Gorax Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 If I called them up and told them about asexuality . . . If they were interested by the idea. Who would be willing to go on the show? (I know I would :D) Since asexuality is fairly unheard of, it could be great for visibility, especially on a show that is about sex 99% of the time. The audience could ask us questions and all, and we'd answer, and if they want to turn up the heat, they could also invite some highly sexual people on the show to argue with us and/or get into fights hehe. I guarantee that I can get one good hit in before the guards stop me :twisted: C'mon, it would be fun :D Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I'd love to go on! Have to practice my chair-throwing technique, though. Or they can bring on strippers, porn stars and stereotypical frat boys so I can nail them between the eyes with small rocks. :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
VivreEstEsperer Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Well, I would certainly *watch* it... Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Gee, at times like this, I wish I had TV :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Orpheus Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 I've no TV either, just a DVD player with an 8inch screen. I'd go, but they'd piss me off real bad and next thing you know I'm America's most wanted Asexual, and not in a good way. Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 i'll go!!! i want some beads!!! (j/k) don't worry, orpheus. i'll along a pair of combat boots that look like yours' & swing them at the nearest sexual bastard's head!!!!!!!!! & if i swing it just right, i'll catch him/her in the temple!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Orpheus Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 :cry: It's so good to be loved. Thanks aury. Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 no problem. & if you want, i'll tattoo your name on their forehead... k, that's taking it too far... :? Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 It's situations like this that remind me of sage advice I was taught as a child: It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's utterly hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 that's sort of why i giggle when i have violent thoughts......... Link to post Share on other sites
Orpheus Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Violent thoughts make me smile, violent actions make me feel good :twisted: YES I AM AN ASEXUAL SADIST!!! and damn proud off it! Link to post Share on other sites
thylacine Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 This will be the only Jerry Springer episode where no one gets into a fight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dargon Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 They wouldn't air it unless the found the most violently opposed "sex-pert" on the planet so they would throw the first punch. Thing is, I think the Springer watching crowd would bring in a lot of garbage (ie trolls) to AVEN. Link to post Share on other sites
141822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 This is aired in the states right? so firearms are legal.. I'll bring a Smith & Wesson A22 and sure I'll come on :D . At least this way I don't have to worry about coming out to family -> if they're watching the show, they have more explaining to do than I ever will :P . Link to post Share on other sites
TheSMMG Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 If Mr. Springer's willing to pay my air fare to the States... Link to post Share on other sites
Silly Green Monkey Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Three-year thread necromancy! EVIl! Link to post Share on other sites
Dargon Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Holy cow, I didn't even notice the origional post date. Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 That would be so amusing :lol: I'd watch that... But, yeah, sort of like what Dargon said, asexuality might get a really bad reputation. Like, I caught a few minutes of an episode titled "Surprise! I'm a transsexual!" in which trans people came out to their spouses or friends that they were trans. I didn't see enough of it to see whether the audience took it well or basically made fun of it all, since I didn't wanna judge the attitude by the title alone... *shrug* Link to post Share on other sites
Cerhiunnhn Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Oh, bring my friend on. He honestly believes I'm making up/promoting the idea of asexuality just for attention. A quote: "You're not asexual. Stop saying that! All you're really doing is like," (he covers his years and begins singing loudly) "'I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX, I'M A TOYS-R-US KID! .... DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA...... TOYS-R-US KID!" And he doesn't even make me mad. I just think it's hilarious he's so stubborn about disbelieving me. You'd get in a fight with him for sure, yeah! Best Jerry Springer show ever. Link to post Share on other sites
thylacine Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 That's why I never tell anyone... ! They either don't believe me, or want to ship me off to a lock down facility... or one woman suggested I needed a good rape to straighten me out. I really don't feel safe saying anything to anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
mouth brooder Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Violent thoughts make me smile, violent actions make me feel good :twisted: YES I AM AN ASEXUAL SADIST!!! and damn proud off it! I prefer violet thoughts to violent ones. 8) I don't watch any tele, but I would enjoy reading a thread about how it all went. Link to post Share on other sites
FelineFanatic Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 +I do not think we need Jerry Springer. For those of you who do not know, most of his shows are somewhat scripted and very unreal. He gets wannabee actors on the show to fill in a part. If you notice, some of the people have been on before with a totally different problem. The show would likely turn something real to us into a farce. Anything for laughs. Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 *laughs* In all honesty, the last place I'd wanna see asexuality is on Jerry Springer. BUT, if it WERE... That'd be so amusing XD Link to post Share on other sites
dysthymia7 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Hey i would go. I got interviewed by the chicago tribune about it already, why not jerry in chicago as well? Link to post Share on other sites
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