emma-can Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 When the lights went down, my sexuality decided to sneak away under the cover of darkness. The movie was really good, so I didn't notice. I feel like TPBM lost their sexuality while whale-watching 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Yeah, a whale ate my sexuality thinking it was food. Did TPBM really lose their sexuality while serving in the military? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 The Doctor here, borrowing Ace's computer and a couple of canisters of Nitro-9 to save the world.I'm a pacifist usually, but there was a war, the time war. It raged on, outside of normal time and space. The skies burned and the children cried. The Daleks were tearing their way through to Gallifrey, I was running to my TARDIS when a Dalek swooped down, shooting and shouting 'EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"My sexuaity got between me and the Dalek, it was vaporized in an instant. That was the only time I ever used my sexuality, and it saved my life. Sometimes I think a Timelord lives too long. The person below me lost their sexuality while making a souffle 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 I leaned over the bowl while I was beating the eggs and it got caught on the beaters and went flying across the room. I meant to pick it up later, but I forgot. A week later I spotted it poking out from under the couch, but too late, it went up the vacuum cleaner. The person below me lost theirs at an art class. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 I was painting away happily, completely unaware that my transparent sexuality had fallen asleep on top of the easel. I wasn't painting on the canvas at all, but on my unsuspecting sexuality. It was the best painting I had ever done. No sooner had I finished, and realised what I'd done, when a high profile art collector showed up, she loved my painting, and thought it was so original to paint on a sexuality. She bought it on the spot. I was just happy to sell some art, and my sexuality felt very valuable and important. I hear it has a nice life in a local gallery. TPBM lost their sexuality beside a wishing well 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 My friend told me that I might "get lucky" if I dropped a coin in the wishing well. I didn't have any coins so I dropped my sexuality in. It worked! I got really lucky and found three coins on my way home. It was so worth it. TPBM lost theirs at a Square Dance. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 Well it takes eight people in a set to square dance, we only had seven, so my sexuality volunteered to be the eighth. It fell in love with it's dance partner, and the two of them eloped. I wish them every happiness. I hear that the person below me lost their sexuality while flight-testing a zeppelin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 True. I was miles above the earth when the balloon was punctured by a passing seagull. I used my sexuality as a patch. It saved my life (just like the Dr's) TPBM lost theirs at a railway station. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 Turns out my sexuality isn't as magical as me, it couldn't get through the barrier to Platform 9 & 3/4. So, given a choice between Hogwarts and my sexuality.....well there is no competition. I must remember to send my sexuality an owl sometime. I heard a rumour, that the person below me misplaced their sexuality in a bowling alley 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 I ran out of bowling balls and I had one skittle still standing so I threw my sexuality. It worked and I won! TPBM lost theirs in hospital. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 Well you know how sometimes they surgically remove useless parts of you, like your appendix? Well I had a sexualitectomy Apparently, or so I heard, the person below me lost their sexuality at the Olympic Games 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 So, I was watching the Olympic Games. There was a huge crowd, and I must have somehow lost it there. Because of the many people I had to look at, I couldn't also look after it, I had to look after myself. I saw it again when the Game started: It was attached to an athlete who seemed really happy to have it, it seemed like the athlete really enjoyed looking at other athletes with my sexuality. So I let them have it :P The person below me lost their sexuality at work/school. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Yep.....it got stuck to a piece of chewing gum under a school desk. Then during the lunch break the teacher rearranged all the desks and I couldn't find it again. TPBM lost their sexuality at a gay pride march. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
emma-can Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 It was so hot during the parade that I sweated my sexuality out @_@ TPBM lost their sexuality at a concert 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 When I sang along to my favourite band, it came out of my mouth and disappeared like fog. TPBM lost their sexuality when they were younger than 4 years old. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Yeah. We were watching a Barney video and my sexuality was singing along to "I love you, you love me", while kissing and hugging me all over. I was so annoyed that I punched it in the jaw and it died. TPBM lost their sexuality on the internet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chihiro Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 True. How did you know? :o I came across porn video by accident and my sexuality died immediately. I buried it in my backyard. :P TPBM lost their sexuality in an elevator. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 True. It got out on the 69th floor. TPBM lost their sexuality while having breakfast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chihiro Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Wow! That seems a lot of effort :P I spilled tea on fired eggs and lost my sexuality. TPBM lost their sexuality while brushing their teeth :O Quote Link to post Share on other sites
champagnerain Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Yeah, I was brushing my teeth and I noticed something stuck in my teeth that my toothbrush couldn't quite reach. I got out some floss and flossed between my teeth and there was my sexuality. Of course, I didn't notice it was still stuck on the floss and threw the floss in the trash. I took the trash out the next day. My story isn't very exciting, but I hear that the person below me lost their sexuality at a theme park. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chihiro Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Yup. I got on a scary ride and screamed at the top of my lungs. But it scared away my sexuality unfortunately. TPBM lost their sexuality while writing their exam. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 My sexuality got super anxious (it was MY sexuality after all), it had a panic attack and had to leave the room. When I told it I still had three exams to go it went to go and find a less stressful place to live. Wish I could have gone with it, lucky thing. I heard someone lost their sexuality right here in the AVEN Arcade? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chihiro Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Thats me. I couldn't figure out which label suits my sexuality the best. So it got upset and left me. My sexuality couldn't live label-less :( TPBM lost their sexuality in a train. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
m4rble Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 More like I lost it on a train. I was jumping between the cars and my sexuality was too afraid to jump with me, so it got left behind when the car it was waiting on got detached from the rest of the train. I heard TPBM lost their sexuality in the ocean. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I was on the titanic, and survived, unlike my sexuality, who I was drawling like one of my French girls! I made it out alive....... My sexuality however......... Before I get to depressed at that memory, I need to say that I heard TPBM lost their sexuality in a Disney movie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dreamingKatfish Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Well about that, you see I doing so live action acting for a Disney movie and my sexuality thought it would be a great idea to do random stunts and refused to get a stunt double even though we all knew they couldn't do the stunts. To say they least they landed wrong and ended up dying on set, and thing is they kept it in the movie saying that the death was faked when asked. But hey I still got my pay so I can get a new sexuality. But still I heard TPBM lost their sexuality while at a park. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
champagnerain Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Yeah, I was feeding the ducks and I accidentally threw my sexuality into the pond and the ducks are it. I hope it doesn't make them sick... I hear tpbm lost their sexuality in a castle... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 My sexuality was caught stealing what it can in a nearby castle, so it got locked away in the castle dungeon. Every time I try to rescue it, I get told it's in another castle. I heard tpbm lost their sexuality on their mobile\cell phone. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Well I was trying to answer a call from my boyfriend, but I accidentally wiped the screen with my sexuality, I lost the call and my boyfriend thought I had deliberately hung up on him, so he got mad and left me, but it didn't matter, because my sexuality made such a good screen wiper that I put it in my pocket to use it again and it fell out and now that I don't have it I don't want a boyfriend anyway. Didn't tpbm loose theirs at a car wash? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 Mmmhmmm, that's right. I was going on holiday, and the car was so full my sexuality had voluneered to ride on the roof-rack. I forgot all about that when I went into the automated car wash and, well.......At least my sexuality loved water, least I saw it it was splashing in the puddles and having a wonderful time. I thought it would be heartless to go back and force it to leave TPBM lost their sexuality in a pub 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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