quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, Sean_Bird said: Once it is old enough, I have a special shiny bell to give it. I will polish the bell, inscribe their name on the metal, and attach it to their neck with a pretty ribbon. I wanted to give it the bell after giving it a bath, but it's neck, uh... well, it struggles to stand upright without the bell. *nudges ugly duckling to its feet* *ugly duckling runs into wall again, twitching and gurgling as it falls back to the ground* Everyone has a bell, just some are invisible and weightless 🙃 Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, trifasciata said: Everyone has a bell, just some are invisible and weightless 🙃 Wiser words have never been spoken Link to post Share on other sites
quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, Sean_Bird said: Wiser words have never been spoken What about: " @Crack Cake is a little kid and doesn't deserve skates"? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sean_Bird said: Wiser words have never been spoken What about this: If we didn't have names we wouldn't know who we are. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Well that's too bad because Crack Cake 🍰 has a pair of skates already Link to post Share on other sites
quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Crack Cake said: What about this: If we didn't have names we wouldn't know who we are. 3 minutes ago, Crack Cake said: What about this: If we didn't have names we wouldn't know who we are. I'm only going to like one of these. EDIT: you edited one, didn't you @Crack Cake! EDIT 2: No wait, they merged. Ignore this. Link to post Share on other sites
quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, Crack Cake said: Well that's too bad because Crack Cake 🍰 has a pair of skates already LIES!!! FALSEHOOD!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, trifasciata said: I'm only going to like one of these. There is only one of those to like. 😛 Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Crack Cake said: What about this: If we didn't have names we wouldn't know who we are. Or maybe names distract us from who we are by inadvertently assigning a variety of characteristics to us based on the society we live in at the time we're alive Link to post Share on other sites
quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Crack Cake said: There is only one of those to like. 😛 They merged! Aaaarrrggghhh! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, trifasciata said: EDIT: you edited one, didn't you @Crack Cake! You're losing it, trifasciata. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 Maybe lavender would help them get it back? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 I wonder if I squeezed it if that would make the one eye smaller or the other bigger, so that they are atleast even.. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 Don't squeeze my baby's eyeballs, Crack Caaaaake Link to post Share on other sites
Unleash the Echidnas Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Oh, this reminds me of some wall art we used to have in the shop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Are you sure that's a baby? I read about an adult woman posing as a child before, maybe that's what this bird is doing.. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 @Crack Cake Noooo, definitely baby ugly duckling. I, well, I'm pretty sure it's a duckling... or, some kind of bird, at least... probably.... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Those ducks don't buy it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 I did find it in the dumpster. I'm pretty sure rats don't have webbed feet.... *ugly duckling vomits on the floor again, rolls onto its feet, and scampers off* Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 ... well, regardless of whatever its species is, it has the heart of a goose, and that's what counts. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 If I see much more vomit I will probably vomit myself because I ate some of this weird curry earlier that tasted like spicy ketchup. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 If it was that bad when I ate it I don't really want to know how it will be if I throw it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 See, I jokingly want to post a silly picture of rainbow vomit now, but I don't want you to actually throw up. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 @Sean_Bird I appreciate it, haha. Link to post Share on other sites
quadfasciata Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, Sean_Bird said: Maybe lavender would help them get it back? Yes, yes. And some crack shakes. And perhaps an all-expenses-paid luxury vacation in the Bahamas. That might do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 *prints of blank receipt to doodle on* I personally like the weird duck child. Excellent choice to save it @Sean_Bird. Hey @Depressed Muffin! Do I have to be nice to the customers? Some of them deserve a little spit in their tea. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 @trifasciata I can send you somewhere for free but I can't guarantee your organs won't be harvested. Link to post Share on other sites
Sean_Bird Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 If y'all could murder one person in this thread and get away with it, with zero consequences, who would you kill? 2 minutes ago, trifasciata said: And perhaps an all-expenses-paid luxury vacation in the Bahamas. That might do it. You could ask one of your bosses for a raise. Dying your hair blond for the job shows a lot of dedication. Or something. Link to post Share on other sites
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