bluedragonwings Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 You do, you just can't get to it. I wish that sleep was easy. Link to post Share on other sites
Breathing.... Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 It is, now you have narcolepsy. i wish I was on holiday Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Granted, but you are booked in a hotel in a wartorn city that is experiencing a massive heat wave and sewer failure after natural disaster. I wish it was possible to literally bottle up anxiety and remove it. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Granted, but the landfills overflowing with bottles of anxiety that leach into our supply of drinking water. I wish I wasn't so indecisive. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Granted but the decision you've made to become a professional lint picker with a side career as a gourmet chef who's only cooking ingredient is air seems to have negative repercussions in that now everyone is so jealous of your success that are no longer willing to be friends with you. I wish I could take an amazingly good selfie like it always seems like everyone else can. I don't have to actually look good in real life. I just want a spectacular selfie. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Granted, you take the world's most perfect selfie, but you accidentally delete it before anyone can see. I wish my squish would be into me and go out with me. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Granted, but they turn out to be an axe murderer. I wish I could get better sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Granted but your new expensive waterbed springs a leak and since you have fallen into an almost coma-like sleep, you don't wake up until after you have become completely drenched. I'd like a piece of pink layer cake. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Granted. You have pink layer cake filled with clay. I wish I didn't get so anxious when I had a squish. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Granted, but instead you'd be anxious every time you don't have a squish. I wish I wasn't that lazy. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted but you have become too much of a workaholic and everyone else is intimidated by your superhuman abilities to get massive amounts of work done and no one wants to be friends with you anymore. I wish I could run a marathon without breaking a sweat. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted, but you get a sun stroke instead. I wish my back wouldn't hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted. You've got belly cramps now. I wish I weren't as tilted as I am right now. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted, but you'll be tilted again tomorrow. I wish my body wouldn't need that much sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted, but your life span is shortened by ten years due to lack of sleep. I wish for everyone in the world to be tolerant of different sexualities Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Granted, but they'd be even more racist and sexist instead. I wish I knew what to do with my life. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted but as it turns out, not knowing was more fun. You felt spiritually freer and had more time to focus on your My Little Pony collection which is your true favorite hobby. I wish for sweet potato pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
HufflepuffNerd Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted, but it doesn't turn out very well and you get terribly sick. I wish for world peace! Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted, but everyone is dying of a horrible illness. I wish I had read more of the book I need to read for English class this week. Link to post Share on other sites
R3dTr1ckz Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 43 minutes ago, TheAP said: I wish I had read more of the book I need to read for English class this week. Granted, but the book can never be replaced without it consuming others to feed it... Don't feed it, and you die.... You can imagine how that goes... I wish to know what I am. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted. You know that you are an inanimate ball of fluff at the bottom of someone's sock drawer. I wish I could think of more songs to listen to. Link to post Share on other sites
R3dTr1ckz Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, TheAP said: I wish I could think of more songs to listen to. Your wish is my command... But it comes at a terrible price... Each song you play must be played by the blood of one you love... I wish to know if I'm a Jinn or not... Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted but since I had to go google jinn, I'm now too exhausted at the moment to be able to confirm for you whether or not you are in fact one so you will have to wait until after I've taken a nap and had a cup of coffee to find out. I wish for an unlimited supply of sparkly fairy dust. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted but it will be EVERYWHERE and you'll never get rid of it I wish my cat loved me. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted but since my cat doesn't even like me, I'm going to give her to you so you're stuck with both of them. I wish my mom hadn't accidentally thrown out the paperback copy of The Outsiders I slept with under my pillow when I was 13. Link to post Share on other sites
R3dTr1ckz Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 5 hours ago, podsnap said: I wish my mom hadn't accidentally thrown out the paperback copy of The Outsiders I slept with under my pillow when I was 13. Granted my Master, but it comes at the price that you relive those memories day after day for all eternity. I wish for infinite cosmic power! Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted, but you have to charge up the power for it to be useful in any significant respect, which takes about 100 years of charging to move a glass of water. I wish my favorite band would release a new album and that it would be their best yet! Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Granted but unfortunately it costs more money than you can afford and you are forced to choose between not being able to buy the new album vs. having to sell your beloved dryer lint collection. I'll take a plate of cheese fries. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Granted. They're frozen any you don't have anything to cook them with. I wish my studio was in my house. Link to post Share on other sites
Podsnap Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Granted but now you are too content at home and you almost never go out with the end result being that you become agoraphobic which means no more Oreo cookies because no one wants to be an enabler by bringing them to you. I wish my name was Violet. Link to post Share on other sites
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