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Sexuals: is sex better than cake?

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If sex isn't better than cake, then you're doing it wrong. of course that only applies to sexuals.

To answer the question directly though:

Is there really such a big deal? YES

When would a sexual choose cake over sex? almost never, but it's never happened to me

Bad sex is better than most food, but not all food. cake included.

Good sex is better than ANY food, cake or otherwise.

Sex can be better if food is involved (no need for TMI, but you can ask if needed)

Cake tastes the same, even when eaten alone. But it is nice to eat with someone you love

Sex is not the same when you are alone. Sex with a partner is sooo much more exciting. Sex with someone you love is fantastic

I would choose sex over cake EVERY day of the year!

There isn't anything I'd rather be doing than having sex (with a partner). Not all the time of course, but it is No1 on my list.

BTW, it's interesting that even as the question was aimed at sexuals, asexuals have replied too. Just making an observation (nothing negative implied)

If sex isn't better than cake, then you're doing it wrong. OF COURSE that only applies to sexuals.

To answer the question directly though: Is there really such a big deal? YES

When would a sexual choose cake over sex? NEVER but only with my married partner Bad sex is better than ANY food, Good sex even not so good is better than ANY food, cake or otherwise, but only when it is freely given by my partner. Sex can sometimes be better if food is involved (no need for TMI, but you can ask if needed) Sex can be done alone but is so much better when shared with someone you love and loves you in return. Sex is not the same when you are alone. Sex with a partner is sooo much more exciting. Sex with someone you love and loves you back is fantastic there is nothing on earth to compare it to. I would choose sex over cake EVERY day of the year! There isn't anything I'd rather be doing than having sex (with a willing partner). Not all the time of course, but it is No1 on my list. IT Has been since I first experienced it with my husband since we were virgins when we married and always will be. Even if I am unable to have any more it will always remain top on my list of pleasures.

Cake is sometimes better ...

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one

Old people can eat cake still, and have a second piece if they want to

You can buy cake from many different shops, rather than having to bake it at home

You can decide to have chocolate or vanilla whenever you want

You can eat cake in front of your parents

You can give cake to your dog, and friends don't think that's weird/wrong

You can bake a cake for a friend, and your partner doesn't get jealous

I could go on :)

Cake is sometimes better ... Even if you ask my Gray A husband for the answer to this one he would say if I didnt answer NEVER I would be sick.

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one. You can have a second round of sex with just a bit of recovery time for the male. While continuing to enjoy stroking, cuddles and other forms while waiting.

Old people can eat cake still, and have a second piece if they want to Older Sexuals can still have sex and seconds, it just may be in a different form

SUNDAY MORNING SEX

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her

grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart

attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex

would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced

age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would

start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing

too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck

hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today

You can buy cake from many different shops, rather than having to bake it at home You can save your money sex with a life partner doesnt cost a thing, and you dont have to wait for it to bake.

You can decide to have chocolate or vanilla whenever you want. Sex comes in many flavors it just depends on the persons participation level. The flavor of a kiss changes depending on the arousal level of your partner. If you have never noticed the difference watch for it, just as other areas change taste according to arousal levels. I am, only speaking from the Sexuals point of view I know there are asexuals that cannot and I am not trying to talk any one in to doing anything they are not comfortable doing.

You can eat cake in front of your parents you. You got me there Sex is not enjoyable with any kind of an audience at least not for this one. However, with just an implied look and a special wink of the eye previous sexual innuendoes can be exchanged no matter where you are.

You can give cake to your dog, and friends don't think that's weird/wrong. As perverted, as it sounds you can but NOT this GAL either.

You can bake a cake for a friend, and your partner doesn't get jealous. You get that one too but you can hug a friend or even kiss them (different kind of kiss) right in front of husband and he not be jealous when he truly knows his partner.

I could go on So could I

Cake can't give me STDs or get pregnant. I'd pick cake.

When the only sex you have is with your married partner you don't have to worry about STD"S and if you dont take preventions such as BC or even if you do and get pregnant then you have another child. Gods gift

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stopjump

Hmm. This is tricky. Though given a choice on a single instance, I think I'd go with cake - it's far more consistently good.

