ejjury Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Demetrio Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "No, you're just not having sex with the right people" 20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miauw Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poetker Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... Because, having a Boyfriend/Girlfriend would be the only reason anyone would try to better themselves by loosing some excess weight. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miauw Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... Because, having a Boyfriend/Girlfriend would be the only reason anyone would try to better themselves by loosing some excess weight. Ah... Um, this never even occurred to me, obviously. Thanks for answering! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aurora_Love Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 knowing more about sex and sexuality then my sexual friends. *not so much a problem as a fact* 37 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ithaca Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... Because, having a Boyfriend/Girlfriend would be the only reason anyone would try to better themselves by loosing some excess weight. It may also be because many people see sex as physical exercise, and that can lead to lose weight. So if you get a partner, and you have regular sex (because EVERYONE OBVIOUSLY has sex ALL THE FREAKING TIME when they get a partner <_< ) then you would have lost weight. I guess. Don't know. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
die_nachbarn Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Watching anime and seeing unexpected boob bounces and ecchi. #AsexualProblems Also, Watching Elfen Lied and preferring the gore over the nudity. #AsexualProblems I started to watch Elfen Lied because of gore and music and loved it because of the story (the Manga is still much better imho) Finding that the worst thing about university life is not the hordes of drunk people invading your flat, as you had expected, as having no one you know well enough to cuddle with beats it back to a close second. I'm not even joking; I never realised it was possible to crave cuddles before this point. #AsexualProblems Because that one is SO asexual. There are plenty of parties I could go to if I wanted to have sex. But a simple hug? I miss my friend :( She understood... Unfortunately she is also at the other side of the country, so. this. knowing more about sex and sexuality then my sexual friends. *not so much a problem as a fact* me too, probably because I'm more interested in the mechanisms than in the actual act. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfWhatever Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 When everyone still thinks "get f**ked" and "go f**k yourself" will be serious insults to me...... and getting tired of laughing at people who say this :D #asexualproblems 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
How-Ood Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 "You're lying, everyone likes someone" #asexualproblems 27 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ejjury Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... Because, having a Boyfriend/Girlfriend would be the only reason anyone would try to better themselves by loosing some excess weight. It may also be because many people see sex as physical exercise, and that can lead to lose weight. So if you get a partner, and you have regular sex (because EVERYONE OBVIOUSLY has sex ALL THE FREAKING TIME when they get a partner <_< ) then you would have lost weight. I guess. Don't know. That is what I always inferred from the way they said it (along with comments about my legs starting to look really nice - which I know is a definite innuendo). 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Puppet Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Most of everything I've heard about my nonexistant relationships has already been covered. But there is one thing I'd like to share. I told a very close friend that I found intelligence incredibly attractive. Because honestly, without a great conversation I become disinterested in potential partners fast. And in reply of my little fun-fact, she called me a prude. 0.0 Apparently intelligence is OK but not required for some people. >.> Go figure. Woah...this just decided to pop in my head. :P When random people come up to you at work and ask you for your number. ...ummm...no? Though I suppose that could be any-sexual orientation problem. haha 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheJaneWay Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 comments about my legs starting to look really nice - which I know is a definite innuendo). It is? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryony Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Your boss tries to set you up with guys (and girls) at work in front of you because "you need a boy/girlfriend" #AsexualProblems 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Cakemeister Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Having other people look at you funny when you think 13-6 is a bit young for sex. #AsexualProblems 27 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
No Fate Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Putting on a dumb grin and nodding when other people talk about relationships. #IncelProblems 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tea.EarlGrey.Hot Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 People staring at you whenever a sex joke is made -- 'did that make you uncomfortable? ?? ???? ??' #aceproblems gurl if my soul was hurt every time i heard someone make a dick joke I'd be a human husk. 33 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~ LJ Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 "You hugged me?! Time for me to gently guide your mouth to my zipper." #asexualproblems "Now we need to find you a boyfriend!" "Okay. No sex." "Everyone has sex." #asexualproblems <_< 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Zash Posted September 29, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2013 Ok, not sure if this is solely an asexual problem or just a LGBT problem. A bit of both, I guess. I am an ace guy. I live with a female lesbian roommate. The nosy neighbour spots my roommate's girlfriend leaving the condo, and tells her I am cheating. Cue gales of laughter from her 68 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Not knowing what to do with your internet browser when AVEN has caught the SQL bug yet again. #AsexualProblems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barrelracer Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Simply telling your friend "asexuality is when someone isn't sexually attracted to people" and her response is, "isn't that selfish?"#asexualityproblems 28 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FlamesofFire Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I am sitting here just liking every post....#Icanrelate #AsexualProblems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Having everyone ask if your recent weight loss is due to "getting a boyfriend" #asexualproblems I guess I am having an asexual moment, but what is the logic behind that question? I was asked that once and just gave a dumb look as a response... Because, having a Boyfriend/Girlfriend would be the only reason anyone would try to better themselves by loosing some excess weight. Ah... Um, this never even occurred to me, obviously. Thanks for answering! It took me a moment or two to work it out myself! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Feeling sad when your favourite supposedly asexual character is outed as some other sexual orientation by their creator. #AsexualProblems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackDragon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 People continuously asking you if you have a crush on someone, or if you have a gf/bf, and anything along those lines. 33 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheJaneWay Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Not knowing what to do with your internet browser when AVEN has caught the SQL bug yet again. #AsexualProblems This. Is basically my life. AVEN is down :( I want to go on AVEN -_- Maybe if I refresh the page... Nope What am I supposed to do now? I know! I'll write angst-y fan fiction until I can get back on AVEN :twisted: I'll check AVEN; maybe it'll be back up now. After all I waited 10 seconds... <_< AVEN is down :( for everone, because AVEN is back and my mood has been restored! I am TOO addicted to this site... :redface: 23 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneaky Snek 🐍 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 That awkward moment when you read A&P, and didn't recognize the imagery as sexual until the end of the story... #asexual problems http://www.tiger-town.com/whatnot/updike/ Above is a link to the story, if you care to read it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SeriousCyclist Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Me: "I'm asexual. I'm not sexually attracted to anyone." Heterosexual friend who sleeps with his girlfriend on a nightly basis: "I used to be like that. This gay guy would come to my place of work and buy stuff every week just so he could flirt with me, no matter how many times I told him no." #AsexualProblems 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheJaneWay Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Me: "I'm asexual. I'm not sexually attracted to anyone." Heterosexual friend who sleeps with his girlfriend on a nightly basis: "I used to be like that. This gay guy would come to my place of work and buy stuff every week just so he could flirt with me, no matter how many times I told him no." #AsexualProblems W-what? Am I having an ace moment, or does his response not make any sense at all?? 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
qwair Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Me: "I'm asexual. I'm not sexually attracted to anyone." Heterosexual friend who sleeps with his girlfriend on a nightly basis: "I used to be like that. This gay guy would come to my place of work and buy stuff every week just so he could flirt with me, no matter how many times I told him no." #AsexualProblems W-what? Am I having an ace moment, or does his response not make any sense at all?? He's telling about a time of his life where he didn't find anyone attractive. He looked around and literally couldn't find (as in locate) an attractive person anywhere around. It's just a misunderstanding of the word 'find', really, but it's still facepalmable. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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