Oldies fun thread

[Sally]

My when dirty while reading all that. I don't know, some bad words fix perfectly on that text

What? bad words?

Oh. Shoot, nothing is working right; I codn't access smiies -- I wanted a red face. Assme a red face.

[A Taste of Harmony]

*sit in the corner, eating alphabet biscuits*

[A Taste of Harmony]

My heart has melted away completely. I don't know how to recover. *collapses*

emrgency emergency!

[Beachwalker]

My heart has melted away completely. I don't know how to recover. *collapses*

emrgency emergency!

You like the foxy man in black with his big black appendage or that furry flea ridden rodent?

My heart has melted away completely. I don't know how to recover. *collapses*

emrgency emergency!

You like the foxy man in black with his big black appendage or that furry flea ridden rodent?

[A Taste of Harmony]

The furry!! It looks way more tasty. :D :D

It should go really well with my Christmas marshmallows, in terms of flavour!

I think the flee is just a bonus. Awwww...

I had to look up some words in dictionary to understand your sentence though. :P

English lesson everyday on AVEN.

And.. I'm not into man... :)

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I'm not into woman either. lol :P

[DexM]

I am seeing a new, much darker side to Yummy at the minute. First of all she put the Axe weilding one in her place, admonishing her for jumping in when not permitted, then she makes up rules for a game only Yummy can seemingly win. Y.A.Y. is already the most loved and respected of AVENites and now I see a power play being made for control of this thread. I also get regular recipes for Baked Cat and ice cream :P

[Guest Invisible Pumpkin]

I have a bitter-dark-chocolate side.

:twisted: :lol:

[DexM]

I have a bitter-dark-chocolate side.

:twisted: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oohhh, now that is REALLY going to a level that scares the shit out of me. Bitter and Dark.

*DEXM RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND THE SOFA AND BURIES HIS HEAD IN A CUSHION*

[5_♦♣]

Mmm, dark chocolate. *Drools*.

[Sally]

My p and l and u are back. I can type whatever I damn well want to, without reservation. All it took was turning the computer off and on, which is weird, because that shouldn't affect the keyboard, and my keyboard is rife with crumbs of crackers and chocolate. Dark chocolate and a little bit of milk chocolate.

That was a totally boring post and didn't really demonstrate the keyboard's rehabilitation, because there were only a few l's, one u, and one p.

[Empty Chairs & Tables]

My p and l and u are back. I can type whatever I damn well want to, without reservation. All it took was turning the computer off and on, which is weird, because that shouldn't affect the keyboard, and my keyboard is rife with crumbs of crackers and chocolate. Dark chocolate and a little bit of milk chocolate.

That was a totally boring post and didn't really demonstrate the keyboard's rehabilitation, because there were only a few l's, one u, and one p.

Not counting the first and last sentences, I counted 10 l's, 6 u's, and 2 p's. Just in case anyone was wondering. ;)

[truthseeker30]

Oh. Shoot, nothing is working right; I codn't access smiies -- I wanted a red face. Assme a red face.

I didn't bother counting... was still immaturely being entertained by the word 'assme'

[Guest Invisible Pumpkin]

Oh. Shoot, nothing is working right; I codn't access smiies -- I wanted a red face. Assme a red face.

I didn't bother counting... was still immaturely being entertained by the word 'assme'

I didn't noticed that, so.... THANK YOU! LOL :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Sally]

Oh. Shoot, nothing is working right; I codn't access smiies -- I wanted a red face. Assme a red face.

I didn't bother counting... was still immaturely being entertained by the word 'assme'

I didn't noticed that, so.... THANK YOU! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh god, porned by my own computer. NOW I can do a :redface:

[DexM]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter
Piper picked?

Perhaps posting this poetic piece would have permanently produced the adequate demonstration of the reinstatement of the P letter

I wont even start on the I. In my opnion it is an overrated letter.

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* the picture of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory*

The only willy I can think of..

You need to see more films.

I wont even start on the I. In my opnion it is an overrated letter.

You'd like Gyle Brandreth's rewrite of Hamlet... if I knew where to find the damn thing... I'm convinced now that he's lying and never wrote it.

[A Taste of Harmony]

* the picture of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory*

The only willy I can think of..

You need to see more films.

>I wont even start on the I. In my opnion it is an overrated letter.

You'd like Gyle Brandreth's rewrite of Hamlet... if I knew where to find the damn thing... I'm convinced now that he's lying and never wrote it.

Oh, right! That's another one!

Now I can think of two.. :) :)

That was the sad one.. though :( Poor thing.. T_T

And he is just trolling..

[DexM]

* the picture of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory*

The only willy I can think of..

You need to see more films.

>>I wont even start on the I. In my opnion it is an overrated letter.

