Grumpy Alien Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Abandoning your hamster on a Thursday between the hours of 08:34-10:12 is forbidden by law. Failure to comply will result in seizure of hamster. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 It is illegal to leave a car parked with any of its wheels at an angle if the car is parked on pavers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 You may not consume a Sundae on a Mondae 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 It is illegal to host any social function which requires participants to dress in anything other than their pajamas. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Players of the banning game get banned automatically if they don't write the banning post while making a one-hand handstand on a bike. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 It is illegal to go straight through any intersection. Only turns are permitted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eeeve Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 According to Law no. 1/2019, speaking is strictly prohibited. Only texting allowed. Ministry of Silence 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 You may legally kill a Welshman with a bow and arrow if fired from the grounds of Hereford cathedral on a Sunday Believe it or not, something very similar to this was written in law by the British Parliament and not rescinded until well into the twentieth century 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 It is illegal to eat ice cream on prime numbered days. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Users of internet forums who have, on at least three separate forums within the span of eight years, weeks, and ninety-three hours, changed usernames and/or avatars more than 6.334 and fewer than 100 times, are strictly forbidden from conversing, collaborating, or in any way coming into contact with ostrich farmers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 It is illegal to not be doing anything illegal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Acefandom103 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 It is illegal to acknowledge the movie called food fight. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm - oh wait that's already a law. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 It’s illegal to eat a Sunday dinner on any other day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 It is forbidden to train a cabbage to do hand stands if your name is Kevin. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luna04 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 It is illegal to not have read and enjoyed in just the same ways the books that I have Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 It is illegal to keep mermaids in swimming pools measuring less than 33 metres squared. What's illegal on public transport? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 It is illegal to believe that laws still exist for people who are using public transport. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
erichamion Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Whereas Natural Philosophy has proven itself to be a productive Method of studying the World, and Whereas the Insights and Technologies gained as a Result of the aforementioned Studies are on balance both profitable and beneficial, and Whereas the efficacy of Natural Philosophy is vitally dependent upon predictable Properties and patterned Paths, and Whereas Persons can be described generally as neither predictable nor patterned, and Whereas, owing to the Facts named above, it is imperative to prescribe Predictability and Pattern to all Persons, Be it hereby resolved that no Person, while in a steady orbit around the Sun or other massive Body (hereafter known as The BODY), shall move in any Manner other than in the Shape of an Ellipse, which shall be positioned so as to locate one of its Foci within The BODY, unless said Person should be the acted upon by some Force that shall provide Propulsion. A Circle, being a particular kind of Ellipse, shall be considered acceptable, so long as The BODY is located at the Center Point of the Circle. Furthermore, no Person, while moving without Propulsion in an Ellipse or a Circle around The BODY as described above, shall fail to increase their Speed while closer to The BODY or to decrease their Speed while further from the BODY, in the precise Manner hereby following: In any fixed Period of Time, a Line to be imagined as drawn from The BODY to said Person, shall always sweep an equal Area. Furthermore, when any two or more Persons are moving without Propulsion in an Ellipse or a Circle around The BODY as described above, they shall not fail to arrange each Person's overall Speed such that the Square of the Time required for a full Rotation around The BODY is directly proportional to the Cube of each Person's Distance from The BODY, with the Distance to be calculated as being One Half of the Semi-major Axis of the Person's Ellipse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DunnoM Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 People must wear eye masks when walking in the streets. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 People must wear anti-eye-masks when walking in the streets -- that is, outfits that cover the entire body except for an eye-mask-shaped hole located where one would generally wear an eye mask. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Everyone on AVEN has to acquire a Fake Ted at least once a month. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It's illegal to read this post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It is now forbidden to dunk chocolate in vodka if the chocolate is 70% or more cocoa, or if your vodka is at least 20 proof. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Fake Teds are not allowed on AVEN. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It is illegal to n e r s h a l 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DunnoM Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It is illegal to laugh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 It's illegal to break the law. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 31 minutes ago, SkyTuneRein said: It's illegal not to break the law. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 11 hours ago, Kraken TEDx said: It is illegal to n e r s h a l It is illegal to prevent the formation of a n e r s h a l. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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