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I don't think that's entirely unusual especially if your partner is on the bigger size. I know that I've experienced it before in certain positions or with a certain level of vigorousness.

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I have pretty sensitive skin, so I actually found out the vaginal fluid irritated my fingers! :lol:

Oh no! Well, I guess my problem of getting "pruney" fingers isn't so bad then. :ph34r:

PRUNEY FINGERS aaahahahahaha!!! It's funny cuz its true.

Different kinds of orgasms, oh yes. It wasn't until I was with my second girlfriend and she "taught" me how to come that I started having mindblowing ones. Before that it was more "got over the hump" orgasms.

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I know I get really tense, but even when I'm telling myself to relax, he gets...uh, stuck.
Forgive me for asking, but what do you mean 'stuck'?

(You're making me think of that ER episode now where a couple did 'it' in the back of a van and got superglued together :lol:)

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hiedi you have dogs yes? ever seen them shag? it's quiet common when they do that the female contracts her muscles and locks the dog inside her till she is ready to release..often this causes the male dog to scream and whelp

ala..stuck

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Actually the reason dogs get stuck, or tied, during mating, is not because of the female but because the male dog's penis swells up during mating. It's not just common but basically necessary for a succesful mating. They can remain tied for as much as 30 min, waiting for the male's penis to revert to normal size. You are right that it can hurt the dogs though, especially if the female is larger than the male and she panicks during the tie and tries to escape.

It's a natural phenomena for dogs (and other canines, I assume) and can't really be compared to humans.

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Actually the reason dogs get stuck, or tied, during mating, is not because of the female but because the male dog's penis swells up during mating. It's not just common but basically necessary for a succesful mating. They can remain tied for as much as 30 min, waiting for the male's penis to revert to normal size. You are right that it can hurt the dogs though, especially if the female is larger than the male and she panicks during the tie and tries to escape.

It's a natural phenomena for dogs (and other canines, I assume) and can't really be compared to humans.

See, this is why I stick around on this site. You learn so much! ;)

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I have gotten stuck before....when my first GF would have an orgasm, she would clamp down like a vice, and she would stay like that even after the orgasm for 5min or so....very strange

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Ok question. So if she clamps down, does that hurt you, or is it just... weird?

Nope...not painful at all...just weird...couldn't pull out if I was in, and couldn't push in if I was out.

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hiedi you have dogs yes?
I've never owned a dog in my life, PiF. I'd like to though, but that's besides the point here :).

(My avatar is of a neighbour's new puppy.)

See, this is why I stick around on this site. You learn so much! ;)
Totally!

Who'd have thought that on a General TMI thread, on an asexual forum of all places, we would be discussing the ins and outs of how dogs mate! :lol:

Okay, next question from a repulsed ace: I once watched a documentary on how the porn industry works. (What? I was curious.) I understand that the sex (I'm talking actual penis-in-vagina here until climax) on these videos takes ages and from what I've gathered (mainly from AVEN), things usually happen way faster than that.

So, how can things on tape take so long? Are they all desensitised, or something like that, from excessive action? Or is it just incredibly clever editing from the tech geeks? Or, do things really take that long?

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1. Guys in the porn industry typically are chosen for their...stamina.

2.They do it so often, they become desensitized somewhat.

3. Clever editing...combined with stop and go sex.

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hiedi you have dogs yes? ever seen them shag? it's quiet common when they do that the female contracts her muscles and locks the dog inside her till she is ready to release..often this causes the male dog to scream and whelp

ala..stuck

Actually with me, he gets stuck before he can get all the way in. ^^;; Either I'm too tense or my muscles are providing some sort of resistance. I'm starting to think there is a part of me that will never like sex.

Okay, next question from a repulsed ace: I once watched a documentary on how the porn industry works. (What? I was curious.) I understand that the sex (I'm talking actual penis-in-vagina here until climax) on these videos takes ages and from what I've gathered (mainly from AVEN), things usually happen way faster than that.

So, how can things on tape take so long? Are they all desensitised, or something like that, from excessive action? Or is it just incredibly clever editing from the tech geeks? Or, do things really take that long?

I don't watch porn so I don't know how long they usually last, but stop-and-go sex really does make it last longer. A lot of it is with the guy, but I wonder if some it has to do with the girl not getting as tight or is that just a stereotype of female porn stars?).

I find it ironic that while porn stars are known for stamina, guys who have been virgins for a most of their life or don't have sex frequently also tend to last a long time.

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Its true that porn stars have noteworthy stamina, but in my experience, the timing isn't significantly different... in fact, I think a lot of times, people climax faster in porn than in real life. It would be way too boring to show it taking as long as it does in real life.

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Its true that porn stars have noteworthy stamina, but in my experience, the timing isn't significantly different... in fact, I think a lot of times, people climax faster in porn than in real life. It would be way too boring to show it taking as long as it does in real life.

So it's just the highlights?

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combined with stop and go sex.
Dare I ask what this means?

They have sex and when the male partner is close to ejaculating, they stop so that he may cool off, then go again. Some scenes go on for close to an hour, if it was shot in one go that would be quite a feat.

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Wait, what? I didn't mean it like that- I totally know exactly when I'm going to climax, it's the trajectory that's uncertain. It's not one stream, it's clusterfuck of sperm. Like fireworks. I could draw you a chart of my arousal states with symptoms, if you wanted. It's pretty standard procedure.

