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Granted, but between the chocolate and the strawberries there is a layer of snot.

 

I wish I could fall asleep better at night.

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Granted, but every day it gets harder to stay awake 

 

I wish for chocolate buttons

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Breathing....

Granted but I've eaten them before they get to you.

 

I wish my stomach would behave itself? (I.e. It wasn't giving me random pains😡)

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted; it's stopped being painful, but now misbehaves by growling loudly in way that sound like swearing.

 

I wish I had more video games.

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Granted, you've been selected to open the batting for England versus Australia in the test series over winter. Their bowlers would be delighted to have you out for five ducks, and you can rest happy that you'll have done as well as anyone else they've selected 

 

I wish my tax return would finish itself and leave me in peace 

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Granted. May you Rest In Peace :twisted:

 

I wish I could master guitar playing. 

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Granted but now that is all your hands can do

 

I wish my hair completely straight and not frizzy

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Granted, but it is 82 feet long, making it a nightmare to wash.

 

I wish AVEN would always let me paste images from Google Images directly into the reply box.

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Granted. They're 4x6 pixels.

 

I wish TheAP would join us in Reykjavik :)

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bluedragonwings

Granted. But then there is a super volcano eruption and we all die.

 

I wish to see a volcano erupt. 

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Granted but your desperate attempt to upload a video of it onto YouTube fails and you become overwhelmed with frustration and other negative emotions that make it difficult for you to be able to concentrate at work the next day.

 

For mine I'll take a piece of vanilla cake.

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Granted; your cake is very sexy, but not into BDSM.

 

I wish for Halloween goodies!

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Granted, but they are only stale rockets, a toothbrush and the molasses kisses.

 

I wish for motivation!

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granted but it only there when you  dont have the materials to used it 

i wish i could disappear permanently and be no where else in existence 
 

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Granted; you no longer exist, you never have and never will... Who am I talking to?

 

I wish for decent employment in my area.

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Granted. You are now in possession of one thousand rubber ducks. Everyone believes you’re a hoarder and disowns you. 

 

I wish I were the best cook in the world!

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted; you are now the best chef in the world and have gained acclaim in renowned circles. The only problem is all the world's celebrity chefs now despise you and are plotting your murder between them.

 

I wish my brain was less foggy.

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Granted. There's a blizzard in your brain instead.

 

I wish the sun wasn't shining directly into my eyes.

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Granted but your eyelids have now been sealed shut with superglue, making it impossible for you to watch your favorite gluten-free raw foods vegan cooking tutorials on YouTube which means you won't be able to make the chickpea cookie dough recipe.

 

I wish my brother would do something with his life besides watch serial killer documentaries and talk nonstop about fascinating topics like why it is that The Olsen Twins look old.

 

 

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Granted. He has a talk show where he talks about serial killers and the Olsen Twins. And he forces you to watch it.

 

I wish it was Saturday already.

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Granted but the new issue of People magazine doesn't generally appear on the stands until at least Thurs. so hurrying up Sat. doesn't really do you any good.

 

I'll take sweet and sour chicken.

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Granted but the chicken will be literally sour

 

I'll take skittles 

 

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2 hours ago, podsnap said:

Granted but the new issue of People magazine doesn't generally appear on the stands until at least Thurs. so hurrying up Sat. doesn't really do you any good.

Why are you assigning me personas? :P 

 

Granted, but you try to eat too many at once and choke.

 

I wish my ears didn't feel plugged.

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51 minutes ago, TheAP said:

Why are you assigning me personas? :P 

 

 

I knew you'd try to pretend I was just making all that stuff up about you. <_<

 

Granted but now you have to hear all of the negative comments people are making about your beloved Care Bear collection and your favorite pastime of preserving uneaten MacDonald's items without using any chemicals and the harsh criticisms effect your self-esteem.

 

I wish I could do a headstand.

 

 

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Granted, but all that blood rushing to your head negatively affects your memory and capability to learn.

 

I wish I was more focused.

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darkwinterbird

Granted, but now it's like you see everything through the wrong end of a telescope.

 

I wish had better shoes.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted; now they are a new, improved version of your other shoes, which have spring loaded soles, which active whenever you sneeze.

 

I wish for fish!

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Granted. You are stalked by vicious piranhas.

 

I wish I had no responsibilities in real life.

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