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SheWhoProtects

Granted, but now you no longer sleep. It cannot be scheduled since there is none.

 

I wish to become a cat.

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NordicNoir
4 minutes ago, SheWhoProtects said:

Granted, but now you no longer sleep. It cannot be scheduled since there is none.

 

I wish to become a cat.

Granted! You are now a cat, but inside you feel like you should have been born a dog. 

 

I would like a pet raven. 

 

 

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Granted! Can't have a messed up sleep schedule f you don't have a sleep schedule in the first place!

I wish I could make food appear out of thin air.

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Granted but it comes from somewhere and now somebody is hungry

 

I wish for a good book

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Granted! But only one, the rest will be mediocre. 

 

I still wish I had a pet raven. 

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Granted but it has to sit at the head of the table or it won’t eat.

 

 I wish I lived somewhere cold.

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granted, but frozen's elsa has a twin sister who cursed the land to be frozen in a hot summery state, and can only be broken by "true love's kiss".

 

i wish i could time travel.

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granted, but you're an old version of a computer, very laggy with no updates.

 

i wish i could have a burger

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Granted, but it's nothing but a patty in a bun.

 

I wish I could make everyone happy.

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Granted, billions of puppies and kittens suddenly appear and cause humanity to rejoice. Unfortunately, the added weight causes the earth to collapse into a black hole.

 

I wish it wasn't so humid.

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Granted but it will twice as humid on your days off

 

I wish my iPad had infinite storage 

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nineGardens

It now has infinite storage, but contains billions of episodes of mediocre Korean pop music, porn, and early morning preschool TV..... and has no describable filling system. File and folder names are regularly randomized.

Also,  2/3rds of the galaxy has been converted into silicon in order to achieve this feat.

 

 

I wish for perfect luck

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Granted, but now everything that happens to you affects negatively to everyone around you.

I wish to never get tired 

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DragonSpirit

Granted, but you  can no longer fall asleep or unconscious. Ever. You'll be bored to death at night if other people live in your house who need quiet and lights off. No more dreams. You quickly grow bored at life because you have effectively twice as much time on your hands. Everyone is annoyed at your constant energy. You are forbidden from playing sports because it's not even fair. And you must not drink caffeine. Ever. EVER. Bad things happen. Mwahaha.

 

I wish for a chair that's actually comfortable.

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FindingTheta

Granted, but you need to go to the bathroom to the point where you're cramping, and you're in a crowded airport with 15 hour delay times, so you will need to stand up for that duration if you get out of your chair.

 

I wish for a ring that will reflect any corruption placed on my wishes onto the corrupter by a magnitude of 5.

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Heckin Chonkosaurus

Granted. Now I have 5 of thos rings and can rip a hole in space-time - THANKS!

 

I wish I hadn't ripped a hole in space-time

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Granted. It's all repaired now. You're just stuck on the other side of space-time. 

 

I wish for infinite wisheeeeeessssss

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Lady Constellation

Granted. You have infinite wishes, but the only thing you can wish for are radish seeds. 

 

I wish that I didn't have cramps. 

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Granted but you have horrible splitting headaches instead.

 

I wish I had more love to give.

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But it always goes wrong 

 

I wish for a cure to cancer

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(Ok I’ll bite )

 

granted but it gets rid of the cancers from the colander too        ( but that means I’ll be gone too )

 

I wish I had self cleaning glasses 

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rainbowsprinklez 🐙💜🍬

But then they may become too intelligent and corrupt the Internet, then the world.

 

I wish I had a rainbow sprinkle cupcake 🧁 

 

 

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But a dog started eating it

 

I wish for new art supplies 

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Granted, but now all your other scores are 50 or below, bombing your overall average. 

 

I wish I had a kitty to cuddle. 

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Granted, but it absolutely loathes you, and scratches, screeches and hisses at you. You are often bitten... by human teeth. The cat has human teeth. Better get that bite looked at, human bites are known to be VERY infection prone. 
 

I wish my next wish would have no bad consequences at all

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Granted, but you don't actually get anything from your wish.

 

I wish I was bilingual.

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