Skycaptain Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Sued for being shocking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lunala Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sued because I'm bored and have nothing better to do >:D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sued for not having anything worse to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sued for implying that this is the worst thread on AVEN. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for trying to class up the joint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for trying to make joint-smoking classy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for thinking it's hip to be joint-smoking at an elbow-bending knees-up Sometimes you have to knuckle down to think of these puns, but if you want to shoulder the burden of wristsponsibility for them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for such a vulgar display of language abuse. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for trying to be a f***ing censor! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Not sued (or maybe sued?!?) for being a censor who's not into f**king! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for experiencing censor-al attraction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sued for not having a consence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Sued for burning cannabis scented incense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Sued for being incensed by incense Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Sued for not having a licence to be incensed by incense! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Sued for showing your license to kill to a bunch of ah... I better not.😀 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Sued for killing time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Sued for putting sand in me timepiece and calling it an hourglass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Sued for suing on the hour, every hour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Sued for secretly being called Sue! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Sued for Johnny Cash references 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Sued for not handing over your cash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Sued for waving a pistol around Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Sued for waving an axe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Sued for not waving your hand when I waved at you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Sued for giving everyone the bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I didn't give anyone the bird - I sold every frozen chicken at very competitive prices! Sued for making false allegations about the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Sued for using a trebuchet as a home delivery system Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Sued for not using a trebuchet to increase the range of the intercontinental ballistic turnips, AVENLand's last defence against utterly evil people (and Sky Captain)!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AllTimeBubble Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Sued for not using a missile, the clearly better option for attack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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