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Granted, but you can only turn them red.

I wish my schedule wasn't so busy

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Granted but you will become very,very bored.

I wish I had an electric van with a range of 600 miles.

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Granted, but it will only go round in a circle.

I wish I had more time to do everything I have to do.

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You can but your internet connection will be forever broken.

I wish I was self employed.

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Granted, but it will be a manure shoveling business

I wish people would stop posting while I'm trying to post!

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Granted. You are now the only person who posts on AVEN. There is no-one else here.

I wish I could have cheesecake.

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Wish granted but you have to eat it at every meal forever.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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Granted but it would get rid of both dog and cat because of all the hair they drop.

I wish I could type faster and more accurately.

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Granted but you have to play fifty Czerny exercises every day on a keyboard.

I wish I could remember all the Latin I learnt at school.

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Waist of Thyme

Granted, but you forget all the English you know.

I wish there was a singing unicorn in Australia.

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Granted, but the only song it sings is "This is the Song that Doesn't End"...forever.

I wish I wasn't so tired

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Waist of Thyme

Granted, but your arms hurt instead.

I wish cactuses/cacti could use echolocation.

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Granted, but they can't move around, so it's pretty much useless.

I wish for good weather around Lenaun Hill tomorrow.

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Granted but no one comes back. :o

I wish i had the worlds most amazing CV (resume) :D

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Granted, but you get so many job offers you can't choose which to apply for.

I wish I could ride a bike. (I can't balance on one.)

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Granted, but then bikes will go out of style and you will be laughed at for riding one

I wish I would stop being woken up by weird dreams at two in the morning

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Granted, you get frostbite instead

I wish I had that kitty in Cats's sig.

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ObsessedWithCats

Granted, but she's a grumpy kitty who fights loudly in the kitchen with neighbouring cats in the middle of the night. And she's so lovely and cute and friendly sometimes that your heart and brain will melt to a puddle.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

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Granted, but the cat horked a hairball on it

I wish I had more time to watch all the movies and TV shows I want to watch

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Granted but your TV breaks down and your computer won't show movies or television shows, or your phone.

I wish I could eat lots of chocolate without getting fat.

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Granted, you just die of diabetic shock instead

I wish Sherlock series three would come out already

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Waist of Thyme

Granted but you wished it yesterday.

I wished doors were made of rubber.

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Granted, they're made of that stretchy rubber that is like blu-tac.

I wish for the ability to change my appearance at will.

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Sneaky Snek 🐍

Granted, but you will develop severe multiple personality disorder.

I wish for telekinesis.

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Granted, but everything you move breaks!

I wish for the ability to sing.

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Granted but you will never be able to remember the words to any song.

I wish I had a washing up machine.

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