RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you can only turn them red. I wish my schedule wasn't so busy Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but you will become very,very bored. I wish I had an electric van with a range of 600 miles. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but it will only go round in a circle. I wish I had more time to do everything I have to do. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 You can but your internet connection will be forever broken. I wish I was self employed. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but it will be a manure shoveling business I wish people would stop posting while I'm trying to post! Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted. You are now the only person who posts on AVEN. There is no-one else here. I wish I could have cheesecake. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted but you have to eat it at every meal forever. I wish my house would clean itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but it would get rid of both dog and cat because of all the hair they drop. I wish I could type faster and more accurately. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but you have to play fifty Czerny exercises every day on a keyboard. I wish I could remember all the Latin I learnt at school. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you forget all the English you know. I wish there was a singing unicorn in Australia. Link to post Share on other sites
Lia Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but the only song it sings is "This is the Song that Doesn't End"...forever. I wish I wasn't so tired Link to post Share on other sites
SerketDizzleD Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but now you can't ever sleep again. I wish my stomach didn't hurt right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but your arms hurt instead. I wish cactuses/cacti could use echolocation. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but they can't move around, so it's pretty much useless. I wish for good weather around Lenaun Hill tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but every other day there will be tornadoes. I wish my house was empty. Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 21, 2013 Author Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but no one comes back. :o I wish i had the worlds most amazing CV (resume) :D Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you get so many job offers you can't choose which to apply for. I wish I could ride a bike. (I can't balance on one.) Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but then bikes will go out of style and you will be laughed at for riding one I wish I would stop being woken up by weird dreams at two in the morning Link to post Share on other sites
ObsessedWithCats Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted! :3 You'll be woken at three instead. I wish I wouldn't get chilblains in winter. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, you get frostbite instead I wish I had that kitty in Cats's sig. Link to post Share on other sites
ObsessedWithCats Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but she's a grumpy kitty who fights loudly in the kitchen with neighbouring cats in the middle of the night. And she's so lovely and cute and friendly sometimes that your heart and brain will melt to a puddle. I wish for a chocolate bar. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but the cat horked a hairball on it I wish I had more time to watch all the movies and TV shows I want to watch Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but your TV breaks down and your computer won't show movies or television shows, or your phone. I wish I could eat lots of chocolate without getting fat. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, you just die of diabetic shock instead I wish Sherlock series three would come out already Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but Benedict Cumberbatch has a moustache. I wish it was tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but you wished it yesterday. I wished doors were made of rubber. Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaRobot Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, they're made of that stretchy rubber that is like blu-tac. I wish for the ability to change my appearance at will. Link to post Share on other sites
Sneaky Snek 🐍 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you will develop severe multiple personality disorder. I wish for telekinesis. Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 21, 2013 Author Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but everything you move breaks! I wish for the ability to sing. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but you will never be able to remember the words to any song. I wish I had a washing up machine. Link to post Share on other sites
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