Flyin'Solo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I really want to jump on the "shit people say" bandwagon and make a hilarious video about the absurd and comical things people say to asexuals. "Asexual?... does that even exist?" "Asexual?... that doesn't exist." "So do you masturbate?" "It's okay, you just haven't found the right person yet." "So do you masturbate?" "So are you into animals then?" "What, you think your pussy is made of gold?" "So do you masturbate?" and my personal favorite... the passive aggressive eyeroll/sneer. etc. Y'all know the rest. Anyone in NYC interested in helping? Anyone from afar interested in uploading clips? Please hit me up ASAP, before this lightning bolt of a fad has passed! Or send me something fun at angryace(at)yahoo. Gracias! Link to post Share on other sites
glitchunter Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "Everyone's asexual at some point, and then they grow out of it." Link to post Share on other sites
robintamblyn Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 ACE=Asexuals Can't Exist... :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Cent Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "I just don't think you've had it done right yet." "Can't you just enjoy it?" "Do you masturbate?" "Are there others like you?" "Are there many people like you?" "But... do you masturbate?" "That's not an orientation, that's repression." "Were you abused as a child?" "You've just had bad partners." "Have you talked to a doctor about it?" "So, do you masturbate?" Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Asexuality is just an excuse not to do it You just did'nt do it right Dont worry, the doctors will fix you in no time, you will feel differently after treatment (for my own medical problem) HAHA... you are just a reluctant homo-bisexual!! Link to post Share on other sites
Flyin'Solo Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Well, I was initially looking for people who wanted to submit video clips, but... nevermind! SwankIvy's already got it goin' on over in the Visibility Section: http://www.asexuality.org/en/index.php?/topic/69594-s-sexual-people-say-to-asexual-people/ Link to post Share on other sites
virginqueen Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "Do you have some sexual inhibitions?" "Are you an introverted type of person?" "Are you impotent?" Link to post Share on other sites
Shiver Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 If I lived in New York I would love to join ya in creating a Shit People Say video. But if you do make it, please share it! Link to post Share on other sites
Brynhildr Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 "And how long do you plan on being asexual?" Link to post Share on other sites
The Chaos Heart Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 "It's okay, you just haven't found the right person yet." Shit man. I get this all the time from my mother. Or things like "you only think you're asexual." She'll never learn it seems. Link to post Share on other sites
Shaded Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 "Asexual, like, asexual reproduction?" <_< Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenpede Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 "That's a shame." "So that means you'll never fall in love?" "You're going to have such a sad life." Link to post Share on other sites
Cadmium Poisoning Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 'I bet you'd change your mind if you slept with me...' *wink* :/ Link to post Share on other sites
*Orion* Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 "You reproduce with yourself!?" Link to post Share on other sites
Russ23 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 "Bullshit" and "you don't like women?" Link to post Share on other sites
LiteralNovice Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 "You just say that to make yourself feel better about the fact you can't get anyone." "Then how are you gonna be in a relationship?" "You must be really lonely." "But you masturbate!" (common among people that don't understand attraction vs. drive) "The first time you have sex sucks. You can't just say you hate sex after one time/no times." "So you reproduce with yourself?" "But not enjoying sex isn't normal!" "Something's wrong with you. A sex drive is essential in human beings." (once again, common among people that don't understand attraction vs. drive) "You're just playing hard to get." "It's just a phase. I just hope you'll get out of it soon." "Asexuality is not a legit orientation." "You must have really high standards if you don't think anyone's attractive." "Have you tried talking to a therapist? They might be able to help your hang-ups." "I respect your choice, but I can only pity you." That's all I can think of, but all of these were probably said before. Link to post Share on other sites
Panm Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Today I heard one quite disturbing: "Have you tried Viagra? I think it can solve your problem" Link to post Share on other sites
PSUtatiana Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 "So what do you do for fun?" Link to post Share on other sites
PSUtatiana Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 And I live in NY and would LOVEEEE to help you with this!! I'm working as a journalist this summer and would LOVE quotes from you. Maybe I an write a story about this project :) Everything I write gets published. Add me and let me know if you want to do this shindig!!! :) Link to post Share on other sites
Alphaprocess Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 "You mean you're gay?" Link to post Share on other sites
NuavKaffe Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 "Asexual, like, asexual reproduction?" <_< Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahh That made my day :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
little birdie Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 "Sooo...your hand's your best friend then?" "Are you sure it's not just a phase?" "Wait...But you still have crushes..." People don't seem to understand the difference between liking someone romantically and sexually, because for most people, they kind of go together. *sigh* Link to post Share on other sites
Sari Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 With a little background on this one. I have had feelings for the same guy for four years. I recently told him I was asexual. A week later my friend M asks him if we're going out. He says no then later that night he comes to talk to me and says "I guess she just doesn't know how you feel towards others. Once she knew she'd find it obvious you don't 'like' people like that," *facepalm* Link to post Share on other sites
Alphaprocess Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 One I saw as a comment somewhere was: (male) asexuals "should man up." Now what does that mean? Indulge in behaviour they don't want to do? Sounds a lot like the people who want to 'cure' gay people to me. Link to post Share on other sites
dragonflyy Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 'I bet you'd change your mind if you slept with me...' *wink* :/ I hate getting that, it makes me wanna ninja kick them in the teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
Kelsea Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 "I have days when I feel asexual too." Link to post Share on other sites
RowanBun Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 "I think you have it mistaken. Only plants are asexual." Link to post Share on other sites
Nemon Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 "but if you really love me, you'd wanna have sex" (answear:if you really love me, you wouldn't force me into having sex) Then they get confused, maybe saying "so...does this mean we wont be having sex in a while?" or repeating the first argument.. Link to post Share on other sites
ethereal_energy Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 "I am just like that sometimes." "I went on a date that was completely asexual. No sex, you know." They think they can use the label to mean a temporary state of not having sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Guardian Healer Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 asexual..."Isn't that were you split in half and create your own children?" That one is my favorite. Link to post Share on other sites
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