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granted but they don't ever stop coming so you are constantly surrounded by them

 

I wish i could stop time to do things

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Granted, but you can never start time back up again. The moment is frozen forever. 

 

I wish I could read faster.

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Granted but now your books are glued to your hands until you finish them.

 

 

I wish I had a car...

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firewallflower

Granted, but the engine won't run.

 

I wish for food, shelter, health care, and education to be free and accessible for all.

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Granted, but you now have to pay £100 a day for air to breathe 

 

I wish I could remember all of my website passwords 

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firewallflower

Granted, but everyone else knows them too.

 

I wish dishes would clean themselves.

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Granted. All your dishes have grown tongues with which to clean themselves.

 

 

I wish my groceries could be delivered...

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bluedragonwings

Granted, but they will always come 3 months after they go out for delivery.

 

I wish there was a way to prevent people from speaking hateful/hurtful things.

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firewallflower

Granted. No one can speak, period. People can write as hatefully as they wish, however.

 

I wish for a cure to cancer...

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Granted unfortunately it turns your hair to grass 

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bluedragonwings

Granted. @Skycaptain gets what he wished for... nothing. 

 

I wish  I no longer needed a job. 

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Custard Cream

Granted.  Now you need two jobs.

 

i wish I could speak french.

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Granted, however France closes its borders.

I wish for a dragon polymorph potion

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Granted, but the potion evaporates before you can use it.

 

I wish I had a time turner

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RoseGoesToYale

Granted, but you can only move forward or backward in time by one minute.

 

I wish I could take a sauna right now.

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You get to enjoy your sauna... for no more than nine seconds.

 

I wish I could run like a cheetah.

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You can run like a cheetah……but you can never stop running!

 

I wish I could wear my contacts all day instead of my glasses.

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Lady Constellation

Granted, but you're never going to get them out. YOur eyes will become infected, and youĺl die an untimely death. 

 

I wish that I never get sick again. 

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Granted. A meteor crashes to earth, squashing you beneath it before you ever have the chance to catch or develop any more illnesses. 

 

I wish for the ability to bring fictional things into reality on demand. 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

 

I wish everything in the house was restored to perfect condition.

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Granted but a heritage organisation will keep it as a museum 

 

I wish it was less humid 

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Phantasmal Fingers

Granted! But only because you've been manacled to a dehumidifier.

 

I wish Donald Trump was President of North Korea.

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Lady Constellation

Granted, but Kim Jong Un is now the president of USA. 

 

I wish that I don’t need to sleep

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Granted. You now only own one pair of socks, and they're always on your feet, so that you can always find them. They match.

 

I wish I could avoid needing haircuts (without going bald).

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Since we miss a new wish: I wish I could go to Disneyland. For free, of course.

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Skycaptain

Granted, but you never get on a ride because all the kidlets mistake you for someone famous and want their photo taken with you 

 

I wish our council would sort these traffic lights out 

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German User

Granted. The council will take a break from all other activities and discuss the traffic light issue in depth for nine months and will come to a conclusion that is beneficial to everyone.

 

I wish my neighbor would stop talking about the Dao.

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