StormySky Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. The people around you are now asleep but they're all snoring really loud. I wish for more studio time Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, your studio time has been extended by 2 hours, but at the end if the session, a power cut will ensue, you will be shrouded in darkness and all your hard work will be eaten by a grue. I wish for a mobile app for Zork. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. It's very glitchy though so you decide to delete it I wish I was a wizard Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but you accidentally trap yourself in another dimension because you are not used to having magic. I wish I didn't start falling asleep when I start reading boring academic papers. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but the boredom turns you into a zombie. I wish my brother wouldn't yell. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. He doesn't have a mouth so now he has to eat with his nose. I wish I could be mature for 5 hours straight. Link to post Share on other sites
kaysir Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. After those 5 hours you regress to a 7-year-old state. Let's hope you'll grow out of it someday. I wish I had more blacklights and glowsticks. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 You do. The glow sticks are already spent and the blacklights are no longer sealed. I wish I had a sword. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but it's too heavy for you to pick up. I wish I didn't have to do schoolwork. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but you aren't allowed to do anything else either. I wish I was home and knew whether I want to do pronouns tomorrow or Wednesday... Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but the day you want to do it is the day you can't. I wish I had better fine motor skills. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but now you have mine. The 4 pt handwriting is pretty handy! I wish I had my glasses. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but they're broken. I wish I wasn't so lazy. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, you're just apathetic. I wish I could remember. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted. You can remember all the worst moments of your life, in vivid detail. I wish to be a good singer. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Whishes... to... be... a... good... signer.... Right! Here's 7 years of classes and experience! Have fun! (Don't let the dysgraphic jinn write down your wishes...) I wish to learn languages faster. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but you forget them after one day. I wish I wasn't so tired. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Here's enough stimulants to make you awake, but you'll be feverish and vibrating. I wish I were more tired. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but you have to run a marathon. I wish I was never itchy. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but you don't feel anything else either. I wish I could work on that keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but that keyboard is from soviet Russia, and now works on YOU. I wish my phone had a longer battery life. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted but now it shuts off when you hit 50% I wish I knew what is going on Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted. Now you know EVRYTHING and have no way to forget. I wish I had more data for my phone Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted. Now it has unlimited data. But the government confiscated it for "disclosed reasons". I wish we had orange marmalade Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Granted, but its past its use by date. I wish my brain would concentrate Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but you end up concentrating on too many things at once and overload your circuits. I wish I could travel the world for free whenever I wanted... Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted. But unfortunately the apocalypse has started and you don't really want to go anywhere except the underground bunker. I wish I were more athletic. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, but now you are unable to eat chocolate. I wish I was a little taller. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted. You are now a millimeter taller than before. I wish I could stop feeling things. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Granted, now you feel colours. I wish I could speak in another language... Link to post Share on other sites
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