Podsnap Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted but you become too tolerant and accepting and are no longer willing to speak out about the flea abuse epidemic that has been sweeping our nation for the past several decades and now the lives of millions of innocent fleas will continue to be put at-risk because you have suddenly decided to take a bite out of the apathy apple. I wish for MacDonald's fries. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. They're 21 years old and super soggy. I wish my roommate had offered to save me a pancake. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. Now you have to eat 70 pancakes. I wish I had a dog. Link to post Share on other sites
kaysir Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Lyrienne said: Granted. Now you are bothered by everything YOU do. I wish I had a dog. Granted. You had a dog once in the distant past and let me adopt it. It wears Halloween costumes every day of the year. I wish someone would bring me some doughnuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Granted. I dropped them. Sry I wish I knew how to fluently speak every language on earth. Link to post Share on other sites
Flowertheflower Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted, but your mind is so busy with keeping up with all the languages that you can't learn anything else. I wish I had a peridot necklace. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted, but now it is so valuble you keep it in a safetydeposit box and can never wear it. I wish the dishes cleaned themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted but I am weird and actually for some odd reason like washing dishes so now I'm not going to come to your house to wash them for you since your dishes have magically become self-cleaning and oh, well, because I was going to bring you a box of Dunkin' Donuts. I wish the movie I made my mother watch with me last night hadn't sucked so much. Link to post Share on other sites
Hinabi Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted but now she won't stop talking about the movie ever and use as many quotes from it as possible. I wish I wouldn't feel so bad about being a leech at partys XD Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted, now you feel bad about being a mosquito. I wish I could catch a ton of super rare pokemon at my apartment. Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted but you can't keep them because they won't get in the Pokéballs and Arceus teleports them all away. I wish I could grant my own wishes and they'd come true. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted but your relentless wishes for candy-covered chocolates cause you to just keep eating them until you pop and explode all over the place. I wish I had one of those robot maids like in The Jetsons. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted. But your robot has started the robotic revolution. I wish that I could think of more wishes. Link to post Share on other sites
kaysir Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Granted. You make more wishes by changing the number of things you wished for before. I wish my eyes didn't feel so heavy. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, however you find you can only see in black and blue for some reason... I wish for a functional left knee. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, the surgery to move your functional right knee to your left leg was a succss! You now have a functional left knee and a doorhinge for a right knee. I wish I could have a dog Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. Your dog has anger problems and hates your guts. I wish I'd stop having migraines. Link to post Share on other sites
kaysir Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. Your brain studies Russian, and thus the migraines have YOU. I wish I had more money for snacks. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted but now snacks are all you can eat. I wish I could fly. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but its at mach speeds, making you so loud you burst your eardrums, too fast to steer due to your reaction times and the rate at which your brain processes information, and the g-force causes some real problems too. I wish TV would have shows that don't insult my intelligence. Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. Now they insult everything else. I wish I understood social norms more. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but now you understand personal expression less. (The two actually seem to have an inverse relationship, so its probably more likely than you think) I wish I had Chop Sui for dinner... Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but now that's all you can have for dinner. I wish I could go to Japan today... Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. You're going to Luxemburg tomorrow though. I wish I had a billion Euros. Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but you accidentally donate it all to charity... I wish it was snowing already... Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but now there's a blizzard, and the news is predicting an ice age. I wish I had more hugs Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted. But they are from an ogre. I wish that I were smarter academically. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, you are now an absolute genius with an I.Q. of 210. But now you have trouble explaining your genius ideas, and everyone thinks you're a know-it-all. I wish for more ogres XD Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted but they're starving ogres who want to eat you. I wish for all the governments on earth to stop fighting and work on space exploration/mars missions Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but the Martians view it as espionage and decide to wage war on Earth. I wish for privacy. Link to post Share on other sites
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