Homer Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, you're now tired I wish for an idea... Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, but it's the only idea you will ever have, so you'll never think of anything new ever again. I wish to be able to cure headaches instantly. Link to post Share on other sites
Mae 🌼 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted but you'll get a stomach ache instantly every time I wish to have a nicer car Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, but you crash it the first time you drive it. I wish that no one had to go hungry. Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, but everyone would die of thirst. I wish for pollution and overpopulation to stop. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, but we are living in primitive times and are always hungry and cold because of the lack of food and shelter. I wish we would always have something I like for dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted but you have them so often that you no longer like anything I wish for tea Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted! But it will be poured over your head rather than into a cup. I wish my cat would let me pet her more often. Link to post Share on other sites
EngineeRaven Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, but she will turn into a human-eating monster every time you do. I wish I had time to walk in the forest. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, but the forest gets chopped down. I wish to pass my assignment. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Granted, but you fail the next four. I wish my favourite bands would get back together. Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Granted, but they are actually rubber bands. I wish for my cats to never die. Link to post Share on other sites
Mae 🌼 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted but they will run away and never return I wish for more video games Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted, but they're all video games listed on this page. I wish to find a good site for making comics. Link to post Share on other sites
Mae 🌼 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted but the site will crash before you can save any work I wish to be able to sing Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 You can. It's only whale song though. I wish I could do makeup. Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted, but you can only do clown makeup. I wish I could get straight A's without doing homework. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted, but As are the worst grades now. I wish for winter. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted, but you get stuck outside in a blizzard in only your T-shirt and shorts. I wish to be able to alter the temperature I feel in order to always be comfortable. Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted, but the temperature you feel comfortable at is so extreme, it kills you. I wish for my lego project to be finished today. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted, but just after you finish it, an earthquake destroys it. I wish not to be interrupted by notifications while I'm taking notes. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted but that's because no one is trying to communicate with you I want a giant croissant Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted, but it only appears to be giant because you're the size of an ant I wish to get home on time tomorrow Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A.. Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Granted, but you are now constantly late leaving in the morning I wish to not have to talk to anyone tomorrow... Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Granted, but that's because everyone else in the world will suddenly vanish, leaving you all alone. I wish my spring break was longer. Link to post Share on other sites
Sylvastor Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Granted! Suddenly you got kicked out during spring break for a prank someone has done in your name and remain jobless for a couple of years. I wish there were more intelligent people on this planet. Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Granted. The world is populated with super geniuses, and you are now the dumbest person on the planet. I wish I could get accepted with a full ride to my top college. Link to post Share on other sites
Mae 🌼 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Granted but you never finish I wish to have super strength Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Granted, but you have too much strength and break almost everything. I wish I could afford to travel far away. Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Granted, but you also develop an intense phobia of flying. It takes you a very long time to get anywhere, since you can only travel by land or sea. I wish my kitchen always had what I wanted. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.