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My roommate and her girlfriend want to show off their sexy Halloween costumes to whoever is nearby, and get pissed off when you don't take interest.

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(Granted, they were more jokingly angry and pouty than honestly upset)

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Having your roommate sit you down to talk about your "clingy boyfriend problem," when you a) weren't aware that you had a boyfriend, b) weren't aware of exactly how clingy it had gotten.

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lost_oneironaut

When your friends start talking about "sexy hot" celebrities and how much they want to "tap that" - and you're just sitting there like... :cake:

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Parents think that I'm going to have sex when I go to college and don't believe me when I say that I won't because "Things Happen" WTF? #Asexual Problems

This guy keeps hitting on me and thinks I'm hot. Sure, he's not aesthetically attractive, but he has the type of personality I like in a guy. Of course, he's not the "relationship type of guy." #Asexual Problems

Friend wonders what's the point of dating if you're asexual. #Asexual Problems.

Friend forces you to watch porn because you haven't before. #Asexual Problems.

Think that a popular song isn't as interesting as everyone else because it's all about sex. #Asexual Problems.

Having a libido, being sex repulsed, and masturbating just doesn't cut it. #Asexual Problems #Sex Repulsed Problems

Completely not getting when two people want alone time to have sex or being a cock block because you miss one person hitting on another and tug one of them away for important life things. #Asexual Problems

Parents accept you are asexual only because they don't want you having sex. #Asexual Problems

Being told that you will grow out of it despite the fact that you're well passed that age. #WTF People? #Asexual Problems.

Wanting to be "normal" and "like the average person" #Asexual Problems #Why does the media make cisgender heterosexual the stereotypical norm?

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Spider Milkshake

Being witty and informed enough about all manner of squicky, dirty sex acts to make horridly funny jokes about them... and realizing that I'm one of the few people in the room full of horny college students who knows what these squicky, dirty sex acts are... And then later revealing that not only are you asexual, you're a virgin... #Dirty-mindedAsexualProblems

:cake: 8) :cake:

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Going through well over two decades since puberty trying to find a label that does a half-ways decent job describing you. #AsexualProblems

Offering a friend a tossed salad and seeing a stupid grin appear on her face .... Of course, I meant a literal tossed salad, how was I to know they turned something so innocent into sexual innuendo ?

I don't get it. #Asexual problems
I made the mistake to google it. You probably don't want to know. #SchmuckBait

Now I want to google it more!

You think you want to now, but give it .0005 of a second after you do... ;)

I'm just sitting back enjoying myself watching all of your reactions to what it means. :lol: It's like I'm the only person who doesn't get it but doesn't feel the urge to google it.

Then I realized that the quotes above were from a month ago. #didn't read

Contribution:

Friend - *shows me every picture ever taken of a celebrity they like* He;s so hot! Hey, look at the screen; you're not even looking. See? isn't he hot???

Me - *lies to shut her up* Yeah, whatever. *thinks* And the big deal is...

#asexualproblems #this could be funnier...

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Finally, a place where I'm not the only one staring at the world with cross-eyes and wondering what is all this insanity?

Seriously? Twerking - so insane to watch - and I thought I was weird....

Or gals flashing boobs on video, guys who send me dick picks after talking to them online for all of five minutes, or just as bad bombarding me with lil roses all the time, wondering all the time what it is I'm expected to say at this point.....

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When people hear that you don't want sex and suggest that your friend rapes you to 'fix you'.

I like him. BUT I DON'T WANT HIM INSIDE ME!!!

#ThisIsTooGross #AsexualProblems

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When people hear that you don't want sex and suggest that your friend rapes you to 'fix you'.

I like him. BUT I DON'T WANT HIM INSIDE ME!!!

#ThisIsTooGross #AsexualProblems

That's awful.

Being the "nostalgia girl;" all my guy friends say "I wasted so much time dating that one girl, (or those many girls) why didn't I get with you instead?"

#Because I'm not interested #Asexual problems #Level-headed-ace friend problems

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When people think you're a lesbian because you're not into guys... and they say "come out of the closet already" and you say "fine, I'm asexual." And they're like o_0

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Worrying about whether or not you're gonna scare off the probably-not-asexual guy you want to go on a date with after you tell him... and also whether or not you're going to tell him at all... #RomanticAsexualProblems

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Female therapist: "How do you know you're asexual if you've never tried sex?"

