Lia Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you'll actually turn into a rock. I wish that it would stop raining. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you will be an actual rock I wish my favorite book characters were real Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 They become real, but you find them very annoying in real life. I wish my dog could talk to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Xavy Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you will become your dog and your dog will become you. I wish I could go back in time 10 years and start over. Link to post Share on other sites
Perkins Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you keep all current experiences and memory but are treated totally as a child forever. I wish to be a famous actress. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you'll be famous for falling down a flight of stairs completely wasted. I wish I was an X-men Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you turn into a super villain and don't last long. I wish i was a pirate Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you only get to pirate music, movies and such, and not the seas. I wish I had more thyme. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you have to waist half of it. I wish that I could fly. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you will promptly fly into a jet engine I wish my bunnies would not wake me up in the middle of the night Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but they will wake you up at any other time if you sleep then. I wish someone wrote a story with a sentient donut as the main character. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but it will jump out of the page and eat your face I wish dinner would cook already Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted but you loose your appetite. I wish to be able to stop time. :D Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted but then the Doctor will come and slap you for messing about with the time stream I wish this heat would go away Link to post Share on other sites
Perkins Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted, but you will never feel warm again. I wish to be musically talented. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Granted. You will play the bagpipes. I wish I could write software for a living. Link to post Share on other sites
Misplaced Posted September 21, 2013 Author Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but one day you make a virus so bad the stops! I wish i never had to shave... Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you will go patchy bald. I wish I didn't have to keep thinking of new wishes Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel Combat Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but you NEVER get to wish again! :twisted: ...And anything you don't wish for will come true. I wish for it remain sunny for tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted. It will be a hundred and ten degrees for the next week. I wish internet comenters weren't so stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but now all former internet commenters have gone into politics. I wish I had an angel for one moment of love~ Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but that angel is Uriel from Supernatural and he's a giant bag of dicks. I wish I had a kitten Link to post Share on other sites
No Fate Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but now all former internet commenters have gone into politics. I wish I had an angel for one moment of love~ Granted, but Tuomas will perform the vocals instead of Tarja :D I wish that I stop being incel. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but that angel is Uriel from Supernatural and he's a giant bag of dicks. I wish I had a kitten Granted, but it turns out to be a tiger. Granted, but now all former internet commenters have gone into politics. I wish I had an angel for one moment of love~ Granted, but Tuomas will perform the vocals instead of Tarja :D I wish that I stop being incel. Granted, but you realise you were happier when you were. I wish I could write great poetry. Link to post Share on other sites
Braydin Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, your poetry is sublime reaching into the deepest recesses of the human soul. Your prose is beyond imitation and could never be achieved again. Through your words humanity has seen the face of God, touched true beauty and all else in life is rendered meaningless. When you die humanity will descend into a miasma so deep that humanity will no longer desire to live, ceasing all activity until starvation frees them from their endless mourning. Their final words and final thoughts will be of the greatest poet to have ever existed. I wish for three incorruptible wishes. Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted but your head will fall off before they get a chance to come true. I wish I could record a duet album with the dude on my avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but that angel is Uriel from Supernatural and he's a giant bag of dicks. I wish I had a kitten Granted, but it turns out to be a tiger. I fail to see how this is a drawback :D Granted, but the dude shows up completely wasted and plays horribly. I wish my horse could make it to gran prix level dressage Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Your horse does, but with a different rider. (The tiger eats you. Lingeringly. ) I wish I could speak French fluently. Link to post Share on other sites
RoL34 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but your accent is horrible I wish I could morph into any animal Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 You can but only because you are made of plasticine. I wish I could control traffic lights when I'm driving. Link to post Share on other sites
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