StormySky Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted. You are now a Violet as in the flower. Enjoy photosynthesis! I wish I didn't have back problems. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted, your back has now been surgically removed and your head and shoulders are resting on your waist. You are now free of your back problems but are rendered incapable of being able to see over the steering wheel, making it difficult to drive. I wish the guy who keeps farting during yoga class would stop putting his mat down either directly in front of or behind me. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted. He doesn't have a mat now but still farts I wish for the powers of flying and invisibility. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted but flying isn't as much fun and you thought it would be because you get airsick and as for being invisible, people don't know you're there so you get stuck having to see them pick their noses. Flavor Burst Ice Cream Link to post Share on other sites
plasticapollos Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted. Thank you! It's quite yummy. Oh, you didn't want some, did you? I wish I could suffer through the cringe and successfully watch Game of Thrones Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted... you are now stuck in a chair watching game of thrones for all eternity. I wish for a pet hippogriff. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticapollos Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted. It hates you! I wish my laptop was charged!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted but life as a laptop-free person would have been so much more fulfilling and joyful and you would have experienced an overall richer and more rewarding existence in terms of inner-peace and personal satisfaction. I wish to live on a luxury cruise ship. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted. Here is your scrub brush, every toilet must be cleaned every 2 hours at minimum. I wish to own a luxury cruise ship. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, but the cruise ship strikes an iceberg and sinks, and is now a huge liability that puts you millions of dollars in debt. I wish people would stop eating food and chewing gum in my classes. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted but their oral fixations are important to them and so now during their time with you they feel unmotivated and aren't as much fun to be around. I wish for a bowl of vegan chicken noodle soup. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, it looks to be absolutely amazing, up until the wait staff accidentally spills beef cubes into it. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 I wish bluedragonwings had left me a wish to corrupt. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, but then it was deleted by magic fairies before you could see it. I wish I remember to finish posts before hitting send. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, but the posts are now incoherent alpha numeric nonsense that nobody can read, and everyone believes them to be this way due to your awful spelling XD I wish I was a more interesting person. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, but you will have thousands of fans stalking you all the time because you are just so interesting. I wish I didn't have to become an adult. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted but prolonging childhood indefinitely isn't fun without your beloved My Little Pony collection which seems to have mysteriously vanished. I wish for a live-in chef. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, the chef sucks at cooking I wish I had a genie. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticapollos Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted. You only got this one wish. I wish I wasn't sick! Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, you're physically healthy but you got everyone else sick. I wish for eternal youth. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticapollos Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted, but no one ever takes you seriously. :3 I wish I had taken some concealer to class today! Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted. It's neon blue concealer. I wish for free cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted but it is red velvet cake with buttercream frosting which means you have to fight your fellow corrupt-a-wish players off with poisonous darts. I wish I was a better swimmer. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Granted. You've been turned into a dolphin... but you're beached in your current location. I wish for free COOKIES Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted but every time you take a bite out of one you burst out loudly singing, "C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me Oh......... Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C". I wish my mother had invited me on the vacation she's taking with her friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Lifesaver Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted, but ALL of your baby photos will make an apperance. I wish for a box of chocolates. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted but you have to pass your box of chocolates to me thru your computer screen. I wish I didn't have driving anxiety. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted. Now you have walking anxiety. I wish for an extra day off. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted but you are forced to spend the day repetitively playing the Corrupt a Wish game and the frustration and bitter disappointment caused by having all of your wishes messed with causes you to have a mental breakdown. I wish for rainbow cupcakes. Link to post Share on other sites
⚸ Hughesation ⚸ Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Granted, but now you are colour blind, and cannot enjoy them any more than a regular cupcake. I wish the people who live with me and near me were quieter... Link to post Share on other sites
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