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PurpleCat_With_WitchPowers

Granted, but you both are mute for the rest of your life.

I wish granted wishes are no more corrupted.

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verymelancholic

Only every other wish remain uncorrupted.

 

I wish I could be exceptionally proficient at piano and be a virtuoso.

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Granted, but you can only play the keyboard cat song.

 

I wish to already know every answer to every question I will ever be asked.

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PurpleCat_With_WitchPowers

Granted, but you know everything now including all the bad things and thoughts of other people who nobody wants to know.

I wish lemonade with bugs swimming inside for everyone.

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Granted, but since you said everyone, you have to drink some too, and your portion has more than everybody else's.

I wish I could speak, write, and think in every languages on Earth.

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Granted, but you confuse them all the time.

 

I wish I liked cooking.

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Granted! But you always somehow burn every recipe, even those where you don't have to heat anything.

I wish I was a skilled painter. Like, Bob Ross level of skill.

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AceMissBehaving

Granted! But all the trees are large and sad

 

I wish I didn’t get bored so easily 

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Granted! It is now exactly 0.046% harder for you to get bored!

I wish to never contract life-threatening diseases.

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Optical_Illusion

Granted! Now you only get one fever every month.

I wish I could play a piano

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German User

Granted, here's a piano! You are deaf though.

 

I wish the earth would explode.

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Granted! However, you are the only survivor, stuck on a small shard of land falling through space. 

 

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice. 

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AllTimeBubble

Granted but everyone around you prefers terrible singing

 

I wish I could turn invisible at will

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Green and Purple Dragon

Granted!  But now you become a scientific phenomenon and you’re locked away in a lab for studies.

 

I wish I could learn new skills easily

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German User

Granted. You get alzheimers though.

 

I wish I would forget everything.

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Granted! You forget everything. But only for a year, then everything comes back in excrutiating clarity and detail and keeps repeating on an endless loop inside your head. 

 

I wish I could write a bestseller. 

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Granted! You wrote a book so terrible that everybody buys it just to mock you.

I wish I had a stable Internet connection.

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Granted. Now the horses in the stable can Google the fastest routes.

 

I wish my household chores be done by the time I get home from work.

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Granted. Now when you get home from work everything inside has dissipated.

 

I wish i could own every Pokemon game and console that it requires. 

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Granted , but as soon as you do, a new console with all the previous games in a updated version comes out and makes all your consoles& games obsolete.

 

I wish I could teleport wherever I want to be in an instant

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Granted. but only you can teleport so no clothes, phone etc

 

I wish didn't every have to personally speak to people on a regular basis

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Granted, but now you always have a personal spokesperson accompany you wherever you go.

 

I wish we would get three day weekends

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Granted. A week is now 14 days long.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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Granted. But you are now a Genie and have to grant other people's wishes.

 

I wish I had the ability to speak every language fluently

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Green and Purple Dragon

Granted!  But now you get confused between all the languages you speak and never know which language you’re supposed to use at which time.

 

I wish I could speak to my dog.

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Granted.but now you spend most of your day barking at all the other dogs in the neighborhood for conversation.

 

I wish cake and ice cream were actually helping me lose weight

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Granted. But only the flavors you don’t like or like the least.

 

I wish tha I didn’t have to ride any fast amusement park rides ever again 

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Granted. Now all the rides are so slow, that it takes all day for one ride. Then you have to go home.

 

I wish I could adjust the weather to my liking

 

 

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Granted! Now, everyone will come to you and constantly harass you to change the weather to their liking.

I wish to always know exactly where my valuables and other important possessions are without having to constantly have them in my line of sight.

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Green and Purple Dragon

Granted, but now everyone else has that power and can steal your valuables very easily.

 

I wish I didn’t have a messed up sleep schedule 

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