ForceGhost Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Someone asked me the other day if I was in a cult and it really irked me. š 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NickyTannock Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 @BlitĀ You're going to find this hard to believe, but I've had someone ask me the size of my dick after I told them I'm Asexual. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
letusdeleteouraccounts Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 šš people weird. But hereās the strangest thing for me: Ā Me- āYes, Iām asexual.ā Them- āDo you master bate?ā MeĀ thinking to myself- āWho tf. You not supposed to ask thatā Me being polite- āNo.ā Ā Iām really just tired of this culture where straight guys feel the need to tell everyone what they do on their free time and then people think itās okay to just ask questions like that (this was during my class) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HazyWept Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Once someone asked right after to have sex. That I couldnāt know for sure if I hadnāt tried it yet š lol smh we were strangers/ hadnāt met him before 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ennis Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, MaybeIBelongSomewhere said: Once someone asked right after to have sex.ļ»æ same 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HazyWept Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Jona Rhys said: same Iām sorry it happened there are a lot of jerks out there. Spoiler He started grabbing at my thighs and bra and itās probably one of the few times I wanted to kick someone in the ass šš Ā Stay safe homie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ennis Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, MaybeIBelongSomewhere said: Iām sorry it happened Thanks mate. This person was a lot more decent than the imbecile you encountered. They just didn't get asexuality and suggested that having sex was going to change my mind. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LP1204 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Star Lion said: šš people weird. But hereās the strangest thing for me: Ā Me- āYes, Iām asexual.ā Them- āDo you master bate?ā MeĀ thinking to myself- āWho tf. You not supposed to ask thatā Me being polite- āNo.ā Ā Iām really just tired of this culture where straight guys feel the need to tell everyone what they do on their free time and then people think itās okay to just ask questions like that (this was during my class) Same. Someone asked me that too.Ā 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 "So you're into animals or necrophilia then?" 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ShyFeather Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 "You can't be asexual. You must be autistic." Ironically, the person who said this is disabled. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NerotheReaper Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Someone said "Eww"Ā Ā It was weird 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ZinxtheJinx Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I haven't really told anyone I was asexual but one guy was curious about my religion asked some really weird questions : Ā Him: "So are all Muslims asexual?" In my head, (I've been discovered!?) Him: "Like they can't have sex so where do they come from?" ( ) I broked it down to him as simple as possible. I find it really weird as both a Muslim and an Asexual that my peers first question about my religion always has to be sex-related. Which is better than being asked about why I didn't stop ISIS but still, I know they can think of original questions. Ā 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, ZinxtheJinx said: Him: "So are all Muslims asexual?" In my head, (I've been discovered!?) Him: "Like they can't have sex so where do they come from?" That is... what?Ā 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, ZinxtheJinx said: Him: "So are all Muslims asexual?" In my head, (I've been discovered!?) Him: "Like they can't have sex so where do they come from?" ( ) Ā 44 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: That is... what?Ā A saying I have encountered (at least in Poland), said of course with a lot of sarcasm: "[insert group] reproduce by budding!". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R_1 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, NerotheReaper said: Someone said "Eww"Ā Ā It was weird Can't be surprised. Ā "Hi, I'm asexual!" Ā The other person hears it as " Hi, I'm a sexual human being. Maybe very sexual!" Ā That person responds with "Eww" Ā That's why I use ace instead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crazycrazycultist Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Blit said: Someone asked me the other day if I was in a cult and it really irked me. š Yes, the oh so famous cult of People Not Getting It On. Or, P.N.G.I.O for short. Lovely people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crazycrazycultist Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I took a Psychology class once and in one of our lessons the teacher brought up sexuality. When I asked about asexuality, one of the students was confused and thought I was talking about biology. And to make matters worse, the teacher didn't hear so I never got my answer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alejandrogynous Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 To be fair, I set myself up for this one. Ā "I'm asexual. I'm just not attracted to people that way." "Oh. So, animals?"Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Divide By Zero Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 All the things that are on bingo cards. Ā When telling people I'm ace I find it helps to mention it as a sexual orientation to give it context. So I might say something like, "When it comes to sexual orientation, I'm asexual". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfClubs Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 So I came out to two close friends at my swim practiceĀ after I made a comment that I can't swim straight nor be straight. So I started by saying "I am a deck of cards" (I have codes so me and my lgbtq+ friends can talk about our sexualities out in the open) and they didn't catch on so I then started to say "I am ace". Still didn't catch on so after we did our dives and got back in line we had this following conversation, Ā person 1: you are asexualĀ Ā Me: *slow clapping* finally I thought it wouldn't have to take this longĀ Ā Person 1: so you have the same sexuality as HitlerĀ Ā (note my teacher literally started off world war 2 by saying that many people thought hitler to be ace so that is like the only thing some people at my school knows about asexuality) Ā Person 2: *looking very confused* I have a few questionsĀ Ā me: go right ahead i am willing to answer any you want to knowĀ Ā Person 2: so do you want sex Ā me: not reallyĀ Ā person 2: *looks even more confused than ever* ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zo_E Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 āWanna make out?ā Ā Did you not hearĀ a goddamn thing I just said?Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zo_E Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, AceOfClubs said: Person 1: so you have the same sexuality as HitlerĀ I wouldnāt put too much stock into anything that teacher taught you. Ā Hitler did have a period of celibacy, but if your teacher thinks celibacy and asexuality are the same thing, then it shows a lack of understanding, which isnāt really a wonderful trait in a teacher.Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WobblyWallaby Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 11:36 AM, Star Lion said: šš people weird. But hereās the strangest thing for me: Ā Me- āYes, Iām asexual.ā Them- āDo you master bate?ā MeĀ thinking to myself- āWho tf. You not supposed to ask thatā Me being polite- āNo.ā Ā Iām really just tired of this culture where straight guys feel the need to tell everyone what they do on their free time and then people think itās okay to just ask questions like that (this was during my class) Every guy I've ever told that I'm Ace has asked me this.... Girls usually ask what the guy did to make me this way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfClubs Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Zo_E said: I wouldnāt put too much stock into anything that teacher taught you. Ā Hitler did have a period of celibacy, but if your teacher thinks celibacy and asexuality are the same thing, then it shows a lack of understanding, which isnāt really a wonderful trait in a teacher.Ā He said that people THOUGHTĀ he was asexual, but he didn't take a stance on the subject. I am at least glad that he educated people on the topic because people in my school didn't understand that ace people could love someone before he explained asexuality to people. He actually had a good amount of education on the topic and I was so happy that asexual was finally mentioned in my private schoolĀ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kami_80 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 (edited) I had a series of coming out events with my mom because she really didn't get what I was saying. When I first used the term with her and re-explained what it meant, she flat out told me I was just as broken as my bisexual boyfriend (he's my husband now.) Ā Not exactly weird but it hurt pretty damn bad. Edited December 17, 2018 by kami_80 Clarification Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shay21 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 This was said to me (apparently jokingly) by a friend after I was basically outed to him by another friend: "Oh so you just hate everyone then??" Really dude? Not funny at allĀ š Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Potato Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 "so you are lesbian?" um no. in a facebook group for solo travelers: the question was would you hookup with someone you met abroad I answered: "I'm Asexual, I wouldn't hookup with anyone anywhere" the response I got was: "maybe you should find a travel group for your own kind" Ā oof 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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