Sea Lemon Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Razor - What Ray uses to row his boat Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 uses - some freaky southern dialect version of "we are" Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Askhole: Someone who makes many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Catscan - when you quickly scan through your Facebook feed for cute animal stories/pictures and try to avoid the racist posts of your relatives. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Racist - a professional athlete Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Athlete - someone who is good at math but bad at spelling, especially someone who frequently forgets the m's in words. Link to post Share on other sites
JHC (pet in waiting) Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Good - being covered in goo. Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Covered - a person who only dresses in covers for spiritual reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Fart Attack: A 'bum burp' so vicious that it's considered a terrorist attack by local authorities! Link to post Share on other sites
Zefron Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Authorities - what you call the boobs of a book writer Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Writer - someone whose left turn signal on their car is broken. Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Car - cute asexual rodent. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 rodent - where the road ends Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Brexit - a popular decision which unifies the nation into a common cause Link to post Share on other sites
no-longer-in-use Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Cause - the sound a crow makes when it's plural. Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Plural: Relating to a bird's plumage Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Plumage: the age of the plums that a bird is eating Link to post Share on other sites
Zefron Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Hebrew - When a male is making beer Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 making - ...is not your king! Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 King: The act of reading, writing, or speaking the letter or phoneme "K". Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Phoneme: What you say when you want your friend to call you Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Friend: A sautéed demon, also known as a fried fiend. Link to post Share on other sites
Zefron Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 baby - a bee that lives by the gulf Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Carpet- a dog that likes to stick his head out the window of a vehicle and have his ears flap in the wind Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Egg - the ability to move without the use of feet. Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Belly- resembling a bell Link to post Share on other sites
Ytterbium Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Belly button - a bell-shaped button Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Popcorn- a fizzy, corn-flavored beverage Link to post Share on other sites
Kitsune:3 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Waffle- Graph paper Link to post Share on other sites
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