You'd like Gyle Brandreth's rewrite of Hamlet... if I knew where to find the damn thing... I'm convinced now that he's lying and never wrote it.

He of Teddy Bear jumper wearing fame? If you do find it, I think I NEED to see it too.

The only willie that matters.

[Heathenmom]

Frimpety, frimpety, frump;

Frumpety, frimp, frimp, frimp.

Frimpety frump, frimpety frump;

Frumpety, frumpety frimp!

[Heathenmom]

Er, I have just realized that I have a deep, dark confession to make:

I NEVER TOOK/FILLED OUT THE POLL!!!!!!!!

Does that mean I can't post here any more?

:( :o

[5_♦♣]

First answer: You don't always have to vote in polls.

Second answer: Since you haven't yet filled out the poll, you can still do so.

[DexM]

Frimpety, frimpety, frump;

Frumpety, frimp, frimp, frimp.

Frimpety frump, frimpety frump;

Frumpety, frumpety frimp!

I have no idea if this means anything. What I am sure of is, it has tickled me to a huge degree ^_^

I thought Yummy was making the rules up for this thread

[Guest Invisible Pumpkin]

Frimpety, frimpety, frump;

Frumpety, frimp, frimp, frimp.

Frimpety frump, frimpety frump;

Frumpety, frumpety frimp!

I have no idea if this means anything. What I am sure of is, it has tickled me to a huge degree ^_^

I thought Yummy was making the rules up for this thread

Rules are:

1. Not to behave.

2. Have as much fun as you can.

3. Not to sleep, just to party around.

4. Eat and even drink cake LOL until you are drunk, yeah sugar can have that effect too LOL.

5. To break all the rules, except mines of course! Naaaa those too lol.

[A Taste of Harmony]

Frimpety, frimpety, frump;

Frumpety, frimp, frimp, frimp.

Frimpety frump, frimpety frump;

Frumpety, frumpety frimp!

I have no idea if this means anything. What I am sure of is, it has tickled me to a huge degree ^_^

I thought Yummy was making the rules up for this thread

Rules are:

1. Not to behave.

2. Have as much fun as you can.

3. Not to sleep, just to party around.

4. Eat and even drink cake LOL until you are drunk, yeah sugar can have that effect too LOL.

5. To break all the rules, except mines of course! Naaaa those too lol.

I should make a wallpaper out of these rules and give title, Farfel farfel pipik!, and sign it as Yummythewise 2013. :P :P

Could it be late New Years resolution? Yay! :D

[Sally]

Just popping in to see what you children are doing. It's kindergarten khaos as usual, I see. No more pipik for you naughty kids and NO drinking the cake! That's for grownups.

[5_♦♣]

Children? If we were children, we wouldn't be here on AVEN.

[Heathenmom]

DexM--I'm glad you liked the "Frimpety frump" business, your being tickled by it made me smile. So far as I know it doesn't mean a durn thing, it's just one of those things that I made up and used to mutter to myself under my breath whenever things got too hectic at work with too many deadlines falling all at once.

And Sally--I CAN SO drink the cake if I want to!!! :P :P :P

And as y'all can probably tell, I haven't figured out the quote thingy yet.

Okay, enough of making sense! This is all the sensible stuff you'll get from me tonight!

Now I must get back to trying to get everybody serious on this thread again.

Seriously warped, that is.

[Guest Invisible Pumpkin]

I'm not sure I did right the translation, anyway I wanted to share this saying I found on FB :P

Also, we will never starve! I found something better than a huge bag of potatoes.

And even better, I found help for the kitchen/cooking, for real I did :P

[Sally]

Children? If we were children, we wouldn't be here on AVEN.

You mean you all obey that "you have to be at least 13" thing? Ha. I'm 11. But I'll be 12 next month. -_-

Could we please stop talking about eating kittens? Bunnies, OK.

[A Taste of Harmony]

I'm not sure I did right the translation, anyway I wanted to share this saying I found on FB :P

Also, we will never starve! I found something better than a huge bag of potatoes.

And even better, I found help for the kitchen/cooking, for real I did :P

Yummy!!!!!

You have to tell me where you shop! (Don't tell me it's on the Internet, I don't like online shopping!) :P

So we put the romantic broccoli and demi-romantic lettuce in the vase (I already ate the aromantic flowers!) and cook the white furry thing, and carrot will help us, right? Awesome.

Tell that bunny to pick up that dog food in the picture, I'll throw into muffins for extra flavour.

But Sally, if we don't eat the kittens, it will eat us. Look! One of them is already awake and looking at us through monitor choosing whom to pick, scary stuff!

If that kitten likes potato, I'm gonna hide with DexM behind the sofa.

** runs away **