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Vicky Angel

Sued for making beaver-barrows instead of wheelbarrows 

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Sued for screaming along to Justin Beaver songs on the radio

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Vicky Angel

Sued for sending Justin Beaver in place of Justin Trudeau to parliament 

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Vicky Angel

Sued for crediting someone else's work to me 

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Sued for releasing a plague of bookworms into the library 

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Vicky Angel

Sued for being a bookworm that eats books 

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Sued for being a mezcal worm that drinks tequila.

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Sued for putting Epsom Salts on the rim of the tequila glass 

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Sued for creating the thought of a rather unpleasant taste in my mind...

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Masati Vornar

Sued for having yourself being influenced by a thought instead of conquering it

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Vicky Angel

Sued for confessing your conquests to the conquering conch shell 

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Sued for reminding me of Wagner operas. ("Garstig glatter glitschriger Glimmer, schon gleit ich aus.")

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Sued for making a melange of RingKampf and Mein Kampf :P:P

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Vicky Angel

Sued for mange-ring melodious melons, mixed with magnificant mushrooms, and magic mangoes 

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Sued for using a desk fan to slice a cucumber 

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Vicky Angel

Sued for peeling mantlepieces into tiny strips 

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Sued for making me carry it upstairs :(

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Vicky Angel

Sued for thinking womanpower isn't power enough 

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Sued for getting carried away

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Sued for carrying away all the cake 

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