Glyn Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Aceade - inventor of the world's first nuclear-powered cardboard box! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 If it fits, Glyn sits. Even if it's nuclear-powered 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Andrea - the first person to successful land a tin of beans on the moon! 16 hours ago, Andrea KF said: If it fits, Glyn sits. Even if it's nuclear-powered Warning: crude humour! Spoiler The last thing I sat on was the loo. And trust me, if you saw what went into it, you'd agree the loo was DEFINATELY nuclear powered!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Glyn is a plant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Fantastic Mx. Foxglove opens doors by staring hard enough at them until they shrink out of the way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Aceade painted his doors bright pink so he could pretend he lives in a Barbie dream house! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Sounds like something I'd seriously consider... ...but anyway, it's cold outside so fantastic mx. foxglove has to put on their not so fantastic wolf socks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Andrea KF has matching wolf gloves Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Fantastic Mx. Foxglove is the reincarnation of the Roman gladiator who coined the phrase "Release the hamsters!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Banned for replacing "Glyn" with "Fantastic Mx. Foxglove" in that sentence 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Banned for waving a highly-dangerous pork pie in my face! 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Glyn was banned from the "banned thread" because he blatantly lied about the bans. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Andrea KF switched the banned thread with this one when we weren't looking! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Fantastic Mx. Foxglove can drink FOOF (dioxygen diflouride) without ill effect. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Shocking, scandalous news - I've just found a sex tape on Aceade's computer! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Aceade's sex tape used to be duct tape--but not anymore! Now he can't fix anything 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 9 hours ago, Glyn said: Shocking, scandalous news - I've just found a sex tape on Aceade's computer! I'm glad I finished my coffee before opening AVEN. Fantastic Mx. Foxglove once rode a unicycle along the Trans-Siberian Railway. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Aceade is a circus clown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Fantastic Mx Foxglove - now only 79 calories! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 While Glyn is 79 % proof 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anommamous Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 On 2/4/2024 at 6:22 PM, fantastic mx. foxglove said: Glyn is a plant! It's true! Glyn is a spy sent by the allosexuals to infiltrate AVEN... and so is Andrea KF! They threatened to shave my parakeet if I told 😢 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pack rat Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 If anyone is wondering why anommamous told on Glyn and Andrea KF, it’s because their parakeet is a trained assassin. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimi_gata Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Pack-rat would know all about trained assassins—I heard he’s got a few hundred rats trained as assassins in his basement! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Rest In Peace Kimi_gata, who got murdered by an unknown assassin just an hour ago. I fear I'm next on the li... AAAAAArrrrrrghhhhhh ...hhh....h... ... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Almost_something Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I'm mean... Andrea KF's death was kind of sus. I heard somewhere that they faked their own death so they could run away with all of Kimi_gata's money 👀 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Rumour has it that Almost_something is secretly an AI. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Aceade needs two AA batteries to be sufficiently powered 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 11 hours ago, Aceade said: Rumour has it that Almost_something is secretly an AI. 3 hours ago, Andrea KF said: Aceade needs two AA batteries to be sufficiently powered Aceade runs on a small nuclear power cell and has come back in time from a future where Almost Something is a rogue AI exterminating not just humanity but all the cute bunnies and all.... And no, this is NOT a blatant rip-off of the Terminator! The fact Aceade is a T800 is purely coincidental and stuff! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Glyn slipped on a banana and accidentally hit a button they shouldn't have. And that's what caused Chernobyl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pack rat Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Moments before Glyn slipped, fantastic mx. Foxglove was caught on C.C.T.V frantically eating loads of bananas. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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