Skycaptain Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Banned for giving the rabbit a ham toastie on Monday, a cheese and onion toastie on Tuesday and a bacon toastie on Wednesday. On Thursday the poor creature was dead with mixamytoasties😋😋 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Banned for having a roast rabbit toastie on friday  4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Banned for turning the moon into a rabbit. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Banned for being a Moonrabbit Truther. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned for rabbiting on about rabbits! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned for hareing off 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Bunnyed. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned for wearing bunny ears while banning, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned for letting Peter Rabbit loose in the vegetable garden 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned for not helping Peter Piper pick his pickled peppers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Banned by the Pied Piper. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for getting the Pied Piper to play a ratpsody 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for making Ted play the pipes to scare the rats away. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for not letting a professional plumber handle the pipes. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for a £100 call-out fee 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for introducing a licence for banning that costs £100 a go. 😮 No wonder this thread is a bit quiet. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ClaryFray1984 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for using the term license and not calling it jello. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Banned for claiming that Nouvelle Cuisine was invented by MichaelanJello 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 We call it jelly where I come from, not jello, so you're all banned for that. But Skycaptain is also banned for trying to eat the jellycal cats 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Banned for slapping a serving spoon into a big bowl of jelly 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ClaryFray1984 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Banned for slapping a serving spoon. Cutlery cruelty. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Banned for playing the spoons. Â Â Â 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Banned by jelly babies. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned because what jelly babies? *burp!* 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned for burping without actually eating any jelly babies. Â *returns TARDIS to designated parking space after a successful intervention* Â *burp* 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned by the Dental Association for excessive jelly baby consumption 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned by Arthur Dent for bringing Al into this. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 6 hours ago, timewarp said: Banned for burping without actually eating any jelly babies.  *returns TARDIS to designated parking space after a successful intervention*  *burp* You got our TARDISes mixed up, that was mine you half crazed Visigoth, yours is the one that looks like a large yellow something that hangs in the sky in much the same way bricks don't isn't it?? Or do you always just borrow mine. For some reason when I returned to MY TARDIS, after saving the universe from a tea-related emergency,  half the console had fallen off, been glued back on with mushed up  jelly babies and strapped back in place with a really really really long scarf. That wouldn't be anything to do with you would it? Banned in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for six months and recycled as firelighters    4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned for too long ban. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Banned for too big ban. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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