Visenya Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 "I'm asexual because I don't look at people and think they're hot/pretty/cute/sexy" is one of my pet peeves. I understand where they're coming from, tbh, but after some time it's annoying to explain that that's not what being asexual means. Link to post Share on other sites
emma-can Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 13 hours ago, Torn said: Cake Why do you hate cake what's wrong with you here have some cake!!!!!!! /sarc Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 "You would hate it if someone denied your asexuality, therefore you should..." Actually I wouldn't hate it. Go ahead and tell me I am not asexual, and watch how much I won't hate it. Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Joe, you are not asexual. Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snow Cone said: Joe, you are not asexual. Well, not when you're around, duh. <3 Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Joe Parrish said: Well, not when you're around, duh. <3 Dammit Joe I just took a shower and this made me feel so unclean. (In a bad way, just to be clear.) ...which reminds me of another annoying thing asexuals say: "Bodily fluids are gross. Sex is just unhygienic." Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 If you can't be shipped, then you shouldn't have quipped. Link to post Share on other sites
sindi Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 [insert something related to sexuality] is so disgusting, like eww, amiright? (there's nothing wrong with being repulsed by things, but the assumption, that it's the default attitude of asexuals, bothers me) Link to post Share on other sites
Spiritus55 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snow Cone said: Dammit Joe I just took a shower and this made me feel so unclean. (In a bad way, just to be clear.) ...which reminds me of another annoying thing asexuals say: "Bodily fluids are gross. Sex is just unhygienic." Even sexuals say that sex is gross sometimes. They just do it anyway 🤔 I can't speak for myself because it took me 61 years to figure out I don't care for sex. What can I say? I'm a slow learner. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 "I've just eaten all the cake" Link to post Share on other sites
PurveyorOfBadPuns Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Me: "I like kids and plan to have them someday." Annoying Ace: "EWWW NO KIDS ARE AWFUL AND SMELLY AND MADE OF POOP ALKSDJFLSKADFKSJDLF" Link to post Share on other sites
PurveyorOfBadPuns Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Oh, and I forgot, "Aces are intellectually superior to sexuals because all sexuals are driven by their base instincts and can't think when they see someone they find attractive." I mean, I sometimes can't think because I got so excited about a TV show or something so nah… Link to post Share on other sites
Joe the Stoic Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 "I just wanted to have a traditional relationship with my spouse, and they keep asking for sex. Why don't they leave me alone?" Link to post Share on other sites
Florenna Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 hours ago, PurveyorOfBadPuns said: Me: "I like kids and plan to have them someday." Annoying Ace: "EWWW NO KIDS ARE AWFUL AND SMELLY AND MADE OF POOP ALKSDJFLSKADFKSJDLF" Now this I can fully agree with! Meaning that the response is annoying, not the original line... Another version of this: "Kids take away all your freedom and you will have no life of your own" (which someone has actually said here, more or less) Link to post Share on other sites
emma-can Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 8 hours ago, PurveyorOfBadPuns said: Me: "I like kids and plan to have them someday." Annoying Ace: "EWWW NO KIDS ARE AWFUL AND SMELLY AND MADE OF POOP ALKSDJFLSKADFKSJDLF" I've heard lots of kid-hating sexuals say this too. Like, just because you don't want kids doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to people who do Or worse, they're mean to the kids themselves Link to post Share on other sites
PurveyorOfBadPuns Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, emma-can said: I've heard lots of kid-hating sexuals say this too. Like, just because you don't want kids doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to people who do Or worse, they're mean to the kids themselves True, I've heard it from sexual friends, but every time I even hint at kids on here I get swarmed by people saying I'm weird! I'm like, I thought this was supposed to be a validating community? Link to post Share on other sites
Nidwin Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Asexuality is just about being attracted to nobody so you should all go xxxx yourself as I do have plenty of sex all time and enjoy it very much !!! Link to post Share on other sites
sindi Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 "I'm fhuaporsdirqgheprinromantic, which means, that I only am attracted to people whose personality pleases me, but I would like to know them a little bit before dating, and I might occasionally grow bored of physical affection and need some space!" (ok, I'm not all serious, I haven't seen any super-superfluous labels lately ) Link to post Share on other sites
Azrael Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 What? You like guys? Me thought you're Ace. Link to post Share on other sites
emma-can Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 A friend of mine posted on Twitter saying they were going through ace discourse (presumably on Tumblr) and apparently someone wrote a long-ass argument about how asexuals should be able to reclaim the slur "retarded" because they "don't get sex jokes" Who the everloving fuck- Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 ^^ I think that belongs in a different category (of stupidity). ... "I don't get this sex joke." or alternatively "Explain this sex joke to me." Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 We get sex jokes. We just don't live them. Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I get them. I'm just tired of people perpetuating that stereotype. They're not that hard. Link to post Share on other sites
fuzzipueo Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I just don't find them funny, personally. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 "I don't find sex jokes funny." Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 That's different from "I'm so ace I don't get this obvious penis reference." Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 hour ago, borkfork said: That's different from "I'm so ace I don't get this obvious penis reference." Ohh, true. It isn't exclusive to asexuals to not find them funny, too. Link to post Share on other sites
iwannagayhorse Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 "Masturbation? That's something I've never heard of!!" "Could you please explain me this very easy and obvious joke, cuz I don't get it, heehee (because I am ace, duh)." "I'm 13 and I know I'm asexual. Even babies can know they're ace!" "I can have sex, but only with someone I truly love, so that makes me somehow unique on ace spectrum, even though majority of people feel the same way." Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 On 2017-5-19 at 1:05 PM, emma-can said: A friend of mine posted on Twitter saying they were going through ace discourse (presumably on Tumblr) and apparently someone wrote a long-ass argument about how asexuals should be able to reclaim the slur "retarded" because they "don't get sex jokes" Who the everloving fuck- That's tumblr for you. You could fill pages upon pages of this thread with the ace discourse you find there. They're on another level on that site. Annoying things: "I saw another asexual today because they wore a black ring!" Many ppl regardless of sexualities wear black rings. Link to post Share on other sites
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