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Bruce Wayne
1 hour ago, daveb said:

That's funny coming from Bruce Wayne... :lol: 

Bezos is competition for me. Of course I'd make him poor if I had his body. After the body swap he'd be deep in s**t and I'd still be... frickin Batmaaan!

 

Plus I'm nothing like the other billionaires. I still think of myself as the 99 %.

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6 hours ago, Bruce Wayne said:

Bezos is competition for me. Of course I'd make him poor if I had his body. After the body swap he'd be deep in s**t and I'd still be... frickin Batmaaan!

 

Plus I'm nothing like the other billionaires. I still think of myself as the 99 %.

:lol: :ph34r:

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I'd buy loads of stuff.

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4 hours ago, awadama said:

I'd buy loads of stuff.

On Amazon? :lol: 

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Or, a much better option, spend all of his money on "mom & pop" shops, independent artists, etc. :D 

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Autumn ace

The first thing I would do is buy everything in my Etsy cart and a plane ticket to Europe 

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Blueberry Pie

I would hate this because I would instantly go from being 22 to being 60 and a man. Lol it would be quite the change. I’d probably donate as much money as possible. And I would hope I’d be able to swap back. :( 

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