ColorfulReminders Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Jim miraculously falls in the 0.05% of people that bare no ill-effect from this particular toxin. The candy dissolves in his throat and Jim calls a cab to bring him home for some well deserved rest. Save. Link to post Share on other sites
alpacaterpillar Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He's a little too direct with his directions and the cab crashes into his house. Kill. Link to post Share on other sites
marki Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 But the cab was really a rickshaw and it simply bounces off the wall. He is okay! Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 He bounces into the path of an oncoming truck. Kill. Link to post Share on other sites
ColorfulReminders Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 He bounces again off the truck unharmed and the cab flies into the sky like in the end of Grease. Save. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Jim lands in a nest of hungry pythons. Kill. Link to post Share on other sites
Rare Aztec Whstling Chickn Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 The pythons however, just recently ate, and aren't interested in Jim what so ever. Save Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 But John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam are interested in Jim. They shoehorn him into one of their cannibalism sketches, which turns out a bit more...realistic...than planned. Kill. Link to post Share on other sites
Rare Aztec Whstling Chickn Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 The Jim you see in the final cut was actually a dummy, they were really eating goat.Save. Link to post Share on other sites
kaleidoscope_eyes Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Jim was magically transformed into a goat by the distraught parent of one of the people killed by the toxin he was immune to. So they really were eating Jim after all. Kill. Link to post Share on other sites
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