danisanerd Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 granted but they don't ever stop coming so you are constantly surrounded by them I wish i could stop time to do things Link to post Share on other sites
SireninSpace Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Granted, but you can never start time back up again. The moment is frozen forever. I wish I could read faster. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted but now your books are glued to your hands until you finish them. I wish I had a car... Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, but the engine won't run. I wish for food, shelter, health care, and education to be free and accessible for all. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, but you now have to pay £100 a day for air to breathe I wish I could remember all of my website passwords Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, but everyone else knows them too. I wish dishes would clean themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. All your dishes have grown tongues with which to clean themselves. I wish my groceries could be delivered... Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but they will always come 3 months after they go out for delivery. I wish there was a way to prevent people from speaking hateful/hurtful things. Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. No one can speak, period. People can write as hatefully as they wish, however. I wish for a cure to cancer... Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted unfortunately it turns your hair to grass Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Granted. @Skycaptain gets what he wished for... nothing. I wish I no longer needed a job. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Granted. Now you need two jobs. i wish I could speak french. Link to post Share on other sites
Augie279 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Granted, however France closes its borders. I wish for a dragon polymorph potion Link to post Share on other sites
Rowan Gail Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Granted, but the potion evaporates before you can use it. I wish I had a time turner Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Granted, but you can only move forward or backward in time by one minute. I wish I could take a sauna right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Yui-Drakon Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 You get to enjoy your sauna... for no more than nine seconds. I wish I could run like a cheetah. Link to post Share on other sites
DuskFire Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 You can run like a cheetah……but you can never stop running! I wish I could wear my contacts all day instead of my glasses. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Granted, but you're never going to get them out. YOur eyes will become infected, and youĺl die an untimely death. I wish that I never get sick again. Link to post Share on other sites
sidx Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Granted. A meteor crashes to earth, squashing you beneath it before you ever have the chance to catch or develop any more illnesses. I wish for the ability to bring fictional things into reality on demand. Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Granted, but you're to wear a cape and be a hero on demand. Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted, but you didn't wish for anything. I wish everything in the house was restored to perfect condition. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted but a heritage organisation will keep it as a museum I wish it was less humid Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted! But only because you've been manacled to a dehumidifier. I wish Donald Trump was President of North Korea. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Constellation Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, but Kim Jong Un is now the president of USA. I wish that I don’t need to sleep Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Granted, but now anyone you talk to will instantly fall asleep. I wish I could find a matching pair of socks. Link to post Share on other sites
matt_lock Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Granted. You now only own one pair of socks, and they're always on your feet, so that you can always find them. They match. I wish I could avoid needing haircuts (without going bald). Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Granted, your hair will be replaced with threads of tungsten. Link to post Share on other sites
Rekkuza Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Since we miss a new wish: I wish I could go to Disneyland. For free, of course. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Granted, but you never get on a ride because all the kidlets mistake you for someone famous and want their photo taken with you I wish our council would sort these traffic lights out Link to post Share on other sites
German User Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Granted. The council will take a break from all other activities and discuss the traffic light issue in depth for nine months and will come to a conclusion that is beneficial to everyone. I wish my neighbor would stop talking about the Dao. Link to post Share on other sites
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