PurpleCat_With_WitchPowers Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Granted, but you both are mute for the rest of your life. I wish granted wishes are no more corrupted. Link to post Share on other sites
verymelancholic Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Only every other wish remain uncorrupted. I wish I could be exceptionally proficient at piano and be a virtuoso. Link to post Share on other sites
sweater Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Granted, but you can only play the keyboard cat song. I wish to already know every answer to every question I will ever be asked. Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCat_With_WitchPowers Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Granted, but you know everything now including all the bad things and thoughts of other people who nobody wants to know. I wish lemonade with bugs swimming inside for everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Granted, but since you said everyone, you have to drink some too, and your portion has more than everybody else's. I wish I could speak, write, and think in every languages on Earth. Link to post Share on other sites
Elonat Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Granted, but you confuse them all the time. I wish I liked cooking. Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted! But you always somehow burn every recipe, even those where you don't have to heat anything. I wish I was a skilled painter. Like, Bob Ross level of skill. Link to post Share on other sites
AceMissBehaving Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted! But all the trees are large and sad I wish I didn’t get bored so easily Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted! It is now exactly 0.046% harder for you to get bored! I wish to never contract life-threatening diseases. Link to post Share on other sites
Optical_Illusion Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted! Now you only get one fever every month. I wish I could play a piano Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted, here's a piano! You are deaf though. I wish the earth would explode. Link to post Share on other sites
NordicNoir Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Granted! However, you are the only survivor, stuck on a small shard of land falling through space. I wish I had a beautiful singing voice. Link to post Share on other sites
AllTimeBubble Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Granted but everyone around you prefers terrible singing I wish I could turn invisible at will Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Purple Dragon Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Granted! But now you become a scientific phenomenon and you’re locked away in a lab for studies. I wish I could learn new skills easily Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Granted. You get alzheimers though. I wish I would forget everything. Link to post Share on other sites
NordicNoir Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Granted! You forget everything. But only for a year, then everything comes back in excrutiating clarity and detail and keeps repeating on an endless loop inside your head. I wish I could write a bestseller. Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Granted! You wrote a book so terrible that everybody buys it just to mock you. I wish I had a stable Internet connection. Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Granted. Now the horses in the stable can Google the fastest routes. I wish my household chores be done by the time I get home from work. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Granted. Now when you get home from work everything inside has dissipated. I wish i could own every Pokemon game and console that it requires. Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Granted , but as soon as you do, a new console with all the previous games in a updated version comes out and makes all your consoles& games obsolete. I wish I could teleport wherever I want to be in an instant Link to post Share on other sites
Aceon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Granted. but only you can teleport so no clothes, phone etc I wish didn't every have to personally speak to people on a regular basis Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted, but now you always have a personal spokesperson accompany you wherever you go. I wish we would get three day weekends Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted. A week is now 14 days long. I wish I could think of something to wish for. Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted. But you are now a Genie and have to grant other people's wishes. I wish I had the ability to speak every language fluently Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Purple Dragon Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted! But now you get confused between all the languages you speak and never know which language you’re supposed to use at which time. I wish I could speak to my dog. Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted.but now you spend most of your day barking at all the other dogs in the neighborhood for conversation. I wish cake and ice cream were actually helping me lose weight Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted. But only the flavors you don’t like or like the least. I wish tha I didn’t have to ride any fast amusement park rides ever again Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted. Now all the rides are so slow, that it takes all day for one ride. Then you have to go home. I wish I could adjust the weather to my liking Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Granted! Now, everyone will come to you and constantly harass you to change the weather to their liking. I wish to always know exactly where my valuables and other important possessions are without having to constantly have them in my line of sight. Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Purple Dragon Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Granted, but now everyone else has that power and can steal your valuables very easily. I wish I didn’t have a messed up sleep schedule Link to post Share on other sites
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