However, I'm a guy, and I don't use my hands either; It's much more enjoyable to dry-hump, and I don't get the issue of semen everywhere that I do when I use my hand.

As for orgasm, literally no feeling. None. No pleasure whatsoever.

Of course, I cum on average 6-7 times per day..

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Or, do things really take that long?

Not that I've done it that much but for me the quickest it's ever happened was about 5 minutes - sometimes it as taken over half an hour or not at all (from onset of penetration and pretty much continual thrusting by at least one person). Maybe that's not representative of the overall male population though given that I am a grey asexual (obviously not repulsed!) of some description.

So it's just the highlights?

I can't comment on porn specifically (not got or want the knowledge) but it's pretty standard for any kind of video footage to be edited to only give highlights. A half hour comedy show might be recorded live infront of an audience for 2 hours - and once you get into dramas and feature films the ratio of footage shot to final length gets even higher.

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Some scenes go on for close to an hour,
Seriously?

Doesn't the viewer become bored? I know I get bored after about the first ten seconds. And no, I am not exaggerating or kidding. I'm a repulsed ace, so as soon as anything primal happens, my interest is gone.

Of course, I cum on average 6-7 times per day..
Really? isn't that a lot??

Of course, I'd have no idea.

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Some scenes go on for close to an hour,
Seriously?

Doesn't the viewer become bored? I know I get bored after about the first ten seconds. And no, I am not exaggerating or kidding. I'm a repulsed ace, so as soon as anything primal happens, my interest is gone.

That's always been my thought on porn, especially scenes going that long. Maybe if there was some interesting back-story then MAYBE I might be less bored, but overall, I don't think I've ever watched porn for more than about 5 minutes consecutively. Then again, porn doesn't really do much of anything for me, so I guess that's a difference right there. I have watched a little bit of hentei for longer, but that certainly didn't arouse me or turn me on in any way, shape or form, it just made me confused. Actually, it may not be sexy but it sure is bizarre and, if one is not repulsed, I'd probably recommend people to watch at least a hentei or two just to see the weird sort of stuff that's out there.

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Yay for this thread. Then we don't have to read TMI in so many other places.

:cake: to Birdwing.

H xx

Love your profile pic...cute doggie Heidi :)

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Wait, what? I didn't mean it like that- I totally know exactly when I'm going to climax, it's the trajectory that's uncertain. It's not one stream, it's clusterfuck of sperm. Like fireworks. I could draw you a chart of my arousal states with symptoms, if you wanted. It's pretty standard procedure.

However, I'm a guy, and I don't use my hands either; It's much more enjoyable to dry-hump, and I don't get the issue of semen everywhere that I do when I use my hand.

As for orgasm, literally no feeling. None. No pleasure whatsoever.

Of course, I cum on average 6-7 times per day..

6-7 times a day?......WTF?.....daaaym...your cup overfloweth dude! :blink:

I run dry at 5...and lose all interest in sex or sexual acts of anykind...I guess my libido has been outmatched. XD

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Love your profile pic...cute doggie Heidi :)
Thanks ESPAN, but the puppy is not mine.

And what's Hentai?

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Hentai is basically porn in either comic books or cartoons. The vast majority of it from Japan.

Comics probably sounds innocent, but it's anything but since with drawings there is no limit to the imagination :lol:

So yeah, you can find anything from cute love stories with some romantic sex scenes, to alien monsters raping earth women...

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Hentai is basically porn in either comic books or cartoons. The vast majority of it from Japan.

Comics probably sounds innocent, but it's anything but since with drawings there is no limit to the imagination :lol:

So yeah, you can find anything from cute love stories with some romantic sex scenes, to alien monsters raping earth women...

And tenticle rape monsters. Mustn't forget that ;)

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Hentai is basically porn in either comic books or cartoons. The vast majority of it from Japan.

Comics probably sounds innocent, but it's anything but since with drawings there is no limit to the imagination :lol:

So yeah, you can find anything from cute love stories with some romantic sex scenes, to alien monsters raping earth women...

Thanks for the heads up. I am never going to Google that.
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Hentai is refers specifically to animated/drawn porn from Japan. Again, there's some pretty weird stuff out there... not for repulsed Aces, that's for sure!!

I want to ask: I know a friend whom considers himself to be a bit of a nymphomaniac. I also remember when he first started dating a girl (who is also a nymphomaniac), he sorta bragged to everyone that they had sex all afternoon and had very very many orgasms. I'm not asking if anyone has ever had such a marathon, but how does one even have multiple orgasms in one sitting? I think Birdwing mentioned that she has experienced multiple orgasms, but it's still a foreign concept to me. Guys? Girls?

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Thanks for asking, I'd wondered that too. Also, is it better the more you have in one go, or the fewer?

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Hailtheplatypus

As an asexual, Ill admit that I find this discussion interesting. Im not sexual enough to really consider myself a grey A, but im too sexual to cleanly fit into the Grey label.I did a lot of experimentation when i was questioning my asexuality due to the fact that I was trying to find things that I found interesting. In the end, i found myself dividing the pleasurable sensations of sex from the acts surrounding it. To put this into perspective I enjoy the sensations provided by quite a few things, but I am still do not find myself sexually attracted to anything. I do find a certain facination with latex, more specifically inflatable latex, but not in a directly sexual way. Its weird and hard to explain. I havent really talked much about it here because i felt it was too weird to discuss.

I find this thread kinda comforting due to the fact that it shows that fitting into neat labels is kinda meaningless.

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