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disGraceful

I think even if I were sexual, I'd still choose cake.

There's just more variety. Gluten free. Rainbow. Vegan. Sprinkles. Layered. Cheesecake. Red velvet. Ice cream cake. Cake with ice cream. Fondant. Icing. Frosting. Rum cake. Cakes with fruit. Pound cake. And then there's all kinds of shapes and sizes. Cupcakes. Cake pops.

I can't imagine there'd be that many people I'd sleep with no matter how much I'd like sex. There will always be more cake. There is plenty of cake in the sea. A sea made of cake batter.

Also: The guilt after eating an extra piece of cake is not comparable to the morning after bad or unprotected sex.

Hmm. This is tricky. Though given a choice on a single instance, I think I'd go with cake - it's far more consistently good.

Consistently good is a great point. An okay cake vs okay sex. I've even eaten cake I didn't think was very good.

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Phoebe

Anyone I see online who talks excessively about how delicious pastries are, I pretty much assume is fat in real life.

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Lydian

Anyone I see online who talks excessively about how delicious pastries are, I pretty much assume is fat in real life.

Oh to the contrary, I'm absolutely obsessed with cake and couldn't be thinner >:3

Like....seriously...if I were thinner I could see me in the hospital @.@

You know what's better than sex? VIVALDI!

(not that I would actually know....)

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Rivan Vox

It depends.

Sex with a novel partner is more valuable to me that eating cake.

Sex with a partner I know well is nice, but sharing cake would also be a pretty good alternative, and I wouldn't really be in the mood for cake after sex, so I'd go for the cake.



Honestly though sex is a superior partnered activity, while cake is a superior solo adventure.

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strawberryflipflops

I have pondered this a lot.

I would choose cake over sex ANY day of the year!

But would a sexua person l ALWAYS choose cake?

Is there really such a big deal?

When would a sexual choose cake over sex?

TELL ME!!!

As an ex-asexual, I can tell you...

Sex > Cake

Any day.

Besides the fact that sex doesn't make you fat (quite the opposite!) its an overall experience. Your mind is aroused, your body is aroused. You escape the world around you to engage in a stupidly fun activity. It can last for hours if you like. Foreplay, teasing. For hours you can exist in a state of pleasure and relaxation; no, you aren't having sex for hours, but you're playing a dance with someone for hours. With cake, your tounge is aroused for a minute. That is it.

There is no comparison if you enjoy sex!

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foxwithwings13

Hmm... I'd say 90% of the time, I'd take cake
I have a craving much more often for cake, than I do for sex
But, when I do have a craving for sex, It is a stronger craving that what I get for cake

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sonofzeal

To a sexual, (good) sex is emotionally fulfilling and validating to them as a person. It's hard to weigh that against a simple sensory pleasure like cake, unless they're already receiving plenty of fulfillment and validation (from sex or otherwise) already.

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Stranger

But would a sexual person l ALWAYS choose cake?

When would a sexual choose cake over sex?

For me ( a sexual male with healthy appetites) it's a matter of how "hungry" I am. If I'm satisfied (eaten a good meal in the last 6-12 hours and had sex in the last 2-3 days) then I would probably go for sex first, and hope I could still score a slice of cheesecake later (especially my wife's cheesecake fresh out of the oven...mmm). I wouldn't try for both simultaneously - I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to give both the attention they deserve! But I would be perfectly happy with either one.

If I'm just a little hungry, say from missing lunch, I'd probably still go for sex. But when I'm seriously hungry, say surviving on 1000 calories or less a day for weeks, Maslow's hierarchy takes over and I'm all about the cake.

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KindredSpirit

I'm not asexual, but I AM a sugar fiend!

I love a really well made cake.

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kraezrokke

cake! it doesn't care how many sprinkles (or silly candles) you use. and it's cheaper/requires less work

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Mysticus Insanus

Wait... cake is cheaper than sex? How so? :blink:

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TuesMorning

@MI, Depends where you go for your sex, I suppose..