Uhh..same reason you know you're not a lesbian without having sex with another woman. #Asexual Problems

Actually, my closest friends really aren't surprised that I'm asexual because they've known me for so long. I mentioned it in passing to one of my closer friends and she didn't point it out. Not really a problem; it's more of a relief actually.

Occasionally forcing yourself to masturbate to double check that you have no libido. #Asexual Problems

The back story to this is that I used to do it a lot before I knew what I was actually doing. When I found out, the desire to do it plummeted. It was never satisfying anyways. I always feel embarrassed for doing it afterwards because I feel so silly (nothing related to religion or morals).

Your gay friend asking you if you think he looks "sexy" and giving him a much more objective answer #Asexual Problems

Oh, and he ask for relationship advice, and I respond with "I am not the person you're looking for."

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Your male friends relying on you for a disinterested female opinion on their love lives... and your female friends relying on you to explain to them how guys think.

#Asexual Problems

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Everyone thinks my best friend and I are in a lesbian relationship when really we just have a lot of queerplatonic love.

#StopSexualizing #AsexualProblems

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A good part of an extended friend group thinks that my roommate and I have been concealing a relationship for a while. This became a big fuss when he and I carpooled to a friends birthday. Because...we'd take separate cars when we're going to the same place if we weren't? Or opposite-gendered friends can't live together without something else going on?

#StopSexualizing #AsexualProblems

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Finally knowing why past relationships seemed very one-sided. #AsexualProblems

Not knowing how to tell a dear friend about your orientation because of his religion... #AsexualProblems

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Your mother flips out over never-having-kids jokes (when she found the same jokes hilarious before you came out as ace). #AsexualProblems

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This is a very good topic!

I now officially have a boyfriend and we kiss on a regular basis, but i don't feel anything

i'm just trying to distract my self with thoughts like "thats a nice lamp" or "i have to do that tomorow"

i'm just so terrified of going to bed with someone what if im disguisted by a guy i really like

#Asexual problem

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Everyone thinks my best friend and I are in a lesbian relationship when really we just have a lot of queerplatonic love.

#StopSexualizing #AsexualProblems

This right here. Absolutely me and my best friend.

Assuring your best friend of pretty much forever that your relationship with your other best friend is completely platonic and not being sure she believes you. #AsexualProblems

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Getting hit on or touched at work. #AsexualProblems

Also, telling your mother that you're interested in getting a book about introverts and getting "Oh, you're trying to find out what's wrong with you?" as a reaction. #MightBeMoreAnIntrovertProblem

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Someone forcing a lap dance on you and you're trying to both kick them off you and crawl away, but others in the room are a) laughing, b)keeping you there, or c)not paying attention. #AsexualProblems, or just #Problems. I mean, Halloween was fun. It just went downhill when the one guy who had no tolerance for that stuff left. I don't either, but I'm not strong enough to throw an effective punch or anything.

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Faith Formation

When your two best friends are dating, you're always the third wheel and feeling rejected because you don't understand they want alone time. #AsexualProblems

Being told you're stupid, naive, immature or trying to start a fight because you are genuinely curious as to why someone would want to have a sexual relationship. #AsexualProblems

Male friend: "Hey, want to date me? I will be your best friend forever and we'll have lots of fun together!"

Us: "Okay, sure, we like you."

A Week Later

Male friend: "Hey, let's have sex." *Sticks hand down our shirt.*

Us: "Back off! We never said we would do that!"

Male friend: "Yes you did, you said you like me!"

Us: "We meant we only like you as a friend.. which should be obvious.."

Male friend: "Well why not have sex with me?"

Us: "We're asexual."

Male friend: "Yeah right, you just hate me! If we can't sex, we can't be friends!"

Us: *Loses previous good friend.*

#AsexualProblems

Sadly all of those are the abridged versions of situations that actually happened to us...

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Your new doctor thinking you want to become a nun someday even though you're not religious... #AsexualProblems

Seriously, that happened to me today. XD

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Friend: "What? You want to meet an asexual in real life? What for?"

Me: "Um... To talk about asexual things... Like you talk about straight things to just about everybody you meet?"

Friend: "What? I don't do that! But did I tell you about this guy I met at the weekend? Oh my god. So hot."

Me: *rolls eyes*

#DoubleStandards #AsexualProblems

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