be emotionally distant from everyone, interaction is not ace.

 

Does being ace mean I have any powers or skills?

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All aces just see stick figures so there is nothing to compliment for a ace, 

Edit:sniped by Tainted: Yes if you are a virgin when you turn 30 you will become a wizard.

 

Can a ace watch porn or is it dangerous for them?

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It's dangerous they will think their value is high then when Rick Harrison calls his appraisal buddy  they will be worth a couple dollars less.

 

Is Jughead represented well in Riverdale?

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Yes, he is obsessed with food, like all aces.

 

 

Can aces have children?

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As food yes but not in any other capabilities

 

Why is the ace flag so dull?

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