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fairweather

As a woman who has been trying to replace sex with food for her entire marriage, and has had some excellent cake in the process, my answer is SEX! Hands down. No contest. Many years ago I'd have said there were some cakes that are better than some sex but most sex was better than most cakes, now I'd take bad sex over good cake any day. :)

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The B

I kind of hate cake. It's just...kind of bland and too soft and crumbly. It's no contest for me. sex sex sex.

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cw1911nr

Years ago, sex, no question! Now, cake, has to be carrot or coconut cake though! :rolleyes: Perhaps an excellent piece of pound cake would suffice as well.

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anon_anonymous

i don't really like cake, at all.

it's a pretty weird question for me - good cake that your best friend baked for you? no, probably not :) !

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LolaH

I don't like cake. Is there a support group for those of us that are sexuals that don't like cake in relationships with asexuals that do?

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supersprite42

There's some pretty gross cake out there. I'm not really in a position to really answer this question, as an asexual virgin, but cake is just cake. Now, peach crisp or my mom's homemade cinnamon buns would possibly trump everything else, regardless. Besides, peach crisp is fruit, and therefore, it's healthy... right? :P

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Red-Velvet

My ex once drank hot tea during sex, so cake would be easier.. especially if you like put the cake on your partner.

Haha, couldn't agree more.

Most sexuals I know would testify that sex is better than cake because of the lack of consumed calories involved. :huh: People like this annoy me.

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Toothy

I don't like sweet things, cake included. But I'm asexual, so if someone asked me if I want to have sex with them OR eat some cake I'd choose cake. Definitely.

TBH, I don't understand why would anyone want to have sex when there are other things to do... But that's just me being all ace and stuff :P

Cake is sometimes better ...

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one

Old people can eat cake still, and have a second piece if they want to

You can buy cake from many different shops, rather than having to bake it at home

You can decide to have chocolate or vanilla whenever you want

You can eat cake in front of your parents

You can give cake to your dog, and friends don't think that's weird/wrong

You can bake a cake for a friend, and your partner doesn't get jealous

I could go on :)

You just killed me, especially with a "You can eat cake in front of your parents"

:D

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Crazy ManMan

Since I do not like sex or cake I do not know if I can speak well to this but I would think that a sexual would choose sex over cake any day because sex is harder to get and probably feels better to them.

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BannedForSatire

It depends...

I'd rather have cake than sex with a random person but I'd probably rather have sex than cake with someone I love.... most of the time... unless it was really good cake.

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Smitty Werbenjagermanjense

I'm not too fond of either

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Lady Girl

I'm not too fond of either

You and my husband! :)

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Red Shang

Cake is sometimes better ...

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one

...and a woman can have a second orgasm, right after the first one. I bet you're jealous...

But to answer the question, IT DEPENDS.

Men can have multiple orgasms, too. But not straight after the first one as a rule. But in reference to the OP, I'd definitely prefer cake, a plain cake, like a custard tart.

Bad sex is better than most food, but not all food. cake included.

No sex is better than bad sex.

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Janus DarkFox

Cake is sometimes better ...

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one

...and a woman can have a second orgasm, right after the first one. I bet you're jealous...

But to answer the question, IT DEPENDS.

Men can have multiple orgasms, too. But not straight after the first one as a rule.
Males can have multiple orgasms one after the other, if you know what you are doing ;)

This can involve multiple methods such as prostate play and/or combining certain drugs that increase and/or suppress certain hormones, including maintaining erections after climax.

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Red Shang

To any sexual person whose sexual desire and drive is strong and is sexually active, he or she is clearly going to prefer sex to sexual abstinence most of the time if not all of the time.

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Red Shang

Cake is sometimes better ...

You can have a second piece of cake, right after finishing the first one

...and a woman can have a second orgasm, right after the first one. I bet you're jealous...

But to answer the question, IT DEPENDS.

Men can have multiple orgasms, too. But not straight after the first one as a rule.
Males can have multiple orgasms one after the other, if you know what you are doing ;)

This can involve multiple methods such as prostate play and/or combining certain drugs that increase and/or suppress certain hormones, including maintaining erections after climax.

I did qualify my statement with "as a rule". ^_^

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