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Granted. Your roommate makes you feel like you're recycling instead. Prepare to be picked up on Wednesday.

 

I wish I never misunderstood things.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted, now everyone misunderstands you, which turns out to be more frustrating!

 

I wish it could be Christmas everyday :P

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SuspiciousFish5

Granted but there is an economic crisis as people aren't working because it's Christmas, yet they still buy gifts.

 

I wish I will be accepted into the college of my dreams.

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bluedragonwings

Granted, but only the nightmare ones.

 

I wish that I did not overeat tonight at dinner.

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Granted, now you were so busy in the arcade you forgot about dinner entirely!

 

I wish I could decide on a bedframe

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Granted. But now your roommate now generates a lot of trash that he never cleans.

 

I wish i could mute people like a TV

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Granted, but now they can mute you and you can't tell them to bug off when they're gesticulating wildly in your face. 

 

I wish I could change the color of my hair with a snap of my fingers

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Granted, but now you are even more clumsy than Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

 

I wish my room was warmer...

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Granted. There is now a bonfire in it.

 

I wish I had a sense of style.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted, but the sense of style you got was via synesthesia, and now you can taste Chavs.

 

I wish for commercial space flights.

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SuspiciousFish5

Granted, but now sharpener sharpen pencils so well that they are consider dangerous weapons. As such a permit is needed to use them, that you don't have.

 

I wish people could sort out their priorities better 

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Granted, but some of the repercussions ended up creating a fractured society now at war.

 

I wish elemental benders were a thing

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Granted, but you can't use any bending powers and all the other benders use bending to oppress you.

 

I wish all of my projects and tests and assignments didn't all occur in the same week.

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Granted. The school is now on fire and people are blaming you for arson.

 

I wish Logic Pro X would stop having dream-shattering technical difficculties.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted; it works perfectly but you have lost all motivation.

 

I wish people weren't so nosy and presumptuous.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted, now you have to wake up late.

 

I wish for a peaceful evening.

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Granted: but they have a mind of there own and take you places you don't want to be.

 

I wish I was a nicer friend

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted; but you got me, and I tell really lame jokes.

 

I wish my bedroom was tidy.

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Granted but your toenail growth has doubled

 

 

I wish I could climb better

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Granted, but in order to do so your hands became extreamly sticky and stick to anythong at the lightest touch.

 

I wish I could stop being such a procrastinater...

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Granted but now everyone is annoyed at how you always have to do things immediately and leave no time for fun.

 

I wish I could walk properly and without my crutches...

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Granted but you cannot go up or down stairs.

 

I wish I didn't have so much school work 

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Granted. You now have terrible grades but the teachers don't assign work so they can't go up. You just sit there in boring class doing nothing.

 

I wish I could skip school to work on music.

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⚸ Hughesation ⚸

Granted, but you have lost all opportunities for an education, and now you've been entered into the World's Stupidest Person awards.

 

I wish the hurricane would pass by without much disruption.

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Granted but the next one will level every second tree and every third mailbox. 

 

I wish I had someone to do my laundry!

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