Glyn Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Sued for making me think of a sexual innuendo out of that involving small pricks... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for pointing out sexual innuendo without giving your comment a PG rating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for not adding a non-cake warning around the giraffes 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for modelling the cake table on a giraffe, now nobody can reach it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for not providing a ladder 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for standing the table on its side so it resembles a giraffe. It's meant to be laying down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for even thinking a lying table could ever resemble a giraffe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for lying to the table about it being a giraffe. Also... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for not realizing that "giraffe" is high praise in tablese. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for not teaching us basic Tablese. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for telling me that Tablese was a vacation spot in the south of Spain! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Dryad Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Sued for not inviting us to vacation with you in Tablese. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Sued for not telling us how to pronounce Tableses where you vacation. Is it Table-ese or is it Tah-blese? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Vicky Angel said: Sued for not telling us how to pronounce Tableses where you vacation. Is it Table-ese or is it Tah-blese? Sued for telling me that Tah-blese was a cheap knock-off of Febreze! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Sued for breaking conditions in the fabric of tablese etiquette Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Sued for not explaining what those are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for not reading and trying to figure out the instructions first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for wanting me to put up that grille. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NerotheReaper Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for eating my doughnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for licking the icing off my doughnut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for icing your doughnut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sued for not giving the iced doughnut a proper burial 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for taking my iced doughnut, and stuffing it with dirt not jam 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for not having a secret stock of iced doughnuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for encouraging the consumption of a food doctors consider unhealthy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for encouraging consumption of food (like sprouts) which everyone else in the room regards as unhealthy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sod that, you're sued 'cos whatever came out of your butt because of those sprouts was unhealthy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for being obsessed with bodily functions. You seriously need a hobby 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for not knowing that Glyn is very passionate about growing beans. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Sued for not realizing that Glyn doesn't need to grow beans, he's already full of them. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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