TheAP Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted, but between the chocolate and the strawberries there is a layer of snot. I wish I could fall asleep better at night. Link to post Share on other sites
Kururin Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted, but every day it gets harder to stay awake I wish for chocolate buttons Link to post Share on other sites
Breathing.... Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted but I've eaten them before they get to you. I wish my stomach would behave itself? (I.e. It wasn't giving me random pains😡) Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted; it's stopped being painful, but now misbehaves by growling loudly in way that sound like swearing. I wish I had more video games. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted, you now have 67 copies of Barbie's Dreamhouse Party I wish for five ducks. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted, you've been selected to open the batting for England versus Australia in the test series over winter. Their bowlers would be delighted to have you out for five ducks, and you can rest happy that you'll have done as well as anyone else they've selected I wish my tax return would finish itself and leave me in peace Link to post Share on other sites
Epicene Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted. May you Rest In Peace I wish I could master guitar playing. Link to post Share on other sites
gHuddo Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted but now that is all your hands can do I wish my hair completely straight and not frizzy Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted, but it is 82 feet long, making it a nightmare to wash. I wish AVEN would always let me paste images from Google Images directly into the reply box. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted. They're 4x6 pixels. I wish TheAP would join us in Reykjavik Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted. But then there is a super volcano eruption and we all die. I wish to see a volcano erupt. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted but your desperate attempt to upload a video of it onto YouTube fails and you become overwhelmed with frustration and other negative emotions that make it difficult for you to be able to concentrate at work the next day. For mine I'll take a piece of vanilla cake. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted; your cake is very sexy, but not into BDSM. I wish for Halloween goodies! Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted, but they are only stale rockets, a toothbrush and the molasses kisses. I wish for motivation! Link to post Share on other sites
Megane Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 granted but it only there when you dont have the materials to used it i wish i could disappear permanently and be no where else in existence Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted; you no longer exist, you never have and never will... Who am I talking to? I wish for decent employment in my area. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted, but the only jobs are for polar bear wranglers. I wish for one thousand ducks. Link to post Share on other sites
Epicene Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. You are now in possession of one thousand rubber ducks. Everyone believes you’re a hoarder and disowns you. I wish I were the best cook in the world! Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted; you are now the best chef in the world and have gained acclaim in renowned circles. The only problem is all the world's celebrity chefs now despise you and are plotting your murder between them. I wish my brain was less foggy. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. There's a blizzard in your brain instead. I wish the sun wasn't shining directly into my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted but your eyelids have now been sealed shut with superglue, making it impossible for you to watch your favorite gluten-free raw foods vegan cooking tutorials on YouTube which means you won't be able to make the chickpea cookie dough recipe. I wish my brother would do something with his life besides watch serial killer documentaries and talk nonstop about fascinating topics like why it is that The Olsen Twins look old. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. He has a talk show where he talks about serial killers and the Olsen Twins. And he forces you to watch it. I wish it was Saturday already. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted but the new issue of People magazine doesn't generally appear on the stands until at least Thurs. so hurrying up Sat. doesn't really do you any good. I'll take sweet and sour chicken. Link to post Share on other sites
Kururin Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted but the chicken will be literally sour I'll take skittles Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, podsnap said: Granted but the new issue of People magazine doesn't generally appear on the stands until at least Thurs. so hurrying up Sat. doesn't really do you any good. Why are you assigning me personas? Granted, but you try to eat too many at once and choke. I wish my ears didn't feel plugged. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 51 minutes ago, TheAP said: Why are you assigning me personas? I knew you'd try to pretend I was just making all that stuff up about you. Granted but now you have to hear all of the negative comments people are making about your beloved Care Bear collection and your favorite pastime of preserving uneaten MacDonald's items without using any chemicals and the harsh criticisms effect your self-esteem. I wish I could do a headstand. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted, but all that blood rushing to your head negatively affects your memory and capability to learn. I wish I was more focused. Link to post Share on other sites
darkwinterbird Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted, but now it's like you see everything through the wrong end of a telescope. I wish had better shoes. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted; now they are a new, improved version of your other shoes, which have spring loaded soles, which active whenever you sneeze. I wish for fish! Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. You are stalked by vicious piranhas. I wish I had no responsibilities in real life. Link to post Share on other sites
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